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Fun Music Information -> Michael Bolton
This is the most recent information about Michael Bolton that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Michael Bolton, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Jokes:
Some say that Michael Bolton knows who let the dogs out. Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| Some say that Michael Bolton has been banned from competing in golf tournaments due to what the PGA only refers to as..."The Cleansing". Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Michael Bolotin. Submitted by: Bernhard Hausner
Also known as: Michael Bolotin. Submitted by: Martin
Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Mr. Time, Love, and Tenderness. Submitted by: Christian
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Isa - Submitted by: Eric Andrews
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "A Man So Gullible" | "A Love So Beautiful" | MOR |
| "Fool's Name" | "Fool's Game" | pop |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Talk About Love," Deep Purple | "Love Is A Wonderful Thing," Michael Bolton | |
| "I'll Come Running Back To You," Sam Cooke | "When I'm Back On My Feet Again," Michael Bolton | |
| "I'll Come Running," Livingston Taylor | "When I'm Back On My Feet Again," Michael Bolton | |
| "I'll Be Standing By," Foghat | "When I'm Back On My Feet Again," Michael Bolton | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Sad I Loved You, But I Lied" originally "Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
Sad that he lied about it
Wendy Torrance
"Said I Love You, But I Lied" originally "Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
Wendy Torrance
"Said I Loved You, But I Led" originally "Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
past tense of 'to lead'
Isabella
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"How Can We Be Clovers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Go sit out in a field somewhere?
Peter
"How Can We Be Plovers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Grow some wings?
Peter
"How Can We Beg Lovers?" originally "How Can We Be Lovers?"
Hayley Spalding
"Said I Loved You, But I Lived" originally "Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
Serafina
Change a Letter:
"How Can We Be Losers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Peter
"How Can We Be Movers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Peter
"How Can We Be Livers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Peter
"How Am I Supposed To Jive Without You?" originally "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Mia
"Foul Provider" originally "Soul Provider"
Hayley Spalding
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "How Can We Be Lovers" | "How Can We Drain The Swamp" | EWOP |
| "Fool's Game" | "Fool's Brain" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "How Can We Be Lovers" | "Lebron's Betrayal" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "How Can We Be Lovers" | "How Can We Be Women" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "When A Man Loves A Woman" | "When A Man Grubs A Woman" | Parody Pete |
| "Fool's Game" | "Cold Spring" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Said I Loved You But I Lied" | "Said I Loved You But I Lied (Honest Version)" | Immoral Liberal |
| "Fool's Game" | "Bulls Game" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "When A Man Loves A Woman" | "When Will Pat Stump Out Fallin'" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Fool's Game" | "School Pranks" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| How Am I Supposed To Live Without You? | Divorce Attorney | PurpleChick |
| How Can We Be Lovers? (If We Can't Be Friends) | Marriage Counseling | Ed |
| Go The Distance | The Olympics | Joelle |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| When A Man Loves A Woman | Gay/Lesbian Bar | Diddims |
| I Said I Loved You, But I Lied | Marriage Councelling/Divorce Court | Diddims |
| Can I Touch You There? | Rape Victims Helpline | Diddims |
| Said I Loved You But I Lied | Bridal Shop | Kevin |
| How Can We Be Lovers? (If We Can't Be Friends) | Las Vegas Wedding Chapel | Edward |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Rise Above This Seether | This River Michael Bolton | Rise Above This River Or you can drown. | Garrison |
| I Think I Like It Boston | Can I Touch You...There Michael Bolton | I Think I Like Touching You There Okay, WAY too much info... | Airrider |
| Right Here Waiting Richard Marx | Wait On Love Michael Bolton | Right Here Waiting On Love | Lee Rasiel |
| When A Man Loves A Woman Michael Bolton | Your Woman White Town | When A Man Loves Your Woman ...there's a bit of cheating going on? | Diddims |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
George Michael Bolton
George Michael combined with Michael Bolton
I'm so happy this combination didn't occur.
Submitted By: Peter
Luscious Bolton
Michael Bolton combined with Luscious Jackson
Did you think I'd do it the other way?
Submitted By: Brian Kelly
Misheard Lyrics:
"When a Man Loves a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: When a man goes to Wal-Mart
Original Lyrics: When a man loves a woman
| "How am I Supposed to Live Without You"
Misheard Lyrics: Tell me about the Aunt Jemima
Original Lyrics: Tell me about the plans you're making
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"Steel Bars"
Misheard Lyrics: Steel wool wrapped all around me
Original Lyrics: Steel bars wrapped all around me.
| "That's What Love Is All About"
Misheard Lyrics: Two hearts that found a way
Original Lyrics: Two hearts that pound away
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics: How can we be lovers if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics: How can be lovers if we can't be friends?
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jill This misheard lyric comes from a friend of mine who was trying to sympothize with a fellow acquaintence about how messy sex can be even if it's with someone you love. I nearly died when my friend attempted to quote Michael Bolton, other than for the obvious reason of quoting Michael Bolton. What's even more hysterical is she was really sincere about too; however, she does have a point...somewhere. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"When A Man Loves A Woman"
Better Lyrics:
When a man loves a gerbil
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
Submitted by: Eminw
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: How can mere words my heart explain
Why They're Nonsensical: Not only does this appear to be syntactically awkward, but it also seems literally impossible because his heart can't do the actual explanation.
Submitted by: Danny
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Carrie"
Opening Lines: Carrie is a girl disillusioned by the world.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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Song Title Space Change:
"How Can Web e-Lovers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Asked the person new to internet dating.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Band Name Anagrams:
I'm The Local Nob Submitted by: Evan
Song Title Acrostics:
FILE: "Forever Isn't Long Enough"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Lawsuits:
"Love Is A Wonderful Thing"
The Isley Brothers were awarded a sum of 5.4 million dollars in damages in a plagiarism lawsuit against Michael Bolton. The Isley Brothers were also awarded future royalties for the song. Michael Bolton appealed the decision, and lost the appeal.
Submitted by: Celeste
