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Fun Music Information -> Michael Bolton

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Jokes:

Some say that Michael Bolton knows who let the dogs out.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
Some say that Michael Bolton has been banned from competing in golf tournaments due to what the PGA only refers to as..."The Cleansing".
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
There are additional music jokes available.

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Michael Bolotin. Submitted by: Bernhard Hausner

Also known as: Michael Bolotin. Submitted by: Martin

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Mr. Time, Love, and Tenderness. Submitted by: Christian

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Isa - Submitted by: Eric Andrews

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"A Man So Gullible""A Love So Beautiful"MOR
"Fool's Name""Fool's Game"pop

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Talk About Love," Deep Purple"Love Is A Wonderful Thing," Michael Bolton
"I'll Come Running Back To You," Sam Cooke"When I'm Back On My Feet Again," Michael Bolton
"I'll Come Running," Livingston Taylor"When I'm Back On My Feet Again," Michael Bolton
"I'll Be Standing By," Foghat"When I'm Back On My Feet Again," Michael Bolton
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Sad I Loved You, But I Lied" originally "Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
Sad that he lied about it
Wendy Torrance
"Said I Love You, But I Lied" originally "Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
Wendy Torrance
"Said I Loved You, But I Led" originally "Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
past tense of 'to lead'
Isabella

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"How Can We Be Clovers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Go sit out in a field somewhere?
Peter
"How Can We Be Plovers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Grow some wings?
Peter
"How Can We Beg Lovers?" originally "How Can We Be Lovers?"
Hayley Spalding
"Said I Loved You, But I Lived" originally "Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
Serafina

Change a Letter:

"How Can We Be Losers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Peter
"How Can We Be Movers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Peter
"How Can We Be Livers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Peter
"How Am I Supposed To Jive Without You?" originally "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Mia
"Foul Provider" originally "Soul Provider"
Hayley Spalding

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"How Can We Be Lovers""How Can We Drain The Swamp"EWOP
"Fool's Game""Fool's Brain"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"How Can We Be Lovers""Lebron's Betrayal"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"How Can We Be Lovers""How Can We Be Women"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"When A Man Loves A Woman""When A Man Grubs A Woman"Parody Pete
"Fool's Game""Cold Spring"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Said I Loved You But I Lied""Said I Loved You But I Lied (Honest Version)"Immoral Liberal
"Fool's Game""Bulls Game"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"When A Man Loves A Woman""When Will Pat Stump Out Fallin'"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"Fool's Game""School Pranks"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?Divorce AttorneyPurpleChick
How Can We Be Lovers? (If We Can't Be Friends)Marriage CounselingEd
Go The DistanceThe OlympicsJoelle

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
When A Man Loves A WomanGay/Lesbian BarDiddims
I Said I Loved You, But I LiedMarriage Councelling/Divorce CourtDiddims
Can I Touch You There?Rape Victims HelplineDiddims
Said I Loved You But I LiedBridal ShopKevin
How Can We Be Lovers? (If We Can't Be Friends)Las Vegas Wedding ChapelEdward
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Rise Above This
   Seether
This River
   Michael Bolton
Rise Above This River
Or you can drown.
Garrison
I Think I Like It
   Boston
Can I Touch You...There
   Michael Bolton
I Think I Like Touching You There
Okay, WAY too much info...
Airrider
Right Here Waiting
   Richard Marx
Wait On Love
   Michael Bolton
Right Here Waiting On Love
Lee Rasiel
When A Man Loves A Woman
   Michael Bolton
Your Woman
   White Town
When A Man Loves Your Woman
...there's a bit of cheating going on?
Diddims
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

George Michael Bolton
George Michael combined with Michael Bolton
I'm so happy this combination didn't occur.
Submitted By: Peter
Luscious Bolton
Michael Bolton combined with Luscious Jackson
Did you think I'd do it the other way?
Submitted By: Brian Kelly

Misheard Lyrics:

"Our Love is Like a Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Huck and I
Original Lyrics:
How can I?
"Our Love Is Like a Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Huck and I
Original Lyrics:
How can I?
"Our Love Is Like a Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
This Christmas wheel need to get away
Original Lyrics:
This Christmas we don't need to get away
"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't be in bed.
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics:
How can be lovers if we can't be friends?

Story about this misheard lyric by: Jill

This misheard lyric comes from a friend of mine who was trying to sympothize with a fellow acquaintence about how messy sex can be even if it's with someone you love. I nearly died when my friend attempted to quote Michael Bolton, other than for the obvious reason of quoting Michael Bolton. What's even more hysterical is she was really sincere about too; however, she does have a point...somewhere.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"When A Man Loves A Woman"
Better Lyrics:
When a man loves a gerbil
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
Submitted by: Eminw

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
How can mere words my heart explain
Why They're Nonsensical:
Not only does this appear to be syntactically awkward, but it also seems literally impossible because his heart can't do the actual explanation.
Submitted by: Danny
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Carrie"
Opening Lines:
Carrie is a girl disillusioned by the world.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
 

Song Title Space Change:

"How Can Web e-Lovers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Asked the person new to internet dating.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket

Band Name Anagrams:

I'm The Local Nob Submitted by: Evan

Song Title Acrostics:

FILE: "Forever Isn't Long Enough"
Submitted by: Candy Welty

Song Lawsuits:

"Love Is A Wonderful Thing"
The Isley Brothers were awarded a sum of 5.4 million dollars in damages in a plagiarism lawsuit against Michael Bolton. The Isley Brothers were also awarded future royalties for the song. Michael Bolton appealed the decision, and lost the appeal.
Submitted by: Celeste

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