Fun Music Information -> Michael Bolton
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Michael Bolotin. Submitted by: Bernhard Hausner
Also known as: Michael Bolotin. Submitted by: Martin
Strange Offspring Names:
- Isa - Submitted by: Eric Andrews
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "A Man So Gullible" | "A Love So Beautiful" | MOR |
| "Fool's Name" | "Fool's Game" | pop |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" | "With a Little Help From My Friends," Beatles | Dopey |
| "I Said I Loved You But I Lied" | "Liar, Liar, Your Pants On Fire," Castaways | Peter |
| "Can I Touch You There?" | "I Touch Myself," The Divinyls | Get over yourself Michael. - Peter |
| "Can I Touch You There?" | "It's Not Right, But It's Okay," Whitney Houston | so that's why Whitney's career went downhill - Cait Sith |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Said I Loved You But I Lied" | "Said I Loved You But I Lied (Honest Version)" | Immoral Liberal |
| "Fool's Game" | "Bulls Game" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "When A Man Loves A Woman" | "When Will Pat Stump Out Fallin'" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Fool's Game" | "School Pranks" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "I Said I Loved You, But I Lied" | "I Shouldn't Like You, You're Married" | Debra |
| "Love Is A Wonderful Thing" | "Love Is A Many Splendored Thing" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Go The Distance" | "Right Where You Belong" | TheCoffinRobber |
| "How Can We Be Lovers" | "Now They're Power Rangers" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You" | "How Am I Supposed To Eat Without A Fork" | MysteryGoat |
| "That's What Love Is All About" | "That's What Bolton's All About" | Chris Bodily TM |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| How Am I Supposed To Live Without You? | Divorce Attorney | PurpleChick |
| How Can We Be Lovers? (If We Can't Be Friends) | Marriage Counseling | Ed |
| Go The Distance | The Olympics | Joelle |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| When A Man Loves A Woman | Gay/Lesbian Bar | Diddims |
| I Said I Loved You, But I Lied | Marriage Councelling/Divorce Court | Diddims |
| Can I Touch You There? | Rape Victims Helpline | Diddims |
| Said I Loved You But I Lied | Bridal Shop | Kevin |
| How Can We Be Lovers? (If We Can't Be Friends) | Las Vegas Wedding Chapel | Edward |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Think I Like It Boston | Can I Touch You...There Michael Bolton | I Think I Like Touching You There Okay, WAY too much info... | Airrider |
| Right Here Waiting Richard Marx | Wait On Love Michael Bolton | Right Here Waiting On Love | Lee Rasiel |
| Love Is A Wonderful Thing Michael Bolton | Beautiful Disaster Kelly Clarkson | Love Is A Beautiful Disaster | Ed |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
Misheard Lyrics:
"(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm sittin' here restin' my balls
Original Lyrics: I'm sittin' here restin' my bones
| "When A Man Loves A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: When a man was a woman
Original Lyrics: When a man loves a woman
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"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Misheard Lyrics: Tell me about the fancy bacon!
Original Lyrics: Tell me about the plans you're making!
| "Love Is A Wonderful Thing"
Misheard Lyrics: Hey, Michael Jackson
It's just a matter of fact. Original Lyrics: Ain't no conjecture
it's just a matter of fact. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics: How can we be lovers if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics: How can be lovers if we can't be friends?
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jill This misheard lyric comes from a friend of mine who was trying to sympothize with a fellow acquaintence about how messy sex can be even if it's with someone you love. I nearly died when my friend attempted to quote Michael Bolton, other than for the obvious reason of quoting Michael Bolton. What's even more hysterical is she was really sincere about too; however, she does have a point...somewhere. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
