Fun Music Information -> Michael Bolton
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Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Michael Bolotin. Submitted by: Bernhard Hausner
Also known as: Michael Bolotin. Submitted by: Martin
Strange Offspring Names:
- Isa - Submitted by: Eric Andrews
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "A Man So Gullible" | "A Love So Beautiful" | MOR |
| "Fool's Name" | "Fool's Game" | pop |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Can I Touch You There?" | "Touch Me In The Morning," Diana Ross | Wendy Torrance |
| "Can I Touch You There?" | "Touch Me When We're Dancing," The Carpenters | Wendy Torrance |
| "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" | "With a Little Help From My Friends," Beatles | Dopey |
| "I Said I Loved You But I Lied" | "Liar, Liar, Your Pants On Fire," Castaways | Peter |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Said I Loved You, But I Lived" originally "Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
Serafina
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Said I Loved You, But I Died" originally "Said I Loved You, But I Lied"
Heather Brockwell
"Soup Provider" originally "Soul Provider"
Wendy Torrance
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "When A Man Loves A Woman" | "When A Man Grubs A Woman" | Parody Pete |
| "Fool's Game" | "Cold Spring" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Said I Loved You But I Lied" | "Said I Loved You But I Lied (Honest Version)" | Immoral Liberal |
| "Fool's Game" | "Bulls Game" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "When A Man Loves A Woman" | "When Will Pat Stump Out Fallin'" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Fool's Game" | "School Pranks" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "I Said I Loved You, But I Lied" | "I Shouldn't Like You, You're Married" | Debra |
| "Love Is A Wonderful Thing" | "Love Is A Many Splendored Thing" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Go The Distance" | "Right Where You Belong" | TheCoffinRobber |
| "How Can We Be Lovers" | "Now They're Power Rangers" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| How Am I Supposed To Live Without You? | Divorce Attorney | PurpleChick |
| How Can We Be Lovers? (If We Can't Be Friends) | Marriage Counseling | Ed |
| Go The Distance | The Olympics | Joelle |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| When A Man Loves A Woman | Gay/Lesbian Bar | Diddims |
| I Said I Loved You, But I Lied | Marriage Councelling/Divorce Court | Diddims |
| Can I Touch You There? | Rape Victims Helpline | Diddims |
| Said I Loved You But I Lied | Bridal Shop | Kevin |
| How Can We Be Lovers? (If We Can't Be Friends) | Las Vegas Wedding Chapel | Edward |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| I Think I Like It Boston | Can I Touch You...There Michael Bolton | I Think I Like Touching You There Okay, WAY too much info... | Airrider |
| Right Here Waiting Richard Marx | Wait On Love Michael Bolton | Right Here Waiting On Love | Lee Rasiel |
| Love Is A Wonderful Thing Michael Bolton | Beautiful Disaster Kelly Clarkson | Love Is A Beautiful Disaster | Ed |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :
George Michael Bolton
George Michael combined with Michael Bolton
I'm so happy this combination didn't occur.
Submitted By: Peter
Misheard Lyrics:
"(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm sittin' here restin' my balls
Original Lyrics: I'm sittin' here restin' my bones
| "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Misheard Lyrics: Tell me about the fancy bacon!
Original Lyrics: Tell me about the plans you're making!
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"Love Is A Wonderful Thing"
Misheard Lyrics: Hey, Michael Jackson
It's just a matter of fact. Original Lyrics: Ain't no conjecture
it's just a matter of fact. | "When A Man Loves A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: I love a man and a woman.
Original Lyrics: When a man loves a woman
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics: How can we be lovers if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics: How can be lovers if we can't be friends?
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Jill This misheard lyric comes from a friend of mine who was trying to sympothize with a fellow acquaintence about how messy sex can be even if it's with someone you love. I nearly died when my friend attempted to quote Michael Bolton, other than for the obvious reason of quoting Michael Bolton. What's even more hysterical is she was really sincere about too; however, she does have a point...somewhere. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"When A Man Loves A Woman"
Better Lyrics:
When a man loves a gerbil
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
Submitted by: Eminw
Nonsensical Lyrics:
"When A Man Loves A Woman"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: He'd give up all his comforts,
and sleep out in the rain, if she said that's the way it ought to be Why They're Nonsensical: The guy portrayed in this number has serious issues.He's prepared,like a dumba**,to spend his last dime,to give his all to this dame who he isn't even sure feels the same way about him.This guy isn't in love,he's in denial.Check out that line above.The guy is so crazy that he'd be quite prepared to catch the mother of all chills if his dame demanded it,never even questioning said demand.On a more serious note,it's a number like this which perpetuates the great myth that all men are dumba**es when they have a lady on the scene.Guys,I'm here to inform you,we're not.
Submitted by: THE BIG GUY
| "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: How am I supposed to live without you?
How am I supposed to carry on When all that I've been living for is gone Why They're Nonsensical: Get over yourself, Michael!
Submitted by: MOR
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Song Title Space Change:
"How Can Web e-Lovers" originally "How Can We Be Lovers"
Asked the person new to internet dating.
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Song Lawsuits:
"Love Is A Wonderful Thing"
The Isley Brothers were awarded a sum of 5.4 million dollars in damages in a plagiarism lawsuit against Michael Bolton. The Isley Brothers were also awarded future royalties for the song. Michael Bolton appealed the decision, and lost the appeal.
Submitted by: Celeste
