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Some say that Michael Bolton has been banned from competing in golf tournaments due to what the PGA only refers to as..."The Cleansing".

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Some say that Michael Bolton knows who let the dogs out.

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Some say that Michael Bolton once drove the Baja 1000...because it was on his way.

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Some say that Michael Bolton recently nursed a dodo back to health.

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Some say that if Michael Bolton had played Han Solo, Greedo would have shot himself.

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Some say that playing a Michael Bolton song backwards can cure vampirism. Don't believe me? When the last time you saw a real vampire?

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