-> "When A Man Grubs A Woman"
Original Song Title:
"When A Man Loves A Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"When A Man Grubs A Woman"
The Lyrics
When a man grubs a woman,
Takes her out to dine on fine cuisine
He will expect something nice in return
He'll pray she's bad in a good way, maybe flip a thong
And that his plans for later..won't just crash and burn..
When a man grubs a woman,
Spends a pretty good dime..
Sweet compensation's what he needs
Like Motel Six for comfort, maybe some champagne
Hopes she'll say this is how it's gonna' be..
Well, this man grubbed a woman,
He bought her T-bone steak and clams
Hopin' to get some of her precious love..
With Caviar, hors d'oeuvres, and jams
When a man grubs a woman,
Blows cash, peels out a roll..
He'll have high expectancy..If she plays him for a fool,
Says goodnight and just goes..
Happy camper he'll not be..
When a man grubs a woman,
And she sings that swan song..
He might just resort to hermit-ry..
Yes, when a man grubs a woman.
And gets shot down..'know how it feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby,..that guy's me..
When a man...grubs...a...woman...
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