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There are 40 misheard song lyrics for Michael Bolton on amIright currently.

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"(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here restin' my balls
Original Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here restin' my bones
"Dock Of The Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' on the top of the bay.
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' on the dock of the bay.
"Dock Of The Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' when the mornin' comes
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships go 'way
So I want to know if I'll win again
or
Sittin' when the mornin' comes
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships go 'way
So I want to know you're a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships roll in
Then I watch 'em roll away again.
"Dock Of The Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my own enjoyment
Headed for El Frisco Bay
I've got nothing to look for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way
or
That's my own enjoyment
Heading for a rich girl today
I've got nothing to look for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
Left my home in Georgia
Headed for the Frisco Bay
I had nothin' to live for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way.
"Have Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chichuline.
Original Lyrics:
I can hardly believe it.
Chinchulin is a type of Argentine sausage, a bit like chorizo.
"Have Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chichuline.
Original Lyrics:
I can hardly believe it.
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How am I supposed to live without shoes?
Original Lyrics:
How am I supposed to live without you?
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I play 'Wheel'?
Original Lyrics:
How can I blame you?
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the fancy bacon!
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making!
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two time for cryin'.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't come here for cryin'.
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all about it,
tell me about the pants you're making
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all about it,
tell me about the plans you're making
"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if if we can't be friends
How can we make love if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends
How can we make love if we can't make amends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make a bed?
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make amends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics:
How can be lovers if we can't be friends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at us now, we'll get a spankin'.
Original Lyrics:
Look at us now, look at us baby.
"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics:
We lie awake, this dog between us.
Original Lyrics:
We lie awake, this wall between us.
"How Can We Be Lovers?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, gotta stop ourself from lyin'.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, gotta stop this love from dying.
"How Can We Be Lovers"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make a mess
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make amends
"Love Is A Wonderful Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Michael Jackson
It's just a matter of fact.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no conjecture
it's just a matter of fact.
"Love is a Wonderful Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The only thing a river knows, there's one in Tennessee..
Original Lyrics:
The only thing a river knows is runnin' to the sea..
"Said I Loved You But I Lied"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fire that burns the wind and rain
Original Lyrics:
A fire that burns through wind and rain
"Said I Loved You But I Lied"
Misheard Lyrics:
You came to me like a dog through the night.
Original Lyrics:
You came to me like the dawn through the night.
"Said I Loved You But I Lied"
Misheard Lyrics:
You came to me like a dog through the night.
Original Lyrics:
You came to me like the dawn through the night.
"Said I Loved You But I Lied"
Misheard Lyrics:
You came to me like a dog through the night
Original Lyrics:
You came to me like the dawn through the night
"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting here resting my b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting here resting my bones.
"Soul Provider"
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you my word, straight from my dyin' heart.
Original Lyrics:
I give you my word, stick to my guns.
"Soul Provider"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wan't to be your supervisor
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your soul provider
"Soul Provider"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your sole survivor.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your soul provider.
"Soul Provider"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your sole survivor.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your soul provider.
"Steel Bars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still b***s wrapped around me.
Original Lyrics:
Steel bars wrapped all around me.
"Steel Bars"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still bound wrapped all around me
Original Lyrics:
Steel bars wrapped all around me
"Time Love and Tenderness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thyme, cloves, and Raisinets
Original Lyrics:
Time, love and tenderness
"Time, Love And Tenderness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somehow you can get through the lane.
Original Lyrics:
Somehow you can get through the rain.
"When A Man Loves A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love a man and a woman.
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When A Man Loves A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man was a woman
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When A Man Loves A Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man was a woman
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When I'm Back On My Feet Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm back on my feet again,
I'll go plow down this street again
Original Lyrics:
When I'm back on my feet again,
I'll walk proud down the street again
"When a Man Loves a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd give up all his canvas
Original Lyrics:
He'd give up all his comforts
"When a Man loves a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a walnut
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman

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Michael Bolton - Greatest Hits 1985-1995 album at Amazon.com
Til the End of Forever album at Amazon.com
Vintage album at Amazon.com
Timeless: The Classics 2 album at Amazon.com
Love Songs album at Amazon.com
Time, Love & Tenderness album at Amazon.com
Soul Provider album at Amazon.com
The One Thing album at Amazon.com
Only a Woman Like You album at Amazon.com
All That Matters album at Amazon.com
 
 
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