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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Michael Bolton

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Michael Bolton that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Michael Bolton on amIright currently.

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"(Sittin' On) The Dock Of The Bay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here restin' my balls
Original Lyrics:
I'm sittin' here restin' my bones
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A chichuline.
Original Lyrics:
I can hardly believe it.
Chinchulin is a type of Argentine sausage, a bit like chorizo.
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How am I supposed to live without shoes?
Original Lyrics:
How am I supposed to live without you?
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can I play 'Wheel'?
Original Lyrics:
How can I blame you?
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the fancy bacon!
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making!
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me all about it,
tell me about the pants you're making
Original Lyrics:
Tell me all about it,
tell me about the plans you're making
"How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Two time for cryin'.
Original Lyrics:
I didn't come here for cryin'.
"How Am I Supposed to Live Without You?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans in Vegas!
Original Lyrics:
Tell me about the plans you're making!
"How Am I Supposed to Live Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I don't wanna know the price I'm gonna pay for screaming
Original Lyrics:
No, I don't wanna know the price I'm gonna pay for dreaming
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if if we can't be friends
How can we make love if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends
How can we make love if we can't make amends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't be in bed.
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make a bed?
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make amends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make a mess?
Original Lyrics:
How can be lovers if we can't be friends?
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make a mess
Original Lyrics:
How can we be lovers if we can't make amends
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at us now, we'll get a spankin'.
Original Lyrics:
Look at us now, look at us baby.
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We lie awake, this dog between us.
Original Lyrics:
We lie awake, this wall between us.
"How Can We Be Lovers?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, gotta stop ourself from lyin'.
Original Lyrics:
Whoa, whoa, gotta stop this love from dying.
"Love Is A Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Michael Jackson
It's just a matter of fact.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no conjecture
it's just a matter of fact.
"Love Is A Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The only thing a river knows, there's one in Tennessee..
Original Lyrics:
The only thing a river knows is runnin' to the sea..
"Our Love Is Like a Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Huck and I
Original Lyrics:
How can I?
"Our Love Is Like a Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
This Christmas wheel need to get away
Original Lyrics:
This Christmas we don't need to get away
"Our Love is Like a Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Huck and I
Original Lyrics:
How can I?
"Said I Loved You But I Lied" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A fire that burns the wind and rain
Original Lyrics:
A fire that burns through wind and rain
"Said I Loved You But I Lied" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You came to me like I dug through the night
Original Lyrics:
You came to me like the dawn through the night
"Said I Loved You But I Lied" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You came to me like a dog through the night.
Original Lyrics:
You came to me like the dawn through the night.
"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' on the top of the bay.
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' on the dock of the bay.
"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' when the mornin' comes
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships go 'way
So I want to know if I'll win again
or
Sittin' when the mornin' comes
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships go 'way
So I want to know you're a woman.
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' comes
Watchin' the ships roll in
Then I watch 'em roll away again.
"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting here resting my b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting here resting my bones.
"Sittin' On The Dock Of The Bay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's my own enjoyment
Headed for El Frisco Bay
I've got nothing to look for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way
or
That's my own enjoyment
Heading for a rich girl today
I've got nothing to look for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
Left my home in Georgia
Headed for the Frisco Bay
I had nothin' to live for
Looks like nothin's gonna come my way.
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I give you my word, straight from my dyin' heart.
Original Lyrics:
I give you my word, stick to my guns.
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wan't to be your supervisor
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your soul provider
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your sole survivor.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your soul provider.
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be your sole survivor.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be your soul provider.
"Soul Provider" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To give my love, all my love, damn it
Original Lyrics:
To give my love, all my love day and night
"Steel Bars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm still loving Hugh
Original Lyrics:
I'm still loving you
Not that there's anything wrong with that!
"Steel Bars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still b***s wrapped around me.
Original Lyrics:
Steel bars wrapped all around me.
"Steel Bars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Still bound wrapped all around me
Original Lyrics:
Steel bars wrapped all around me
"Time Love and Tenderness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thyme, cloves, and Raisinets
Original Lyrics:
Time, love and tenderness
"Time, Love And Tenderness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somehow you can get through the lane.
Original Lyrics:
Somehow you can get through the rain.
"Time, Love and Tenderness" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When love puts you through the "tsk"
Original Lyrics:
When love puts you through the test
"When A Man Loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He'd give up all his canvas
Original Lyrics:
He'd give up all his comforts
"When A Man Loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love a man and a woman.
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When A Man Loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man was a woman
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When A Man loves A Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a walnut
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman
"When I'm Back On My Feet Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm back on my feet again,
I'll go plow down this street again
Original Lyrics:
When I'm back on my feet again,
I'll walk proud down the street again
"When I'm Back on My Feet Again" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I'm bad on my feet again
Original Lyrics:
When I'm back on my feet again
"When a Man Loves a Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man loves a llama
Original Lyrics:
When a man loves a woman

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