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Song Parodies -> "Said I Loved You But I Lied (Honest Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Said I Loved You But I Lied"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Bolton

Parody Song Title:

"Said I Loved You But I Lied (Honest Version)"

Parody Written by:

Immoral Liberal

The Lyrics

You dropped your panties to your shame.
To my nuptials you've got no claim.
I said it would last for all of time;
Lying ain't no crime.
The fire's burned out in the morning light;
The passion is all gone.
You're out of mind once I'm out of sight;
I'm moving on, I'm moving on!

Said I loved you, but I lied;
Just wanted to touch your feminine side.
Said I loved you, but now I'm gone;
Truth is, I just wanted to get it on.
Said I loved you, but I lied.

It's been fun, but you plead in vain.
I just plain lied. Need I explain?
This waste of hormones was nice, it's true,
But now we're through!
We got real sleazy in so many ways,
But now, baby, we're done. (Yeah.)
And now it's over, so goodbye for always.
Well, it's been fun. So long now, hon.

Said I loved you, but I lied;
Just wanted to look at your bra's inside.
Said I loved you, but come on!
You should have known by this time I'd be gone.
Said I loved you, but I lied.

You went for me like a carnival rube;
That's how I played you, hon.
I'll bet you feel you've been such a boob
For what you've done, now that we're done.

Said I loved you, but I lied;
Just wanted to go down on your bare hide.
Said I loved you though I did not;
I just took you for everything you've got.

Said I loved you,
But now, like Kleenex, I'll toss you aside.
Said I loved you,
But I lied.

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John Jenkins - March 12, 2008 - Report this comment
This seems to have a different feel than your normal style. Is that why you use this pen name?
Immoral Liberal - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
JJ - this wasn't written by who you think it was written by; trust me. I didn't write this.
UnKnownVotress - March 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Could it be you Dave? ~Cowboy DaveC~?? after so many years & a veil o' tears. . .

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