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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with C, Page 4

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Computer Eyes Ayreon Boots Optician's pickle*
Concrete Angel Martina McBride Funeral Home Kuramalover
Conflict Disturbed War Zone, Boot Camp Etc. Glenn Rousseau
Confusion Electric Light Orchestra Dell Headquarters britrock
Confusion New Order Sylvian Learning Centers AstroRage
Connected Stereo MC's Telephone Fault Report Line Anna Buehnenheim
Conspiracy Paramore Psychiatric hotline Arilary P.
A Conspiracy Black Crowes JFK Memorial onlineuser
Constant Craving kd lang Weight Watchers Fbug
Constant Craving KD Lang Nymphomaniacs anonymous Relik86
Constant Static New Found Glory Comcast Cable Network retsehcekim
Constipation Blues Screamin' Jay Hawkins Company that sells Ex-Lax  The Madman
Consult My Lover AFI Bill Clinton's Oval Office Erin
Contagious Avril Lavigne Clinic thelastaurora
Contagious The Isley Brothers Disease Control Guise
Cool Gwen Stefani Heating supply company Nathan Elia
Cool For Cats Squeeze Battersea Dogs Home Marv
Cool Kids Screeching Weasel Self Esteem Helpline Shan
Cool Kids Echosmith Primary School Dongquan
Coolio Gangsta's Paradise Police Station Jellybean
Cop Killer Ice T NRA ObLaBlah
Cop Killer Ice-T L.A.P.D. Dan Fletcher
Cornflake Girl Tori Amos Kelloggs HQ Richard Davies
The Corvette Song George Jones Ford Dealership Mike
Cotton Candy Insane Clown Posse American Food Associations Sugar Bear's Baby
Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic Weight Watchers Max Maxter
Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovich DirecTV daniel
Couch Potato Weird Al Yankovic Cable company Keith
Could Have Been A Lady April Wine Transgendered Support Line Bobby23Skidoo
Could It Be Any Harder? The Calling Bob Dole's Answering Machine DJ
Could It Be Any Harder? The Calling Mattress Store who cares?
Could It Be Any Harder? The Calling Internal Revenue Service Edward
Could It Be Any Harder? The Calling PC software helpline Ed
Could It Be Any Harder? The Calling Homework Hotline TCfan
Could It Be Any Harder?  The Calling Viagra Dorito Breath
Could've Been Tiffany Any dating service Danielle
Could've Been Tiffany Lindsay Jacobellis' Home MOR
Couldn't Stand The Weather Stevie Ray Vaughn The Weather Channel Edward
Count On Me Jefferson Starship Arthur Andersen/Enron oldrock
Count To Six And Die Marilyn Manson Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Countdown Lover Johnny Thunders Richard Whiteley's answering machine pickle*
Countdown To Extinction Megadeth National Rifle Association Nicole
Counting Blue Cars Dishwalla Any Car Company maverick_hunter_17
Country Grammar Nelly Alabama Public Schools M D C
A Couple Of Good Years Left Ricky Van Shelton Secondhand Tire Store crazydon
Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue (The Angry American) Toby Keith Anger Management Hotline Lucy
Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue Toby Keith OBL's Answering Machine Gustav Deuchman
Courtesy of the U.S.A. Toby Keith The Iraqi Government Monica-The Good Witch of Washington
Cousin Kevin The Who Babysitter The Deke
Cover Me Bruce Springsteen Substitute teachers' association pickle*
Cover Of The Rolling Stone Dr. Hook & Medicine S American Idol DJ
Cover Of The Rolling Stone Dr. Hook & Medicine Show Any Rock Musician Or Promoter XRaySpecks
Cover Of The Rolling Stone Dr. Hook & Medicine Show Rolling Stone Magazine XRaySpecks
Cowboy Take Me Away Dixie Chicks Missing Persons Hotline Lindsay C. (AKA spidey)
Cowboys From Hell Pantera Country/Western bar Andrew
The Crack of Doom The Tiger Lillies A College's Guidance Councillor's Office. TRthedude
Crank Calls Billy Idol The Insider/Pat O' Brien's answering machine newrock
Crash The Propellerheads Airline Ocean-Sirius
Crash Gwen Stefani Driving School Soraiya
Crash The Primitives Driver's Education School Yahiko
Crash 12 Stones Car Insurance Erica
Crash And Burn Savage Garden Department of Motor Vehicles Edward
Crash and Burn Simple plan Airplane travel Arilary P.
Crash and Burn Savage Garden Delta Airlines Brian Kelly
Crash Course In Brain Surgery Budgie Neurosurgery Ward Lars
Crash Into Me Dave Matthews Band M.A.D.D. SisterGirl
Crash Into Me Dave Matthews Band Auto Insurance Company Sarah
Crash! Boom! Bang! Roxette American Airlines Ed
Crashed Daughtry Airplane Companies Optonox
Crashed The Wedding Busted Wedding Planner Services Linda
Crashing Down Sugarcult Suicide Hotline erica
Crashing Down Sugarcult Airline Reservations Rychendroll
Crashing Down Sugarcult Any Airline or Airport MandaRuth-a-licious
Crawling Linkin Park Lice Inspection Or Exterminator EcclecticWitch
Crawling Linkin Park Day Care parody man
Crawling Linkin Park FDA reteshcekim
Crawling Linkin Park Arachniphobia Therapy Hotline Julez
Crawling Linkin Park Rehab TheMatrixKid
Crawling In The Dark Hoobastank Electric Company retsehcekim
Crawling In The Dark Hoobastank Power Station/Electrician CKLD (Chad Kroeger's Limo Driver)
Crawling In The Dark Hoobastank Lighting Company Corey
Crazier Taylor Swift Mental Institution melinda
Crazy Aerosmith Psychiatric hospital nightrain express
Crazy Aerosmith Mental Health Clinic/Psychiactric Ward Indy
Crazy Britney Spears Mental Institution Sarah
Crazy Patsy Cline Mental Hospital Toby
Crazy Gnarls Barkley Insane Asylum Andrew
Crazy Patsy Cline An Insane Asylum Olvan The Terrible
Crazy Aerosmith Psychiatrist Heath
Crazy Gnarls Barkley Mental Hospital Andrew
Crazy Patsy Cline Asylum Monica
Crazy B**** Buckcherry Miley Cyrus' Answering Machine GlamRockNinjaLord
Crazy Babies Ozzy Osbourne Post Partum Depression Helpline SisterGirl
Crazy Bitch Buckcherry Dog trainer's pickle
Crazy Chick Charlotte Church Psychiatrist ClarinetMad
Crazy For You Madonna Stalkers Anonymous Shawna Mills
Crazy For You Madonna Mental Hospital Julia
Crazy For You. Madonna Any Famous Person's Answer Phone. Anon
Crazy Mary Pearl Jam Insane Asylum Andrew C.
Crazy Nights Kiss Night time shifts at a mental institution Indra.v

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