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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> C, Page 4
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with C, Page 4
Entries starting with C are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4 5
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Coming Undone | Korn | Tailor shop | tictacs941 | |||
| Commit Suicide | GG Allin | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Common People | Pulp | The Royal Family | Bucky Bunny | |||
| Communication Breakdown | Led Zeppelin | T- Mobile | nightrain express | |||
| Communication Breakdown | Led Zeppelin | Phone Company | Guy | |||
| Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Microsoft Technical Support | Keith Higa | |||
| Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Homework Hotline | CurlyTwirly | |||
| Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Sylvan Learning Center | Mr. Sally | |||
| Complicated | Avril Lavigne | IRS/ Taxes | G30RG3 | |||
| Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Do It Yourself Assembly Helpline | Reb | |||
| Complicated | Avril Levine | SAT Counseling Office | who cares? | |||
| Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Math Tutor | Opinion Girl | |||
| Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Internal Revenue Service | Ed | |||
| Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Cisco Systems | Fbug | |||
| Complicated | Good Charlotte | Special ED | retsehcekim | |||
| Complicated | Avril Lavigne | Amish/ Lancaster County, Pennsylvania Chamber of Commerce | Jen | |||
| Computer Eyes | Ayreon | Boots Optician's | pickle* | |||
| Concrete Angel | Martina McBride | Funeral Home | Kuramalover | |||
| Conflict | Disturbed | War Zone, Boot Camp Etc. | Glenn Rousseau | |||
| Confusion | Electric Light Orchestra | Dell Headquarters | britrock | |||
| Confusion | New Order | Sylvian Learning Centers | AstroRage | |||
| Connected | Stereo MC's | Telephone Fault Report Line | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Conspiracy | Paramore | Psychiatric hotline | Arilary P. | |||
| A Conspiracy | Black Crowes | JFK Memorial | onlineuser | |||
| Constant Craving | kd lang | Weight Watchers | Fbug | |||
| Constant Craving | KD Lang | Nymphomaniacs anonymous | Relik86 | |||
| Constant Static | New Found Glory | Comcast Cable Network | retsehcekim | |||
| Constipation Blues | Screamin' Jay Hawkins | Company that sells Ex-Lax | The Madman | |||
| Consult My Lover | AFI | Bill Clinton's Oval Office | Erin | |||
| Contagious | Avril Lavigne | Clinic | thelastaurora | |||
| Contagious | The Isley Brothers | Disease Control | Guise | |||
| Cool | Gwen Stefani | Heating supply company | Nathan Elia | |||
| Cool For Cats | Squeeze | Battersea Dogs Home | Marv | |||
| Cool Kids | Screeching Weasel | Self Esteem Helpline | Shan | |||
| Cool Kids | Echosmith | Primary School | Dongquan | |||
| Coolio | Gangsta's Paradise | Police Station | Jellybean | |||
| Cop Killer | Ice T | NRA | ObLaBlah | |||
| Cop Killer | Ice-T | L.A.P.D. | Dan Fletcher | |||
| Cornflake Girl | Tori Amos | Kelloggs HQ | Richard Davies | |||
| The Corvette Song | George Jones | Ford Dealership | Mike | |||
| Cotton Candy | Insane Clown Posse | American Food Associations | Sugar Bear's Baby | |||
| Couch Potato | Weird Al Yankovic | Weight Watchers | Max Maxter | |||
| Couch Potato | Weird Al Yankovich | DirecTV | daniel | |||
| Couch Potato | Weird Al Yankovic | Cable company | Keith | |||
| Could Have Been A Lady | April Wine | Transgendered Support Line | Bobby23Skidoo | |||
| Could It Be Any Harder? | The Calling | Bob Dole's Answering Machine | DJ | |||
| Could It Be Any Harder? | The Calling | Mattress Store | who cares? | |||
| Could It Be Any Harder? | The Calling | Internal Revenue Service | Edward | |||
| Could It Be Any Harder? | The Calling | PC software helpline | Ed | |||
| Could It Be Any Harder? | The Calling | Homework Hotline | TCfan | |||
| Could It Be Any Harder? | The Calling | Viagra | Dorito Breath | |||
| Could've Been | Tiffany | Any dating service | Danielle | |||
| Could've Been | Tiffany | Lindsay Jacobellis' Home | MOR | |||
| Couldn't Stand The Weather | Stevie Ray Vaughn | The Weather Channel | Edward | |||
| Count On Me | Jefferson Starship | Arthur Andersen/Enron | oldrock | |||
| Count To Six And Die | Marilyn Manson | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Countdown Lover | Johnny Thunders | Richard Whiteley's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| Countdown To Extinction | Megadeth | National Rifle Association | Nicole | |||
| Counting Blue Cars | Dishwalla | Any Car Company | maverick_hunter_17 | |||
| Counting Stars | OneRepublic | Science Centre | Dongquan | |||
| Country Grammar | Nelly | Alabama Public Schools | M D C | |||
| A Couple Of Good Years Left | Ricky Van Shelton | Secondhand Tire Store | crazydon | |||
| Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue (The Angry American) | Toby Keith | Anger Management Hotline | Lucy | |||
| Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue | Toby Keith | OBL's Answering Machine | Gustav Deuchman | |||
| Courtesy of the U.S.A. | Toby Keith | The Iraqi Government | Monica-The Good Witch of Washington | |||
| Cousin Kevin | The Who | Babysitter | The Deke | |||
| Cover Me | Bruce Springsteen | Substitute teachers' association | pickle* | |||
| Cover Of The Rolling Stone | Dr. Hook & Medicine S | American Idol | DJ | |||
| Cover Of The Rolling Stone | Dr. Hook & Medicine Show | Any Rock Musician Or Promoter | XRaySpecks | |||
| Cover Of The Rolling Stone | Dr. Hook & Medicine Show | Rolling Stone Magazine | XRaySpecks | |||
| Cowboy Take Me Away | Dixie Chicks | Missing Persons Hotline | Lindsay C. (AKA spidey) | |||
| Cowboys From Hell | Pantera | Country/Western bar | Andrew | |||
| Coyotes | Don Edwards | Animal Control | Wanda Pierce | |||
| Coyotes | Don Edwards | Animal Control | Wanda Pierce | |||
| The Crack of Doom | The Tiger Lillies | A College's Guidance Councillor's Office. | TRthedude | |||
| Crank Calls | Billy Idol | The Insider/Pat O' Brien's answering machine | newrock | |||
| Crash | The Propellerheads | Airline | Ocean-Sirius | |||
| Crash | Gwen Stefani | Driving School | Soraiya | |||
| Crash | The Primitives | Driver's Education School | Yahiko | |||
| Crash | 12 Stones | Car Insurance | Erica | |||
| Crash And Burn | Savage Garden | Department of Motor Vehicles | Edward | |||
| Crash and Burn | Simple plan | Airplane travel | Arilary P. | |||
| Crash and Burn | Savage Garden | Delta Airlines | Brian Kelly | |||
| Crash Course In Brain Surgery | Budgie | Neurosurgery Ward | Lars | |||
| Crash Into Me | Dave Matthews Band | M.A.D.D. | SisterGirl | |||
| Crash Into Me | Dave Matthews Band | Auto Insurance Company | Sarah | |||
| Crash! Boom! Bang! | Roxette | American Airlines | Ed | |||
| Crashed | Daughtry | Airplane Companies | Optonox | |||
| Crashed The Wedding | Busted | Wedding Planner Services | Linda | |||
| Crashing Down | Sugarcult | Suicide Hotline | erica | |||
| Crashing Down | Sugarcult | Airline Reservations | Rychendroll | |||
| Crashing Down | Sugarcult | Any Airline or Airport | MandaRuth-a-licious | |||
| Crawling | Linkin Park | FDA | reteshcekim | |||
| Crawling | Linkin Park | Arachniphobia Therapy Hotline | Julez | |||
| Crawling | Linkin Park | Rehab | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Crawling | Linkin Park | Day Care | parody man | |||
| Crawling | Linkin Park | Lice Inspection Or Exterminator | EcclecticWitch | |||
| Crawling In The Dark | Hoobastank | Electric Company | retsehcekim | |||
| Crawling In The Dark | Hoobastank | Power Station/Electrician | CKLD (Chad Kroeger's Limo Driver) | |||
| Crawling In The Dark | Hoobastank | Lighting Company | Corey |
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