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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> R, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with R, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
R.I.P. Rita Ora Funeral Home Dongquan
R.I.P. Gary Numan Cemetary ficticious
Radar Love Golden Earring Gary Burghoff fan club rocker
Radar Love Golden Earring Traffic Infringement Notice Hotline FussBudgetVanPelt
Radiation Vibe Fountains Of Wayne Nuclear Power Plant roachc420
Radio Ga Ga Queen Rush Limbaugh's answering machine Indomitus
Radio Radio Elvis Costello Sinclair or Infinity Broadcasting Tim Hall
Radioactive The Firm Atomic Power Station Hello Konichiwa
Radioactive Imagine Dragons Toxic Factory Dongquan
Radioactive Imagine Dragons Toxic Factory Dongquan
Radioactivity Kraftwerk Chernobyl nuclear plant Akira
Radioactivity Kraftwerk Greenpeace MC Blargenfedibblenohip
The Rage Beat Bad Luck Anger management center DJ Blaze
Raging Waters Al Jarreau Incontinence Helpline Heathcliff the Cat
The Rain Roxette Weather Service Ed
Rain The Cult Weather Network Kathryn
Rain Madonna National Flood Insurance Hotline iceMan
Rain The Beatles Weather Service DebbieW
Rain Dance Guess Who Weather Bureau FussBudgetVanPelt
Rain, Tax (It's Inevitable) Celine Dion IRS Mary
Rainbow In The Dark Dio Clinic for blind people nightrain express
Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head BJ Thomas Roofing company Tim O'Heron
Raindrops Will Fall Tamyra Gray Hawaii Bureau Of Tourism Ed
Raining Blood Slayer Blood Bank Patrick
Raining In Baltimore Counting Crows Baltimore Tourist Agency SisterGirl
Rainy Day Women #12 & #35 Bob Dylan Drug Rehab Center Sab
Rainy Days & Mondays The Carpenters The Weather Channel Edward
Rainy Days And Mondays Carpenters Manic Depression Hotline John, just John
Raise Up Saliva Mortuary/Funeral Home Geo P.
Rakuen ~FANATIC~ Kusao Takeshi (D.N.Angel) Nation Abstinence Hotline Ari
Ramble On Led Zeppelin People Who Talk Too Much Org. Acrylic
Ramble On Led Zeppelin Clinic For The Mentally Ill Conrad F.
Ramble On Led Zeppelin The President's Speech Writer's Office onlineuser
Ramble On  Led Zeppelin Senility Hotline kuumuus
Rape Me Nirvana Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch go*habs*go
Rape Me Nirvana Sexual Abuse Help Center Papaya
Rape Me Nirvana RAINN (Rape Abuse and Incest National Network) Sara
Rape Me Nirvana Prison Fbug
Rape Me Nirvana Rape Hotline Alfie
Rape Me Nirvana Women's Shelter Greg
Rape Me Nirvana Kobe Bryant's Hotel Room Sean Smith
Rape Me Nirvana PBS Fund Drive Eric Thomas
Rape Me Nirvana Rape Hotline captain mot the pirate
Rapper's Delight Sugarhill Gang Library rap
Rasputin Boney M Russian Embassy Richard Davies
The Rat Who Would Be King Matthew Good Band The White House RNJ
Ray Of Light  Madonna Funeral Home Opinion Girl
Razor Boy Steely Dan Gillette Matt Swanton
Re-Align Godsmack Chiropractor Crazy-ass white boy
Re-Offender Travis Probation Officer KooKooDee
Ready 'n Steady D.A. and the Dukes National Sexual Assault Hotline Yello Jello
Ready To Die Andrew W.K. Euthanasia hotline plasket
Ready To Run Dixie Chicks Marriage Counceling Allie
Ready To Run Dixie Chicks Rehab Hospital Lindz
Real American Rick Derringer US Immigration and Naturalization Agency Marv
Real Gone Kid Deacon Blue Missing Persons Hotline Kate
Real Love The Beatles Divorce Hotline David
The Real Slim Shady Eminem Car Dealership rap
Real Sugar Roxette Artificial Sweetener Company Ed
Rearviewmirrior Pearl Jam Car Service Hotline Glenn Rousseau
Reason Hoobastank Suicide Hotline rubber duckey
Reasons To Be Beautiful  Hole Plastic Surgeon Jess
Rebel Without A Pause Public Enemy Video Game Hotline Greg Boize
Rebel Yell Billy Idol Youth Counselling Center JoeKing
Rebel Yell Billy Idol Library  Hello Konichiwa
Rebels Of The Sacred Heart Flogging Molly Any Religious Organization Eric Sarley
Recruiting Sargeant Great Big Sea Military Recruitment Office tckma
Recruiting Sargeant Great Big Sea Any Military Recruitment Hotline tckma
The Red Chevelle Anger Management ice
Red Alert Basement Jaxx Department of Homeland Security been_a_son
Red Barchetta Rush California Highway Patrol Josh
The Red Carpet Grave Marilyn Manson Talent Agency tictacs941
Red Dress LoveHateHero Mens Clothing Store Travis
Red Lenses Rush 1-800-CONTACTS Percy Femur
Red Light Fever Liz Phair Motor Vehicle Administration Ray
Red Rain Peter Gabriel EPA Fbug
Red Rain The White Stripes Hurricane Katrina Donation Line Fifi Trixibelle
Red Red Wine UB40 Alcoholics Anonymous meQal
Red Red Wine UB40 Al-Anon Beichan
Red Roses (Won't Work Now) Reba McEntire FTD Florist Missy
Red, Red Wine U2 Alcoholics Anonymous Allison
Red, Red Wine UB40 Budweiser Or Other Brewery; Alcoholics Anonymous Ingeborg S. Nordén
Red, Red Wine  UB40 Alcoholics Anonymous  Miki Koishikawa
Redneck Yacht Club Craig Morgan Country Club Ed
Rednecks Randy Newman Bill Borrows' Answering Machine pickle*
Reeling In The Years Steely Dan Senior Citizen Housing Project Larcen Tyler
Reflections On A Broken Mirror New Earth Mud Mirror Specialty Store onlineuser
Rehab Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse's answering machine Agrimorfee
Rehab Amy Winehouse Lindsay Lohan's answering machine I'm So Mysterious
Rehab Amy Winehouse Rehabilitation Clinic Temari
Reise Reise Rammstein U.S. Cruises/ Travel Agency Josh Bain
Relax Frankie Goes To Hollywood Premature Ejaculation Support Group Cookie-man
Release Me Agnes Sexual Assault Hotline Dongquan
Release Me Engelbert Humperdinck Prison Matt Donnelly
Release Me Engelbert Humperdinck Sony Records (or Fiona Apple's answering machine) pickle*
Release Me Agnes Marriage Divorce Counselling Dongquan
Release Me Wilson Phillips Maximum Security Prison Ed
Relight My Fire Dan Hartman/Take That Fire Department Mark Scott
Remedy Seether Pharmacy Ashy
Remedy Black Crowes Narcotics Anonymous M. Pucciarelli

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