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Stupid Band Names:

  • Once someone is a corpse, it can't be a cannibal anymore. In fact, it can't eat anything. Submitted by: Hardrock Harry

New Career:

Name
New Career
Comments & Submitter Name
"Golf Instructor"He was fired during the recording of an album and severed all ties with the band. - Tommy

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Cannibal CorpsCannibals' own military branch?Francesca Burleson

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Priests Of Saddam""Priests Of Sodom"Lori Tirol
"Dormant Buddies Bursting""Dormant Bodies Bursting"Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Door Mat Bodies Bursting""Dormant Bodies Bursting"Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Make Them Cipher""Make Them Suffer"Lori Tirol
"Make Them Safer""Make Them Suffer"Lori Tirol

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Split Wide Pen" originally "Split Wide Open"
Francesca Burleson
"Slit Wide Open" originally "Split Wide Open"
Karen Smith

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Make Theme Suffer" originally "Make Them Suffer"
Stallion High Wine
"Split Wider Open" originally "Split Wide Open"
Big Rip Van Winkle
"Splint Wide Open" originally "Split Wide Open"
Big Rip Van Winkle

Change a Letter:

"Split Wide Oven" originally "Split Wide Open"
Faith Spencer
"Split Hide Open" originally "Split Wide Open"
Francesca Burleson
"Make Them Surfer" originally "Make Them Suffer"
Stallion High Wine

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Hammer Smashed Face""Santa Claus Beard"Dylan Baranski
"Make Them Suffer""Make The Sofa"Salman

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
I C** BloodSTD Prevention productblu alert

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Inhumane HarvestFarmBlenis
Bloodstained CementSidewalk CleanupBlenis
Followed Home Then KilledBodyguard HiringBlenis
Submerged In Boiling FleshKitchenBlenis
Sentenced To BurnSupreme CourtBlenis
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Eye Of The Beholder
   Metallica
Coffinfeeder
   Cannibal Corpse
Eye Of The Coffinfeeder
TRENDKILL6024
Hammer Smashed Face
   Cannibal Corpse
Poker Face
   Lady Gaga
Hammer Smashed Poker Face
Just imagine-Cannibal Lady GaGa Corpse
Flash Flood
Dormant Bodies Bursting
   Cannibal Corpse
Dead Bodies Everywhere
   Korn
Dead Dormant Bodies Bursting Everwhere
Patrick

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Fine Young Cannibal Corpses
Fine Young Cannibals combined with Cannibal Corpse
Submitted By: Raphael
Everything But The Cannibal Girl Corpse
Everything But The Girl combined with Cannibal Corpse
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi
Cannibal Rhythm Corpse
Cannibal Corpse combined with Rhythm Corps
Submitted By: Peggy Pollock

Misheard Lyrics:

"I C*m Blood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surging Syrup
I'm a Stew
Original Lyrics:
Surging serum
On my skin
"Priests of Sodom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease of sauna, press on
Original Lyrics:
Priests of Sodom preside
"Make Them Suffer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make them supper!
Make them supper!
Make them supper!
Make them supper!
Original Lyrics:
Make them suffer!
Make them suffer!
Make them suffer!
Make them suffer!
"Sentenced to Burn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turning all the people into a pedophile
Washing machine
Original Lyrics:
Throwing all the people in a pit of fire
Watching the sheep
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Priests of Sodom"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grease of sauna, press on
Original Lyrics:
Priests of Sodom preside

Story about this misheard lyric by: Blenis

The most relaxing death metal song that is used in saunas.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Scary Song Lyrics:

"Stripped, Raped And Strangled"
The Lyrics:
She was so beautiful
I had to kill her
Why:
if you think you're ugly this might make you feel better...
Submitted by: Rynn
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Dormant Bo Dies Bursting" originally "Dormant Bodies Bursting"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Dorm Ant Bodies Bursting" originally "Dormant Bodies Bursting"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Absolute Hat Red" originally "Absolute Hatred"
Submitted by: American Idle

Song Title Anagrams:

"Oddball Son" originally "Bloodlands"
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
"Blond Loads" originally "Bloodlands"
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
"No Bad Dolls" originally "Bloodlands"
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris
"No Bad Bolls" originally "Bloodlands"
Submitted by: Sir Ron Norris

Songs That Are Banned:

"All songs"
Banned in Australia and Germany...for everything about them.
Submitted by: dxman

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Wits Plied Open" originally "Split Wide Open"
Submitted by: Bellwether That Wants Its Ramparts Back
"Corn In A Basket" originally "Born In A Casket"
Submitted by: Marge Pegram
"Salary Of Goo Aside" originally "Gallery Of Suicide"
Submitted by: Terror Reid

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