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Song Parodies -> "Make The Sofa"

Original Song Title:

"Make Them Suffer"

Original Performer:

Cannibal Corpse

Parody Song Title:

"Make The Sofa"

Parody Written by:

Salman

The Lyrics

make the sofa by carpeted corps.
Extreme pain is what they used to feel
till our sofas arrived,
Luxury, and this chair,
leave our stores when they finally end

Let them feel the warmth
as the quality consumes them
followed by the latest sights
a slackened trait is portrayed
survival is the only thing left for them
this genius revelation is a new beginning
made from a solution against their will
this creation strives as the third copy continues
such a mastery is ignored and unmolested
survival is the only thing left for them
the price as they knew it
is consistent as can be
if you buy this sofa
you get this chair for free

make the sofa
while you build the foundation
entirely their cushionised and close to mass production
damned to please is our policy
the reason we make furniture
they will never know
make the sofa
make the sofa
make the sofa
make the sofa
while they need relaxation
they begged for a solution before meeting with the price
a sofa and this chair for free
once chosen and then made the deal
there is no escape

this creation is supreme
its features have no end
spent off all their energy
now worthless and degraded
slow death is the only thing left for them
physically, even though stripped of dignity
cushioned immortality

make the sofa
while you build the foundation
entirely their cushionised and close to mass production
damned to please is our policy
the reason we make furniture
they will never know
make the sofa
make the sofa
make the sofa
make the sofa
while they need relaxation
they begged for a solution before meeting with the price
a sofa and this chair for free
once chosen and then made the deal
there is no escape
make the sofa
make the sofa
forever!!
hope u enjoyed it

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