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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
H.W.C. Liz Phair Lesbian Pride Alliance mephistowolf
Ha Ha You're Dead Green Day Prison For Murderers Az
Ha Ha You're Dead Green Day Funeral Home chemichal bob
Ha Ha You're Dead Green Day Funeral Home me
Ha Ha You're Dead Green Day Funeral Home jack
Ha Ha, Your Dead Green Day Suicide Prevention Center the happy grouch
Ha, Ha You're Dead Green Day Funeral Parlor Necrodamos
Ha, Ha, You're Dead Green Day Funeral Home Tom
Ha,Ha, Your Dead Green Day Funeral Home  Abby
Had Enough Lifehouse Online Chat Service Dongquan
Hades Dir En Grey Drug Addiction Helpline Laura~
Hair The cast of 'Hair' Hair Club For Men XRaySpecks
Hair The Cowsills Hair Removal Clinic Peter
Hair The Cowsills Barbershop Drewzi
Hair The Cowsills Britney Spears Fan Club Fran T. Cally
Hair On Wheat Bobby Jimmy Restaurant funny
Haiti The Arcade Fire Haiti Tourism Center Lucy
Haken Kreuz Pierrot  Synagogue Kurosaki Shuichi
Half A Million Miles From Home Albert Hammond Roadside Breakdown Assistance FussBudgetVanPelt
Halfway Gone Lifehouse Customs/Airport etc. Dongquan
Hamburger Lady Throbbing Gristle McDonald's and other fast food burger places Opie M.
Hammer Horror Kate Bush Hardware Store KooKooDee
Hammer To Fall Queen Crown Court Teensabre
Hammer To Fall Queen Court Lici
Hamster Love Big Daddy Per shop Spalph
The Hand That Feeds Nine Inch Nails Puppy Adoption Ezra
Hands All Over Soundgarden California Governor's Office Fbug
Hands Clean Alanis Morissette NAMBLA (North-American Man-Boy Love Association) stoic_squirmer
Hands Clean Alanis Morissette Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Hotline Lindz
Hands Of Small Children Marilyn Manson Child Sexual Abuse Hotline HarryMay
Hands Up Black Eyed Peas Sheriff's Department Max Maxter
Hang 'em High  My Chemical Romance Klu Klux Klan t
Hang On Quiet World Department For Work & Pensions pickle*
Hangar 18 Megadeth Area 51 joe
Hangin' By A Moment Lifehouse Coast Guard KryptoFreak
Hangin' On The Telephone Blondie Your Local Phone Company jasclar
Hangin' Tough New Kids on the Block Bullying Helpline Marv
Hanky Panky Madonna S & M/Fetish Club XRaySpecks
Hanukkah Song Adam Sandler Catholic Church Chynna
The Happiest Days Of Our Lives Pink Floyd Schools Matt Swanton
Happiness In Slavery Nine Inch Nails NAACP Aaron Saraco
Happiness Is A Warm Gun The Beatles Amnesty International Jet
Happiness Is A Warm Gun Beatles National Rifle Association FussBudgetVanPelt
Happiness Is A Warm Gun The Beatles National Suicide Prevention Lifeline MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Happiness Is A Warm Gun The Beatles National Suicide Prevention Lifeline MC Blargenfedibblenohip
"Happiness is a Warm Gun" The Beatles National Rifle Association Iludium Phosdex
Happy Leona Lewis Depression Hotline Dongquan
Happy  The Rolling Stones Fundamentalist Muslim Groups  stoned
Happy Birthday To You Various Artists Jehovah's Witnesses Shan Z
Happy Days Pratt & McLain The Kingdom of Loss (Pain Of Salvation website) pickle*
Happy Death Day Alien Ant Farm Funeral Home Akira
Happy Girl Beth Nielsen Chapman/ Martina McBride Teen Depression Clinic Mimi
Happy Holidays, You B*****d Blink 182 Santa Claus nirvana babe
Happy Home Garbage Dysfunctional Family Hotline Ezra
Happy Jack The Who Depression Hotline carly_carlz
Happy Song Rubicon Depression Helpline JJ
Happy Summer Wedding Morning Musume Divorce Lawyer In The Wintertime Jerseymilkferrets
Happy Together The Turtles Marriage Counselor Larcen Tyler
Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy Ren & Stimpy Depression Helpline Tikuko
Hard As A Rock AC/DC Impotence Help Line proud_2_be_an_american
A Hard Day's Night The Beatles DOL (Department of Labor) John C
A Hard Day's Night The Beatles The Insomniac Helpline Gabyman
A Hard Day's Night The Beatles Sleeping Pills nyssa
Hard Habit To Break Chicago Nicorette Gum/Nicoderm Helpline Andrew
Hard Habit To Break Chicago Drug Abuse Hotline BillyHtchcoc
Hard Rock Hallelujah Lordi Church guitar player Anonymous
Hard Rock Hallelujah Lordi Any religious establishment Yello Jello
Hard to Beat Hard-Fi Rape Victim Counselling Dongquan
Hard To Beat Hard-Fi Geelong Football Club Dongquan
Harden my Heart Quarterflash Burger King Emily (Elf)
Harden My Heart Quarterflash American Heart Association MOR
Harder To Breathe Maroon 5 Asthma Clinic Sean Johnson
Harder to Breathe Maroon 5 Prison Dongquan
Harder To Breathe Maroon 5 Intensive Care Unit Brittany
Harder To Breathe Maroon 5 Any Cigarette Company Ed
Harder To Breathe Maroon 5 A Pulmonologist (Respiratory Doctor)'s Office Miki Koishikawa
The Hardest Button to Button The White Stripes Large Men's clothing Jake
The Hardest Part Coldplay Sexual Abuse Hotline Dongquan
Hardware Store Wierd Al Yancovic Hardware Stores Nick
Harper Valley PTA Jeannie C. Riley School Weirder Than Al
Hash Pipe Weezer Narcotic Rehab Center Fifi Tixibelle
Hash Pipe Weezer Marijuana Anonymous Bryan Pardue
Hash Pipe Weezer Addiction Support Hotline sam
Hash Pipe Weezer Drug Addicts Awareness nickelback girl
Hate Breeders Misfits Anger Management Helpline Capital umm...B YAH! B!
Hate Me Now Nas Anger Management Helpline Marv
Hate My Life Theory Of A Deadman Depression Clinic mikopath
Haters Hilary Duff KKK Billy Boyd
Haunted Evanescence Paranoia Hotline Mia
Haunted Evanescence Dental Clinic PJ
Haunting Me Stabbing Westward Exorcisms The Infamous CJ!
Have A Cigar Pink Floyd Anti-Smoking Clinic www.ganjagreen.com
Have A Cigar Pink Floyd Anti-Smokers Society Dysfunctional
Have A Cigar Pink Floyd Bill or Hillary Clinton's office/Monica Lewinsky's home rocky
"Have a Cigar" Pink Floyd Boyhood home of President Bill Clinton DumbAngel
Have A Drink On Me AC/DC Alcoholics Anonymous Nicholas
Have I The Right? The Honeycombs Communist Party/Al-Queda HQ britrock
Have I Told You Lately (That I Love You)? Rod Stewart Army Recruiting I_am_me
Have It All Foo Fighters American Gouvernment CGRYo
Have It All Foo Fighters Compulsive Shopper Hotline Greg

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