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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> H, Page 4

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Hold On Kansas Suicide Hotline Keymaster
Hold On Wilson Phillips Urologist/ Proctologist Office MOR
Hold On B*Witched A Dating Service Or Something Similar Mel Kleindienst
Hold On  Wilson Philips Critical Injury Wing of Hospital Mike Armstrong
Hold On I'm Coming Sam & Dave Sexual Dysfunction Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
Hold The Line Toto Any company that puts you on hold Dennis
Hold the Line Toto Tech Support Hotline  OnHold1043
Hold The Line Toto Any On-hold Music Kerianne
Hold The Line Toto Any company V
Hold Your Head Up Argent Spinal Injuries Ward FussBudgetVanPelt
Holding Back The Years Simply Red Council On Aging Martha Irvin
Holding Out For A Hero Bonnie Tyler Any Feminist Group MassCountryFan
Hole In My Head Dixie Chicks Suicide Hotline BrLeUdE
Holidae In Chingy Holiday Inn me
Holidae In Chingy/Luducris/Snoop Dogg Silvan Learning Center Jibbaw55x3
Holidae Inn Chingy Holiday Inn The_Raven7
Holiday Madonna Travel Agent ClarinetMad
Holiday In Cambodia Dead Kennedys Cambodian Tourism Agency Greg
Holidays In The Sun Sex Pistols Travel Agency jess
Holier Than Thou Metallica The Vatican Peter
Hollaback Girl Gwen Stefani Escort Services Tati A
Holly ( Would You Turn Me On? ) All Time Low Hollywood Studios Anonymous
Holocaust Savatage Jewish-American Society Chandi
Holy Wars... The Punishment Due Megadeth Churchs, Synagogues, Mosques bob
Home Three Days Grace Marriage Counseling Geo P.
Home Three Days Grace Real Estate BreakingBenAlways
Home Is Where You Hang Yourself Every Time I Die Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Home Sweet Home Motley Crue Funerary Home Scandia
Homecoming Green Day Missing Persons Hotline adsd
Homecoming Part lll- Nobody Likes You Green Day Suicide/ Depression Hotlines Dan Bourdon
The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun Julie Brown High School XRaySpecks
Homemade Love Journey Sexual Abuse Hotline/Child Abuse Hotline Aireira
Homesick The Vines Summer Camp Spongy
Honey Bobby Goldsboro Bereavement Counselling Service ClarinetMad
Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough... My Chemical Romance Jenny Craig SikkiNixx58
Honeymoon Is Over The Cruel Sea Marriage Counselor Xyzyx
Hooch Everything Alcoholics Anonymous Jenson
Hooker With A Penis Tool Escort Agency captain mot the pirate
Hopelessly Addicted The Corrs Drug helpline Alice
Hopelessly Devoted To You Olivia Newton John Helpline For Stalking Victims Rosie
Hopelessly Devoted To You Olivia Newton-John Marriage Counselling Service FussBudgetVanPelt
Horny Mousse T. vs. Hot N' Juicy Sex Addicts Hotline Drewzi
Horror Hotel Misfits Any Hotel Capital umm...B YAH! B!
Horror Movie Skyhooks Children's Television Network FussBudgetVanPelt
Hot Blooded Foreigner Air Conditioning Repair Joz
Hot Child In the City Nick Gilder NAMBLA Drewzi
Hot Dog Limp Bizkit Celibacy Organization The man
Hot for Teacher Van Halen Mary Kay LeTourneau's Answering Machine purplechick
Hot For Teacher Van Halen School/College/University Alyssa
Hot For Teacher Van Halen School Jaybird
Hot for Teacher Van Halen School Joe
Hot Hot Hot The Cure Fire Department loser
Hot In Here Nelly Air Conditioner Service Chris
Hot In Here Nelly Sauna Jafar
Hot In Here Nelly Fire Department Death_Zero
Hot In Herre Nelly Michael Jackson's Answering Machine Paul Warren
Hot In Herre Nelly Air Conditioning Hannah
Hot In Herre Nelly Antartica Expedetions Inc. Monarch
Hot In Herre Nelly Air Conditioning  Brooke
Hot Like Fire Aaliyah Burn Victims Helpline moose
Hot Limit John Desire Thermometers Anonymous
Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody and the Lost Airmen General Motors Big Mark
Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen Police (especially true of longer version) Jeffrey Hope
Hot Rod Lincoln Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airmen DMV Jack Jones
Hotel California The Eagles California Tourist Bureau cristian
Hotel California the Eagles a hotel in California Sarah
Hotel California Eagles California Tourist Bureau moe
Hotel California The Eagles Hilton Hotels Kris
Hotel California The Eagles Plaza Hotel Relik86
Hotel California The Eagles California Tourist Bureau Natalie Stonecipher
Hotel Illness Black Crowes Holiday Inn onlineuser
Hounds Of Love Kate Bush Dog Pound KooKooDee
House Built On A Weak Foundation Harry Belafonte Construction Company Jerseymilkferrets
A House Is Not A Home Luther Vandross Task Force For The Homeless SisterGirl
House Of 1000 Corpses Rob Zombie Haunted House brainstem
House Of 1000 Corpses Rob Zombie Mortuary ray
House Of Wolves My Chemical Romance Dog Adoption Center <3 Highlighter love <3
House Without Windows Roy Orbison Microsoft Pickle
Housequake Prince Property Underpinning Services Max
Houses Of The Holy Led Zeppelin Atheists Society Death_Zero
Houses Of The Holy Led Zeppelin Church Office David Jones
How Am I Supposed To Live Without You? Michael Bolton Funeral Danielle
How Bad Do You Want It? Don Henley Indianapolis Colts' office Indy
How Can We Be Lovers? Michael Bolton Marriage Counselor SisterGirl
How Can We Be Lovers? (If We Can't Be Friends) Michael Bolton Las Vegas Wedding Chapel Edward
How Can You Mend A Broken Heart? Bee Gees Cardiac Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
How Do You Get That Lonely? Blaine Larsen Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning? Jo Stafford & Dean Martin Bruce Dickinson's answering machine Pickle
How Do You Milk A Cow Cletus T Judd Dairy farm SactoDave
How Do You Milk A Cow?! Cledus T. Judd F.F.A. (Future Farmers Of America) Ed
How I Could Just Kill A Man? Cypress Hill Prison Flavio Rocha
How I Could Just Kill A Man? Cypress Hill Anger Management Charlie Decker
How I Go Yellowcard Enlarged Prostate Treatment Clinic BulldozerBegins
How To Handle A Rope Queens Of The Stone Age Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
How To Save A Life The Fray Emergency Room Ed
How To Save A Life The Fray Cemetary Travis
How to Survive in South Central Ice Cube LA Tourism Agency SisterGirl
How You Remind Me Nickleback Amnesia Clinic Fighter Street
However Much I Booze The Who Alcoholics Anonymous carly_carlz
Human Nature Michael Jackson The Dick (Chenny- George) Bush Campaign Kevin Breslin

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