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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> H, Page 3

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 3

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Help Beatles 911 bridget
Help Me Nick Carter National Organization of Women Jen
Help Me Nick Carter West Hills Mental Hospital nickcarterfan4eva
Help Me Make It Through the Night Sammi Smith Intensive Care Unit KooKooDee
Help Me Understand Trace Adkins Marriage Counselor Ryan Harder
Help Me, I'm Hungry Nirvana Soup Kitchen GVOLTT
Help! The Beatles Police Department Steph
Help! The Beatles America Online Tech Support The_Raven7
Help! The Beatles Fire or police department, EMS nightrain express
Help! The Beatles 911 Death_Zero
Help! The Beatles Police department/ 911 Diddims
Help! The Beatles Red Cross/CPR Training Junior
Here At The Western World Steely Dan Iraqi Government Mike Spessard
Here Comes That Rainy Day Feeling Again Fortunes Weather Bureau FussBudgetVanPelt
Here Comes The Flood Peter Gabriel BBC Weather Centre pickle
Here Comes The Sun The Beatles National Weather Service pimrizr
Here Is Something You Can't Understand Cypress Hill Pop Music Hotline ficticious
Here To Stay Korn Prison Nightshadowliver
Here To Stay KoRn Travel Agency paget
Here We Go Again Paramore Deja Vu Clinic Anonymous
Here With Me MxPx Stalker Report Hotline retsehcekim
Here With Me  Dido Stalker Hotline ?
Here Without You 3 Doors Down Missing Child Hotline Felicia
Here's The Mail Blue's Clues United States Postal Service MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Here's To Life Streetlight Manifesto Suicide Hotline Sean Z.
Here's To The Winners Frank Sinatra Dick Simon Racing HQ old
Here,There and Everywhere Paul McCartney Pentegon Strategic Targets Commitee Kevin Breslin
Heresy Nine Inch Nails Any Religious Organization Dysfunctional
The Heretic Anthem Slipknot Any Church da
Heroes David Bowie Subway Sandwiches Greg Boize
Heroin Velvet Underground Narcotic;s Anonymous Princess
Heroin Billy Idol Drug Help Line tiffani
Heroin Vidoll Drug Addict Helpline Anne
Hey Baby No Doubt Abortion Clinic Smiley face
Hey Big Spender Shirley Bassey Gambling Addiction Helpline loonytune
Hey Jude The Beatles Some Therapist That Works With Children Who Have Family Issues Sponge Beatle
Hey Lord, Don't Ask Me Questions Graham Parker Church FussBudgetVanPelt
Hey Man Nice Shot Filter Homicide hotline Daniel L
Hey Man, Nice Shot Filter Budd Dwyer's Widow Billdo
Hey Man, Nice Shot Filter Lee Harvey Oswald's House BadKarma Chameleon
Hey Man, Nice Shot Filter Suicide Prevention Hotline Mazotti
Hey Man, Nice Shot Filter Mafia Mazotti
Hey Pretty Poe NFL  one
Hey, Big Spender Sweet Charity Musical Bankruptcy Office Megan
Hey, Paula Paul & Paula Bill Clinton's Office Glenn
High Jimmie's Chicken Shack Narcotics Anonymous anon
High Lighthouse Family Drug Rehab Center Anon
High Jimmie's Chicken Shack Drug Rehab anon
High All The Time 50 Cent Marijuana Anonymous Frank
High and Dry Radiohead Flood Helpline OFFENDED BRIT
High Cost Of Low Living The Allman Brothers Band Housing Projects Main Office Matt Swanton
High Hopes Pink Floyd Depression Helpline carly_carlz
High On You Survivor Drug Addiction Hotline Ed
High School Football Hero AFI NFL moshit
High School Never Ends  Bowling for Soup  Any high school  Insertnamehere
High Times Jamiroquai Narcotics Anonymous Marv
High Voltage AC/DC Power Company FussBudgetVanPelt
Higher Creed Drug Help Hotline Shawn Hillyer
Highway Star Deep Purple Neal Morse's answering machine pickle*
Highway Star Mormon Tabernacle Choir Rock Concert Warmup, Inc. jgar the jorrible
Highway to Hell AC/DC California Highway Patrol weathergirl123
Highway To Hell AC/DC Church Office DUDE2422
Highway To Hell AC/DC Department Of Transportation Kitty
Highway To Hell AC/DC Funeral/Cremation Parlor Alyssa
Highway To Hell AC/DC Car Accident Insurance markh110
Highway To Hell AC/DC GOP Headquarters Fbug
Highway To Hell AC DC Church Office goosebumpsadair
Highway To Hell AC/DC Church Of Satan Tessa
Highway To Hell AC/DC Jail, Funeral Home, Suicide Hotline Shake Zula
Highway To Hell AC/DC Funeral home/Morgue/Any kind of religious temple ^v^ ^v^ RAAAAWWWR! ^v^ ^v^
Highway To Hell AC/DC The Pope's Residence The incredible myself
Highway To Hell AC/DC Funeral Parlour Phil Smith aka 007.5
Highway To Hell. AC/DC Church confession line Ocean-Sirius
Highwire  The Rolling Stones The White House stoned
Hign N' Dry (Saturday Night) Def Leppard Alcoholic Rehab Facilities MikeRa
Hip To Be Square Huey Lewis and The News Circle City Pizza softrock
Hip To Be Square Huey Lewis and The News Mr. Blackwell's Office softrock
Hip To Be Square Huey Lewis and The News High School Student's cellphone softrock
History Repeating Shirley Bassey Historical Society KooKooDee
Hit 'Em Up 2Pac Domestic Violence Hotline BobyBird 7:18
Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops) Blu Cantrell Bank Of America/Marriage Counseling ME
Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar Dick Cheney's Office Kathy
Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benetar Rifle Range Jorgandr
Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar Domestic Violence Hotline Sarah
Hit Me With Your Best Shot Pat Benatar Spousal Abuse/Child Abuse Hotline sherock
Hit That The Offspring Abuse Hotline knelly
Hit That The Offspring  Sex Addict Hotline Katie
Hit That The Offspring Hookers-4-rent Orange Dragon
Hit The Floor Linkin Park Parachute team/Airplane pilot team Nightshadowliver
Hit The Floor Linkin Park National Bungee Jumping Assocation vaporxx
Hit The Floor Linkin Park 24 Hour Seizure Clinic Derek G.
Hit The Floor Linkin Park Military reteshcekim
Hit The Lights Metallica Electrician Service Hotline Glenn Rousseau
Hitchin' A Ride Green Day Taxi Company Saint Jimmy
The Hives - Declare Guerre Nucleaire The Hives George W. Bush Cooper Stimson
Hold Me Now Thompson Twins Any Company That Puts You On Hold Judithann
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me U2 Dating Service. VJMorales
Hold On Wilson Phillips Intensive Care Unit Margie
Hold On Good Charlotte Operator Assistance justme
Hold On Good Charlotte Suicide Hotline Zoe

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