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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 5

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Hotel California Eagles California Tourist Bureau moe
Hotel California The Eagles Hilton Hotels Kris
Hotel California The Eagles California Tourist Bureau cristian
Hotel California The Eagles California Tourist Bureau Natalie Stonecipher
Hotel Illness Black Crowes Holiday Inn onlineuser
Hound Dog Sha Na Na Animal shelter Grease Monkey
Hounds Of Love Kate Bush Dog Pound KooKooDee
House Built On A Weak Foundation Harry Belafonte Construction Company Jerseymilkferrets
A House Is Not A Home Luther Vandross Task Force For The Homeless SisterGirl
House Of 1000 Corpses Rob Zombie Haunted House brainstem
House Of 1000 Corpses Rob Zombie Mortuary ray
House Of Wolves My Chemical Romance Dog Adoption Center <3 Highlighter love <3
House on Fire Mimi Webb Insurance Agency Dongquan
House Without Windows Roy Orbison Microsoft Pickle
Housequake Prince Property Underpinning Services Max
Houses Of The Holy Led Zeppelin Church Office David Jones
Houses Of The Holy Led Zeppelin Atheists Society Death_Zero
How Am I Supposed To Live Without You? Michael Bolton Funeral Danielle
How Bad Do You Want It? Don Henley Indianapolis Colts' office Indy
How Can We Be Lovers? Michael Bolton Marriage Counselor SisterGirl
How Can We Be Lovers? (If We Can't Be Friends) Michael Bolton Las Vegas Wedding Chapel Edward
How Can You Mend A Broken Heart? Bee Gees Cardiac Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
How Do You Get That Lonely? Blaine Larsen Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
How Do You Like Your Eggs In The Morning? Jo Stafford & Dean Martin Bruce Dickinson's answering machine Pickle
How Do You Milk A Cow Cletus T Judd Dairy farm SactoDave
How Do You Milk A Cow?! Cledus T. Judd F.F.A. (Future Farmers Of America) Ed
How I Could Just Kill A Man? Cypress Hill Anger Management Charlie Decker
How I Could Just Kill A Man? Cypress Hill Prison Flavio Rocha
How I Go Yellowcard Enlarged Prostate Treatment Clinic BulldozerBegins
How To Handle A Rope Queens Of The Stone Age Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
How To Save A Life The Fray Emergency Room Ed
How To Save A Life The Fray Cemetary Travis
How to Survive in South Central Ice Cube LA Tourism Agency SisterGirl
How You Remind Me Nickleback Amnesia Clinic Fighter Street
However Much I Booze The Who Alcoholics Anonymous carly_carlz
Human Nature Michael Jackson The Dick (Chenny- George) Bush Campaign Kevin Breslin
Human On The Inside The Divinyls/The Pretenders Plastic Surgeon's Office Lance Afgan
Hung Up Madonna Phone Company Chase Waggoner
Hung Up Madonna 4x4 Club Tuneman
Hunger Strike Temple Of The Dog Local Soup Kitchen & Homeless Shelter Indomitus
Hunger Strike Temple Of The Dog Feed The Hungry Tatiana
Hungry Paul Revere and The Raiders Eating disorders clinic pop
Hungry Eyes Eric Carmen Eating disorders clinic MOR
Hungry Like The Wolf Duran Duran Charities That Help Feed The Poor cccccccc
Hungry Like the Wolf Duran Duran Save the Wolf Foundation newave
Hungry Like The Wolf Duran Duran Anorexic/ Bulimic  alex
Hurricane Abigail Breslin Weather Channel LPG-Unit
Hurricane Bob Dylan Florida Chamber of Commerce Bill Stewart
A Hurricane Is Coming Tonite Carol Douglas National Weather Service Caroline Vale
Hurt Nine Inch Nails Suicide Hotline skippy
Hurt Me LeAnn Rimes Masochists Anonomous Diana Jasper
Hurt So Good John Mellencamp Women's Domestic Violence Helpline Tatiana
Hurt So Good John Cougar or Mellancamp Sex Addicts Anonymous Tatiana
Hurts So Bad Little Anthony/The Lettermen/Linda Ronstadt Hospital Emergency Ward MOR
Hurts So Good John Cougar Mellencamp Masochists Anonomous Diddims
Hurts So Good John Mellencamp Dominatrix, Hospital, Counsellor Kitty
Hurts So Good John Cougar Mellencamp Sexual Deviant Treatment Facility Mr. Bill
Hybrid Stigmata Dimmu Borgir C.O.E.C (Christian Organization for Elder Citizens) Thomas Smidt
Hyperdermic Syringe Dir en Grey Drug Rehab Center Zink
Hypermusic Muse The Yoga Community Double ohhh
Hypodermic The Offspring Drug Addict Help Line Unnatural Disaster
Hysteria Def Leppard Mental Health Clinic Chandra

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