Fun Music Information -> John Cougar Mellencamp
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Music Jokes:
Q: Where do cantalope go on vacation? A: John Cougar's Melon Camp Submitted by:
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Strange Offspring Names:
- Teddy - Why'd you name her Teddy? She's a GIRL, for Pete's sake! Everyone knows that Teddy is a boy's name! It's a shortened form of either Edward or Theodore, both of which are male names. Submitted by: Aaerni
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Love Seka In The USA" | "R. O. C. K. In The USA" | Paul B |
| "I Stole Her Purse" | "I Saw Her First" | MandaLynn |
| "Fuchsia Houses" | "Pink Houses" | MOR |
| "Flirt So Good" | "Hurts So Good" | singer |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Good Lovin'" | "Hurts So Good," John Cougar Mellencamp | Kathy |
| "Who's Behind the Door?" | "Jack & Diane," John Cougar Mellencamp | This could apply to other song couples as well. - The Skuz |
| "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" | "Hurts So Good," John Cougar Mellencamp | crazydon |
Song Parody Recordings:
Feb 11
"Ain't He Hysterical" by Steve Bryant
a parody of "Little Pink Houses" by John Cougar Mellencamp
A parody about an umnamed disco DJ, famous for buying his airtime.
http://www.phillytalk.com: (Mp3)
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Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Pink Houses" | "F.E.M.A. Trailers" | Poli-tick-ly Incorrect |
| "I Need a Lover" | "I Need Some Housing" | Michelle C. |
| "Pink Houses" | "Pigs' Houses" | John A. Barry |
| "Hurts So Good" | "Bert's No Good" | Spaff.com |
| "Little Pink Houses" | "Little Pink Handcuffs" | Steve Kalafut |
| "I Need A Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy" | "I Need An Oven That Won't Drive Me Crazy" | Stuart McArthur |
| "Jack and Diane" | "Quinn and Ivy (Two Batman foes livin' in Gotham City)" | The Thought Police |
| "Jack and Diane" | "Homer and Marge" | Muzakman |
| "Pink Houses" | "Neo Houses" | Bionic Coyote Coupon |
| "Jack & Diane" | "Nick & Jessica" | Freddie C. |
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Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Play Guitar | Epiphone, Fender, Gibson, Gretsch, or Rickenbacker guitars/Guitar Center | Mack the Knife |
| Hurts So Good | S & M Club | Edward |
| Play Guitar | Gibson Guitars | rock |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Hurts So Good | Masochists Anonomous | Diddims |
| Dance Naked | Nudist Colony | Chase Waggoner |
| Play Guitar | Piano Lessons | oldsongs |
| Check It Out | Hospitals | camp |
| Check It Out | SAT Centers Where Computers Check The SAT Test | camp |
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Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Burning Down The House The Talking Heads | Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp | Burning Down The Pink Houses Because they are so ugly! | Ed |
| Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol | Face Of The Nation John Cougar Mellencamp | Eyes Without The Face of a Nation Thanks to our President.... | rocky |
| Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting Elton John | Peaceful World John Cougar Mellencamp | Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting In A Peaceful World Are we missing something here?!! | Indy |
| Hurt Me (But The Pants Stay On) Samantha Fox | Hurts So Good John Cougar Mellencamp | Hurt Me So Good (But The Pants Stay On) What's in those pants? Glue?!! | rocky |
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Misheard Lyrics:
"R-O-C-K In The USA"
Misheard Lyrics: I-don-wanna-see-you in the USA.
Original Lyrics: R-O-C-K in the USA
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"The Authority Song"
Misheard Lyrics: I fight Dorothy and Dorothy always wins.
Original Lyrics: I fight authority, authority always wins.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Mike My brother-in-law was infamous for misinterpreting lyrics and then running with it. He just sang (what he thought were the right lyrics to songs) and didn't even realize it. "I fight Dorothy and Dorothy always wins" was to me his funniest screw up. The thought of my 275lb. linebacker of a brother-in-law losing a fight to a woman named "Dorothy" always cracked me up. |
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Funny Lyrics:
"Small Town"
The Funny Lyrics: No I cannot forget from where it is that I come from
Why They're Funny: I cannot remember that I already used the word 'from' and using it twice is like saying 'from from' If I used the word 'whence,' then that implies 'from' again That's be three 'froms' from whence I wanna be. Just goofin' with the Hillbilly Savant, freeman
Submitted by: freeman stevens
| "I Need A Lover Who Won't Drive Me Crazy"
The Funny Lyrics: I need a lover who won't drive me crazy.
Some girl who'll thrill me, then just go away. Why They're Funny: Who doesn't
Submitted by: The Raminater
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Repetitive Lyrics:
"This Is Our Country"
The Repetitive Lyrics: From the east coast
To the west coast Down the Dixie Highway Back home This is our country Why They're Repetitive: And that's it?!
Submitted by: oldrock
| "Crumblin' Down"
The Repetitive Lyrics: And the walls come crumblin' down
And the walls come rumblin' tumblin' And the walls come trumblin' crumblin' down (Repeat to fade at the end) Why They're Repetitive: It's sure taking the walls to crumble down completely, isn't it, John?
Submitted by: folk
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Inappropriate Lyrics:
"Hurts So Good"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Sink your teeth right through my bones, baby Let´s see what we can do Come on and make it a Hurt so good
Why They're Inappropriate: Bite through a bone??? Adds new meaning to 'hickey'. yeoowwch
Submitted by: feelsgood
| "Jack And Diane"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Suckin' on a chili dog
Outside the Tastee Freeze Why They're Inappropriate: In my town, if anyone ever got caught 'suckin'' on a chili dog while on the premises of a public place like a Tastee Freeze, he or she would certainly be escorted elsewhere promptly.
Submitted by: Ryan Massengill
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Dirty Lyrics:
"Hurts So Good"
The Dirty Lyrics: Sink your teeth right through my bones, baby
Let's see what we can do. Why They're Dirty: If his bones are what I think they are, these are pretty sick lyrics.
Submitted by: rocky
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Song Title Space Change:
"Pink Ho Uses " originally "Pink Houses"
Submitted by: Peter
Performers with Handicaps:
"spinal bifida"
he had surgery for that condition when he was a little kid
Submitted by: StarRocker
