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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> A, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with A, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
"A Bridge Too Far"  Theme from the 1977 movie office for Senator Ted Kennedy Braniff
A*** Feast Blood Duster GLAAD Decifunk
A**hole Gene Simmons Hotline For Loners Matt
A.D.I.D.A.S KoRn Sex Addicts Helpline dizi
A.D.I.D.A.S. Korn Adidas ficticious
A.N.I.C. Sum 41 Hobo Shelter Panic Pagoda
Above it All Sesame Street NASA MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Abracadabra Steve Miller Band Magician Larcen Tyler
Acapella Karmin Karaoke Dongquan
Acapella Karmin Karaoke Dongquan
Accidents Will Happen Elvis Costello Planned Parenthood Tim Hall
Accidents Will Happen Elvis Costello NASCAR newave
Accidents Will Happen Elvis Costello Service King Collision Repair Big Mark
Accidents Will Happen Elvis Costello Anything potty-training related brainstem
Accidents Will Happen Thomas & Friends Any railroad MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Ace Of Spades Motorhead Gambling Addiction Clinic Wally P.
Aces High Iron Maiden Air Force  Wicker Man
Achilles Last Stand Led Zeppelin Ankle Operating Theatre Jakko Wakko
Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus Heart Transplant Center Kaitlin Phillips
Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus Doctor's Office Nyendurthul
Achy Breaky Heart Billy Ray Cyrus Heart Surgeon iceMan
Acid Lil Wyte Drug Rehabilitation  Chris Prunotto
The Acid Memoirs Dog Fashion Disco Drug Prevention tictacs941
Acid Rain Pierrot Greenpeace Kurosaki
Act Of Depression Underoath Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues The Kinks NAMI (National Alliance for the Mentally Ill) HarryMay
Adam's Song Blink 182 Suicide Prevention Hotline Your imaginary friend.
Adam's Song Blink 182 Suicide Prevention Hotline Zim
Adam's Song Blink 182 Suicide Helpline nirvana babe
Addicted Kelly Clarkson Drug Helpline Jessica
Addicted Simple Plan Drug Rehab JoeKing
Addicted Simple Plan Drug Abuse Hotline haha
Addicted Simple Plan Alcoholics Anonymous Robin
Addicted Cheryl Wheeler The Betty Ford Clinic phishphan
Addicted Kelly Clarkson Stalker Therapy Help Line Kjersti
Addicted Simple Plan Sex Addicts Anonymous Jenny
Addicted Simple Plan Rehab Center Branden Nardulli
Addicted To Love Robert Palmer Sexual Addiction Hotline Ed
Addicted To Spuds "Weird Al" Yankovic Overeaters Anonymous Martha Hankins
Addiction Skinny Puppy Drug Rehabilitation  bleurgh
Addiction Skinny Puppy Liquor/Wine Store i don't know
Adios Rammstein Suicide Helpline rammsteinrainbow
Adorned In Ashes Virgin Black Crematorium Idont Havaname
Aenima Tool Proctologist Bastich
Aerials System of A Down Goodyear blimp newrock
Aerials System of A Down Airport Terminal newrock
Aerials System of A Down Bomb Manufacturers newrock
Afraid Motley Crue Phobia Hotline Lexie Lei
Afraid Of The Ocean Segarini Carnival Cruise Lines Lisa
After The Fire Amy Grant Insurance Company Da Phoenix
Again I Go Unnoticed Dashboard Confessional Low Self Esteem Help Hotline Tati A
Against All Odds Phil Collins Casino/horse track movie
Against All Odds Phil Collins Gamblers Anonymous Emma
Age ain't nothing but a number Aaliyah NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) Alicia & Alex
Age Ain't Nothing But A Number Aaliyah Retirement Home william
Age Of Aquarius The 5th Dimension Horoscope Reading Hotline stargazer
Age Of Consent Normie Rowe Teen Pregnancy Hotline FussBudgetVanPelt
Ah Cain't Say No Cast of Oklahoma Sexual Addiction Hotline Diddims
Ahead By A Century Tragically Hip Timex ACY
Aim For Me Sugar Ray Abuse Hotline Jerseymilkferrets
Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg TLC Animal Shelter Danielle
Ain't Afraid To Die Dir en Grey Suicide Helpline Zink
Ain't Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) Joe Tex Weight Watchers FussBudgetVanPelt
Ain't Gonna Hurt Nobody Brick Terrorists Andrew
Ain't Got A Home Clarence Henry Homeless Shelter meQal
Ain't Love A B**** Rod Stewart Brian Wilson's answering machine pickle*
Ain't No Second Prize Jimmy Barnes Gunfighter's Club Heath
Ain't Nobody Gunna Miss Me When I'm Gone Jimmy Martin Cemetary muzic
Ain't That A Kick In The Head Dean Martin Ronda Rousey's answering machine crazydon
Ain't Too Proud To Beg TLC Homeless Shelter Celeste
Ainsi-Soit Je Mylene Farmer Suicide prevention hotline/depression clinic Genevieve
Air Disaster Albert Hammond Flight Reservations Desk FussBudget
Air Disaster Albert Hammond Airline Reservation Service FussBudgetVanPelt
Air Force 1's Nelly Addidas Lana
Air Force One Nelly Marines Hotline Air Force Chick
Air Hostess Busted Airline Rosie
The Air I Breathe The Hollies Emissions Checkpoint Britrock
The Air I Breathe The Hollies Tobacco Companies Britrock
The Air I Breathe The Hollies Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce britrock
The Air I Breathe The Hollies Diesel Fuel Company britrock
Airport Song Guster Hare Krishna Recruiting Hotline tckma
The Alabama Song (Whiskey Bar) The Doors Alcoholics Anonymous JesusGeek
Albert Blood Duster Michael Jackson moshit
Alberta Bound Gordon Lightfoot Saskatchewan Tourism Donna W
Albuquerque Weird Al Yankovic Albuquerque Chamber of Commerce/Tourist Bureau Gretchen Wieners
Alcohol Barenaked Ladies Alcoholics Anonymous Dar
Alcohol Brad Praisley Alcoholics Anonymous JC Foster
Alert Satus Red Matthew Good Band NASA RoKe
Alibi Tait Police Station Chris
Alice's Restaurant Arlo Guthrie Military Psychiatrist Zotmeister
Alien Nation The Scorpions Immigration Office Andrew
Alien Youth Skillet Border Patrol Admiral Memo
Aliens Exist Blink 182 FBI Luigi
Alimony "Weird Al" Yankovic Divorce Lawyer Jake
Alive P.O.D. Mortuary Donna Mortale
Alive S Club Funeral Home Marv
Alive Beastie Boys Funeral Parlor Flo
Alive Edwin Funeral Home erica
Alive Korn City Morgue Joey D
Alive Again Chicago Funeral Parlor Todd W. Zimmerman

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