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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
American Idiot Green Day Saudi Arabian Embassy Personna
American Idiot Green Day White House Shake-zula
American Jesus Bad Religion The 700 Club CapitalE
American Life Madonna Immigration Office Hotline Courtney Gripling
American Life Primus US Immigration and Naturalization Yo Mom
American Pie Don McLean Saddam's personal bakery Skool_gurlz_kill_boys
American Pie Don McLean Iraqi Baking Goods John Harvey
American Woman Guess Who Foreign Mail Order Bride Service Andrew Lourey
Americana The Offspring Cable TV And Fast Food Agencies QUINN
Amerika Rammstein American Tourist Agency Josh Bain
Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic Church Thunderbolt
Amish Paradise Weird Al Yankovic Lancaster, Pennsylvania Chamber of Commerce Jake
Amityville Eminem Detroit Tourist Agency Opinion Girl
Ammunition Switchfoot Peace Corps Elijah McNeish
Amnesia Chumbawamba Amnesia Clinic Follower Of Chaos
Amnesia Chumbawamba Long Term Memory Loss Help Group Mike Hack
Amsterdam Imagine Dragons Netherlands Consulate Dongquan
An Evening With El Diablo Chevelle Exorcist hotline Candice
An Innocent Man Billy Joel O.J. Simpson's House Ed
Ana's Song (Open Fire) Silverchair Firing Squad Thunderbolt
Anarchy Camp NOFX Any Government Agency Erik
Anarchy In The U.K. Motley Crue England Prime Minister's Office DUDE2422
Anarchy in the U.K. The Sex Pistols British Tourism Agencies Akira
Anarchy In The Uk Sex Pistols 10 Downing Street kookoodee
Anarchy In The UK The Sex Pistols Any UK government office Mercy
Anarchy In The UK Sex Pistols The Office Of The Parliament Of England Megan
And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going Jennifer Holliday The Queen's answering machine pickle*
And I Love Her The Beatles Gay Male Bar Diddims
And I Love Her Beatles Divorce Court FussBudgetVanPelt
And Justice For All Metallica County Prosecutor SisterGirl
And The Address Deep Purple Charlie Harper's answering machine Pickle
And The Sun Will Shine Bee Gees FEMA Disaster Relief Line Martha Irvin
And When I Die Blood, Sweat & Tears Nursing home Billy Florio
Androgynous The Replacements Justin Bieber's Answering Machine carly_carlz
Andy Warhol David Bowie The Andy Warhol Museum carly_carlz
Anesthesia Metallica Open Heart Surgery Strange Behavior
Angel Sarah McLachlan Depression Clinic Supernixi
Angel Jimi Hendrix Atheist Group Death_Zero
Angel Of Death Slayer Dr. Kevorkian ironman
Angel with the Scabbed Wings Marilyn Manson Narcotics Anonymous,sex addicts tictacs941
Angel's Delight Fatima Mansions Church newave
Angel's Delight Fatima Mansions Any police force newave
Angelina George Fox Jennifer Aniston's publicist Todd W. Zimmerman
Angels F*** Jack Off Jill Any Christian Church Rynn
Angels Fall First Nightwish Church thelastaurora
Anger Rising Jerry Cantrell Anger Management / Child Abuse nickelback girl
Angry Again Megadeth Anger Management Class Fbug
Animal Def Leppard Animal Shelter Danielle
Animal Pearl Jam Animal Shelter Glenn Rousseau
The Animal Song Savage Garden Any Preschool Edward
Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy Kid Creole and The Coconuts Paternity Testing Clinic Kate
Another Brick In The Wall Pink Floyd School System Junior
Another Brick In The Wall Pink Floyd Construction Company Vicu
Another Brick in the Wall Pink Floyd Donald Trump campaign office Jena V
Another Brick In The Wall Pink Floyd Builders Merchant Jenson
Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2) Pink Floyd Malala Yousafzai's answering machine Yello Jello
Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2) Pink Floyd Any school, college, or educational establishment Yello Jello
Another Brick In The Wall Part II Pink Floyd Any School Garrison
Another Brick In The Wall Part Three Pink Floyd Seclusion Room Of Hospital In Chicago Mike Hack
Another Brick In The Wall, Part II Pink Floyd School Rock Princess
Another Day In Paradise Phil Collins Homeless Shelter Danielle
Another Dead Anti-Pasti Hospital Mark
Another Girl The Beatles Hotline For Women Coping With Divorce Aaron Saraco
Another Hit and Run Def Leppard Auto Insurance Bill S
Another Innocent Girl Alkaline Trio Female Prison chel
Another One Bites The Dust Queen Morgue Candice
Another One Bites The Dust Queen Anger Management Clinic Xyzyx
Another One Bites the Dust Queen  Hospice Agency agw
Another One Bites The Dust Queen Mortuary Jackblack
Another One Bites The Dust Queen Dick Cheney's Office Glenn
Another One Bites the Dust Queen Vampire Slayers I_am_me
Another one bites the dust Queen Cancer awareness/ fund readings and relay for life K
Another One Bites The Dust Queen Nursing Home  Melhi
Another One Bites The Dust Queen Crematorium a
Another One Bites the Dust Queen Funeral Home Bethie Baby
Another One Bites the Dust Queen Missing Child Hotline Alyssa
Another One Bites The Dust Queen Feed The Hungry Charity The_Raven7
Another One Bites The Dust Queen Funeral Home Lyndsey
Another One Bites The Dust Queen Buffy The Vampire Slayer's Answering Machine Lucy
Another one bites the dust Queen Cancer awareness/ fund readings and relay for life K
Another One Bites The Dust Queen Police Jeffrey Hope
Another One Rides the Bus Weird Al Yankovic Greyhound Bus Company Jujubee
Another One Rides The Bus Weird Al Yankovic Greyhound/Any City Bus Line Ingeborg S. Norden
Another Part Of Me Michael Jackson Amputees Counselling Marv
Another Postcard Barenaked Ladies A company that sells monkey postcards. JeReMy
Another Postcard Barenaked Ladies Canada Post Office Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
Another Postcard (chimps) Barenaked Ladies Nintendo's Donkey Kong Department Catlover*girl
Another Postcard (chimps) Barenaked Ladies The USA postal office Catlover*girl
Another Roadside Tragedy The Black Crowes DMV / Department of Transportation onlineuser
Another Saturday Night Jimmy Buffett Dating Service roachc420
Another Sleepless Night Anne Murray Sleep Disorders Clinic Alison Runyon
Another Town, Another Train ABBA Amtrak Or Any Railroad Line Ingeborg S. Norden
Another White Dash Butterfly Boucher Drug Rehabiliation Center Larcen Tyler
Answer The Phone Sugar Ray Any Business LarryHasHerpes182
Ant Invasion Adam and the Ants Truly Nolen / Orkin Jeana
The Anthem Good Charlotte Conformists retsehcekim
Anthem Of Our Dying Day Story Of The Year Hospital Funeral Home urdarlindead
Anthem Of Our Dying Day Story Of The Year Suicide Help Hotline Erica
Anti-Clockwise Jay Chow Watchmaker Jellybean
Antichrist Superstar Marilyn Manson Church HeartBurn Kid

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