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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> A, Page 3
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with A, Page 3
Entries starting with A are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| American Dream | The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | Augusta, Georgia Metro Chamber of Commerce | Bob | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | American Embassy | Yahiko | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Iraqi Government | Viewtiful | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Any US Embassy | theRealSheep | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Mensa | Punky | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Advertisment Persuading You To Go To America | prem4us | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Joe Biden's answering machine. | Edward | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Dr. Phil's Answering Machine | Sam | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Jeremiah Wright's answering machine | been_a_son | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | The White House | Miki Koishikawa | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | White House | Erica | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Sylvan Learning Center | Johnson | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Saudi Arabian Embassy | Personna | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | The White House | Vicu | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | White House | Shake-zula | |||
| American Jesus | Bad Religion | The 700 Club | CapitalE | |||
| American Jesus | Bad Religion | Freedom from Religion Foundation | Kerry | |||
| American Life | Madonna | Immigration Office Hotline | Courtney Gripling | |||
| American Life | Primus | US Immigration and Naturalization | Yo Mom | |||
| American Pie | Don McLean | Saddam's personal bakery | Skool_gurlz_kill_boys | |||
| American Pie | Don McLean | Iraqi Baking Goods | John Harvey | |||
| American Woman | Guess Who | Foreign Mail Order Bride Service | Andrew Lourey | |||
| Americana | The Offspring | Cable TV And Fast Food Agencies | QUINN | |||
| Amerika | Rammstein | American Tourist Agency | Josh Bain | |||
| Amish Paradise | Weird Al Yankovic | Church | Thunderbolt | |||
| Amish Paradise | "Weird Al" Yankovic | Paradise, PA Chamber of Commerce | Matthias | |||
| Amish Paradise | Weird Al Yankovic | Lancaster, Pennsylvania Chamber of Commerce | Jake | |||
| Amityville | Eminem | Detroit Tourist Agency | Opinion Girl | |||
| Ammunition | Switchfoot | Peace Corps | Elijah McNeish | |||
| Amnesia | Chumbawamba | Long Term Memory Loss Help Group | Mike Hack | |||
| Amnesia | Chumbawamba | Amnesia Clinic | Follower Of Chaos | |||
| Amsterdam | Imagine Dragons | Netherlands Consulate | Dongquan | |||
| An Evening With El Diablo | Chevelle | Exorcist hotline | Candice | |||
| An Experiment in Homicide | Cannibal Corpse | Butcher Shop | Blenis | |||
| An Innocent Man | Billy Joel | O.J. Simpson's House | Ed | |||
| Ana's Song (Open Fire) | Silverchair | Firing Squad | Thunderbolt | |||
| Anarchy Camp | NOFX | Any Government Agency | Erik | |||
| Anarchy In The U.K. | Motley Crue | England Prime Minister's Office | DUDE2422 | |||
| Anarchy in the U.K. | The Sex Pistols | British Tourism Agencies | Akira | |||
| Anarchy In The Uk | Sex Pistols | 10 Downing Street | kookoodee | |||
| Anarchy In The UK | The Sex Pistols | Any UK government office | Mercy | |||
| Anarchy In The UK | Sex Pistols | The Office Of The Parliament Of England | Megan | |||
| And Dreams of Sheep | Kate Bush | Narcoleptics Anonymous | Tatiana | |||
| And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going | Jennifer Holliday | The Queen's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| And I Love Her | Beatles | Divorce Court | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| And I Love Her | The Beatles | Gay Male Bar | Diddims | |||
| And Justice For All | Metallica | County Prosecutor | SisterGirl | |||
| And Nothing Else Matters | Metallica | National Suicide Hotline | Tatiana | |||
| And The Address | Deep Purple | Charlie Harper's answering machine | Pickle | |||
| And The Sun Will Shine | Bee Gees | FEMA Disaster Relief Line | Martha Irvin | |||
| And When I Die | Blood, Sweat & Tears | Nursing home | Billy Florio | |||
| Androgynous | The Replacements | Justin Bieber's Answering Machine | carly_carlz | |||
| Andy Warhol | David Bowie | The Andy Warhol Museum | carly_carlz | |||
| Anesthesia | Metallica | Open Heart Surgery | Strange Behavior | |||
| Angel | Sarah McLachlan | Depression Clinic | Supernixi | |||
| Angel | Jimi Hendrix | Atheist Group | Death_Zero | |||
| Angel Of Death | Slayer | Dr. Kevorkian | ironman | |||
| Angel with the Scabbed Wings | Marilyn Manson | Narcotics Anonymous,sex addicts | tictacs941 | |||
| Angel's Delight | Fatima Mansions | Church | newave | |||
| Angel's Delight | Fatima Mansions | Any police force | newave | |||
| Angelina | George Fox | Jennifer Aniston's publicist | Todd W. Zimmerman | |||
| Angels F*** | Jack Off Jill | Any Christian Church | Rynn | |||
| Angels Fall First | Nightwish | Church | thelastaurora | |||
| Anger Rising | Jerry Cantrell | Anger Management / Child Abuse | nickelback girl | |||
| Angry Again | Megadeth | Anger Management Class | Fbug | |||
| Animal | Def Leppard | Animal Shelter | Danielle | |||
| Animal | Pearl Jam | Animal Shelter | Glenn Rousseau | |||
| The Animal Song | Savage Garden | Any Preschool | Edward | |||
| Annie, I'm Not Your Daddy | Kid Creole and The Coconuts | Paternity Testing Clinic | Kate | |||
| Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | Builders Merchant | Jenson | |||
| Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | Donald Trump campaign office | Jena V | |||
| Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | School System | Junior | |||
| Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | Construction Company | Vicu | |||
| Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2) | Pink Floyd | Malala Yousafzai's answering machine | Yello Jello | |||
| Another Brick in the Wall (Part 2) | Pink Floyd | Any school, college, or educational establishment | Yello Jello | |||
| Another Brick In The Wall Part II | Pink Floyd | Any School | Garrison | |||
| Another Brick In The Wall Part Three | Pink Floyd | Seclusion Room Of Hospital In Chicago | Mike Hack | |||
| Another Brick In The Wall, Part II | Pink Floyd | School | Rock Princess | |||
| Another Day In Paradise | Phil Collins | Homeless Shelter | Danielle | |||
| Another Dead | Anti-Pasti | Hospital | Mark | |||
| Another Girl | The Beatles | Hotline For Women Coping With Divorce | Aaron Saraco | |||
| Another Hit and Run | Def Leppard | Auto Insurance | Bill S | |||
| Another Innocent Girl | Alkaline Trio | Female Prison | chel | |||
| Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | Hospice Agency | agw | |||
| Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Anger Management Clinic | Xyzyx | |||
| Another one bites the dust | Queen | Cancer awareness/ fund readings and relay for life | K | |||
| Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Feed The Hungry Charity | The_Raven7 | |||
| Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Crematorium | a | |||
| Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Nursing Home | Melhi | |||
| Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | Missing Child Hotline | Alyssa | |||
| Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Mortuary | Jackblack | |||
| Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Morgue | Candice | |||
| Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | Funeral Home | Bethie Baby | |||
| Another one bites the dust | Queen | Cancer awareness/ fund readings and relay for life | K | |||
| Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Buffy The Vampire Slayer's Answering Machine | Lucy | |||
| Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Funeral Home | Lyndsey | |||
| Another One Bites the Dust | Queen | Vampire Slayers | I_am_me | |||
| Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Dick Cheney's Office | Glenn | |||
| Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | Police | Jeffrey Hope | |||
| Another One Rides the Bus | Weird Al Yankovic | Greyhound Bus Company | Jujubee |
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