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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> A, Page 2

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with A, Page 2

Entries starting with A are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4

Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Alive and Kicking Simple Minds Funeral Parlor Larcen Tyler
All About That Bass Meghan Trianor  Audio Equipment Shop.  A-Lean
All Alone They Might Be Giants Party/Wedding Planner Brent F
All Alone Gorillaz Hotline For People With No Friends Starving Hobo
All Apologies Nirvana Osama Bin Laden's Hold Line To G. Bush Holly
All Apologies Nirvana Divorce Attorney THC Havoc
All Around The World Lisa Stansfield Travel Agency A-lean
All By Myself Eric Carmen Jimmy Swaggert's Answering Machine MOR
All By Myself Eric Carmen Dating Agency Kate
All Cops Are Bastards Terrorgruppe Police Station Michael Quinn
All Day Long I Dream About Sex JC Chasez Sex Addiction Hotline brainstem
All Day Long I Dream About Sex JC Chasez Abstinence Education Hayley
All Downhill From Here New Found Glory Miners Union teh wetlegs
All Eyes On Me Goo Goo Dolls Paranoia Helpline John Rzeznik is God
All Good Soldiers Bad Religion Army Recruiter Service Geo P.
All I Have To Do Is Dream The Everly Brothers Sleep Disorders Clinic Marian
All I Need To Get By Method Man And Mary J Blige Drug Addicts Helpline goerge
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth Miscellaneous Aspen Dental MC Blargenfedibblenohip
All I Want Is You U2 Sex Addiction Hotline/ Stalker Helpline Crystal
All My Exes Live In Texas George Strait Texas Tourism Bureau Big Mark
All My Exes Live In Texas George Strait Marriage counselors/Dating services in that state Ingeborg S. Nordén
All My Friends Are Crazy 500 Miles to Memphis Mental Hospital Grillzforlife
All My Friends Are Getting Married Skyhooks Divorce Court FussBudgetVanPelt
All My Life Foo Fighters Mortuary Rosie
All My Love Led-Zeppelin Divorce Hotline Kevo
All Night Long Lionel Richie Insomnia Helpline Andrew Lourey
All Of Me Frank Sinatra Amputee Helpline ash
All Over Me Drowning Pool Any Sex Hotline Invisible Maniac
All Rise Blue Court, Supreme Court, Judiciary, etc. Dongquan
All She Wants To Do Is Dance Don Henley Dance Club Larcen Tyler
All Shook Up Elvis Presley Nitroglycerine Factory elect treacle banana
All Shook Up Elvis Presley Seismological Research Institute XRaySpecks
All Shook Up Elvis Epilepsy Support Group Melhi
All That I'm Living For Evanescence Life Insurance thelastaurora
All That Money Wants Psychedelic Furs Gambling Rehab Center Genevieve
All That She Wants Is Another Baby Ace Of Base Abortion Clinic Darla888
All The Girls Love Alice Elton John Ellen DeGeneres' talk show Martha Hankins
All The Girls Love Alice Elton John GLAAD Martha Hankins
All the Right Moves OneRepublic Physical Rehabilitation Unit Dongquan
All The Small Things Blink 182 Penis Enlargment Logan Smith
All The Small Things Blink 182 Sex Helpline Salastin bin Apong
All The Small Things Blink 182 Breast Implants Surgeon flavio
All The Small Things Blink 182 Sex Helpline Alfie
All The Things She Said T.A.T.U. Gay Help Hotline chipmonkey
All The Things She Said t.A.T.u Relationship Break-up Help Line Scream
All The Things She Said t.A.T.u Tourette's Syndrome Information Line ?
All The Things She Said t.A.T.u. Mental Institution Opinion Girl
All The Way To Memphis Mott The Hoople Elvis Convention britrock
All The Young Dudes David Bowie/Mott The Hoople Michael Jackson's Home Phone Jeff
All the Young Dudes Mott the Hoople Catholic Church Princess J
All These Things I Hate Bullet For My Valentine KKK Tessa
All These Things That I've Done The Killers Prison Dongquan
All Things Must Pass George Harrison Proctology Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
All Things Must Pass George Harrison New Bills Complaint Agency pengwin1225
All Things Must Pass George Harrison Colon-Rectal Clinic  Aaron Presley
All Things Must Pass George Harrison Kidney Stone Hotline actorman_us
All Things Must Pass George Harrison A Funeral Home The Enemy
All You Need Is Love The Beatles Shelter For The Homeless DebbieW
All You Need Is Love The Beatles Tennis Club Deirdre Collins
All You Need Is Love The Beatles Marriage Counseling liz
Allentown Billy Joel Lehigh Valley Economic Devlopment Corporation smheath
Almost Bowling For Soup Procrastinator Hotline Random Person
Almost Paradise Mike Reno & Ann Wilson Lindsay Jacobellis' Home MOR
Almost Paradise Mike Reno & Ann Wilson Indianapolis Colts' office Indy
Alone Bee Gees Dial A Date FussBudgetVanPelt
Alone Heart Stalker's Anonymous meQal
Alone Again (Naturally) Gilbert O'Sullivan Suicide Prevention Hotline Ed
Alone Again, Naturally Gilbert O'Sullivan Depression Helpline Raphael
Alone I Break Korn Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Alone In December Underoath Depression Help Line Kjersti
Already Dead Beck Hospital Mike Hector
Already Gone The Eagles Missing Persons Hotline Lost: One brain
Always Saliva Any Company That Puts You On Hold jackblack
Always Bon Jovi Divorce Lawyer Rick
Always Be My Baby Mariah Carey Stalker Helpline Ethan
Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide Disney's "Pinocchio" Antisocial Personality/Psychopathy rehabilitation Diddims
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life Monty Python Suicide Prevention Hotline FussBudgetVanPelt
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life Monty Python Team The Samaritans Wendy Christopher
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life Monty Python Funeral Home Lici
Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again? Angels Hospital Burns Unit FussBudgetVanPelt
Am I Evil? Metallica Osama bin Laden (or any other really bad person) Stonetree
Am I Very Wrong? Genesis The Mercury Music Awards Committee Pickle*
AM Radio Everclear FM Radio Station FussBudgetVanPelt
Amazing Grace Traditional Al-Qaeda's answering machine MC Blargenfedibblenohip
America Razorlight Osama Bin Laden's answer machine lady cutie
America Town Five For Fighting Leftist Organization Evildog301
American Baby Dave Matthews Band Canadian/Middle East Government Ezra
American Dream The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band Augusta, Georgia Metro Chamber of Commerce Bob
American Dream Switchfoot Immigration Hotline everyafter
American Idiot Green Day Any US Embassy theRealSheep
American Idiot Green Day Advertisment Persuading You To Go To America prem4us
American Idiot Green Day Jeremiah Wright's answering machine been_a_son
American Idiot Green Day White House Erica
American Idiot Green Day Mensa Punky
American Idiot Green Day Sylvan Learning Center Johnson
American Idiot Green Day Iraqi Government Viewtiful
American Idiot Green Day Dr. Phil's Answering Machine Sam
American Idiot Green Day American Embassy Yahiko
American Idiot Green Day The White House Miki Koishikawa
American Idiot Green Day The White House Vicu

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