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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> A, Page 2
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with A, Page 2
Entries starting with A are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| All Around The World | Lisa Stansfield | Travel Agency | A-lean | |||
| All By Myself | Eric Carmen | Jimmy Swaggert's Answering Machine | MOR | |||
| All By Myself | Eric Carmen | Dating Agency | Kate | |||
| All Cops Are Bastards | Terrorgruppe | Police Station | Michael Quinn | |||
| All Day Long I Dream About Sex | JC Chasez | Sex Addiction Hotline | brainstem | |||
| All Day Long I Dream About Sex | JC Chasez | Abstinence Education | Hayley | |||
| All Downhill From Here | New Found Glory | Miners Union | teh wetlegs | |||
| All Eyes On Me | Goo Goo Dolls | Paranoia Helpline | John Rzeznik is God | |||
| All Good Soldiers | Bad Religion | Army Recruiter Service | Geo P. | |||
| All I Have To Do Is Dream | The Everly Brothers | Sleep Disorders Clinic | Marian | |||
| All I Need To Get By | Method Man And Mary J Blige | Drug Addicts Helpline | goerge | |||
| All I Want Is You | U2 | Sex Addiction Hotline/ Stalker Helpline | Crystal | |||
| All My Exes Live In Texas | George Strait | Texas Tourism Bureau | Big Mark | |||
| All My Exes Live In Texas | George Strait | Marriage counselors/Dating services in that state | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| All My Friends Are Getting Married | Skyhooks | Divorce Court | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| All My Life | Foo Fighters | Mortuary | Rosie | |||
| All My Love | Led-Zeppelin | Divorce Hotline | Kevo | |||
| All Night Long | Lionel Richie | Insomnia Helpline | Andrew Lourey | |||
| All Of Me | Frank Sinatra | Amputee Helpline | ash | |||
| All Over Me | Drowning Pool | Any Sex Hotline | Invisible Maniac | |||
| All Rise | Blue | Court, Supreme Court, Judiciary, etc. | Dongquan | |||
| All She Wants To Do Is Dance | Don Henley | Dance Club | Larcen Tyler | |||
| All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | Nitroglycerine Factory | elect treacle banana | |||
| All Shook Up | Elvis Presley | Seismological Research Institute | XRaySpecks | |||
| All Shook Up | Elvis | Epilepsy Support Group | Melhi | |||
| All That I'm Living For | Evanescence | Life Insurance | thelastaurora | |||
| All That Money Wants | Psychedelic Furs | Gambling Rehab Center | Genevieve | |||
| All That She Wants Is Another Baby | Ace Of Base | Abortion Clinic | Darla888 | |||
| All The Girls Love Alice | Elton John | GLAAD | Martha Hankins | |||
| All The Girls Love Alice | Elton John | Ellen DeGeneres' talk show | Martha Hankins | |||
| All The Small Things | Blink 182 | Penis Enlargment | Logan Smith | |||
| All The Small Things | Blink 182 | Sex Helpline | Salastin bin Apong | |||
| All The Small Things | Blink 182 | Breast Implants Surgeon | flavio | |||
| All The Small Things | Blink182 | Sex Helpline | Alfie | |||
| All The Things She Said | T.A.T.U. | Gay Help Hotline | chipmonkey | |||
| All The Things She Said | t.A.T.u | Relationship Break-up Help Line | Scream | |||
| All The Things She Said | t.A.T.u. | Mental Institution | Opinion Girl | |||
| All The Things She Said | t.A.T.u | Tourette's Syndrome Information Line | ? | |||
| All The Way To Memphis | Mott The Hoople | Elvis Convention | britrock | |||
| All The Young Dudes | David Bowie/Mott The Hoople | Michael Jackson's Home Phone | Jeff | |||
| All the Young Dudes | Mott the Hoople | Catholic Church | Princess J | |||
| All These Things I Hate | Bullet For My Valentine | KKK | Tessa | |||
| All These Things That I've Done | The Killers | Prison | Dongquan | |||
| All Things Must Pass | George Harrison | Proctology Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| All Things Must Pass | George Harrison | Kidney Stone Hotline | actorman_us | |||
| All Things Must Pass | George Harrison | Colon-Rectal Clinic | Aaron Presley | |||
| All Things Must Pass | George Harrison | New Bills Complaint Agency | pengwin1225 | |||
| All Things Must Pass | George Harrison | A Funeral Home | The Enemy | |||
| All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | Shelter For The Homeless | DebbieW | |||
| All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | Tennis Club | Deirdre Collins | |||
| All You Need Is Love | The Beatles | Marriage Counseling | liz | |||
| Allentown | Billy Joel | Lehigh Valley Economic Devlopment Corporation | smheath | |||
| Almost | Bowling For Soup | Procrastinator Hotline | Random Person | |||
| Almost Paradise | Mike Reno & Ann Wilson | Lindsay Jacobellis' Home | MOR | |||
| Almost Paradise | Mike Reno & Ann Wilson | Indianapolis Colts' office | Indy | |||
| Alone | Bee Gees | Dial A Date | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Alone | Heart | Stalker's Anonymous | meQal | |||
| Alone Again (Naturally) | Gilbert O'Sullivan | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Ed | |||
| Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | Depression Helpline | Raphael | |||
| Alone I Break | Korn | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Alone In December | Underoath | Depression Help Line | Kjersti | |||
| Already Dead | Beck | Hospital | Mike Hector | |||
| Already Gone | The Eagles | Missing Persons Hotline | Lost: One brain | |||
| Always | Saliva | Any Company That Puts You On Hold | jackblack | |||
| Always | Bon Jovi | Divorce Lawyer | Rick | |||
| Always Be My Baby | Mariah Carey | Stalker Helpline | Ethan | |||
| Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life | Monty Python | Suicide Prevention Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Always Look on the Bright Side of Life | Monty Python Team | The Samaritans | Wendy Christopher | |||
| Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life | Monty Python | Funeral Home | Lici | |||
| Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again? | Angels | Hospital Burns Unit | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Am I Evil? | Metallica | Osama bin Laden (or any other really bad person) | Stonetree | |||
| Am I Very Wrong? | Genesis | The Mercury Music Awards Committee | Pickle* | |||
| AM Radio | Everclear | FM Radio Station | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| America | Razorlight | Osama Bin Laden's answer machine | lady cutie | |||
| America Town | Five For Fighting | Leftist Organization | Evildog301 | |||
| American Baby | Dave Matthews Band | Canadian/Middle East Government | Ezra | |||
| American Dream | Switchfoot | Immigration Hotline | everyafter | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Dr. Phil's Answering Machine | Sam | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Jeremiah Wright's answering machine | been_a_son | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | White House | Erica | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Iraqi Government | Viewtiful | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Any US Embassy | theRealSheep | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Mensa | Punky | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Saudi Arabian Embassy | Personna | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Advertisment Persuading You To Go To America | prem4us | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | Sylvan Learning Center | Johnson | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | The White House | Vicu | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | The White House | Miki Koishikawa | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | American Embassy | Yahiko | |||
| American Idiot | Green Day | White House | Shake-zula | |||
| American Jesus | Bad Religion | The 700 Club | CapitalE | |||
| American Life | Madonna | Immigration Office Hotline | Courtney Gripling | |||
| American Life | Primus | US Immigration and Naturalization | Yo Mom | |||
| American Pie | Don McLean | Saddam's personal bakery | Skool_gurlz_kill_boys | |||
| American Pie | Don McLean | Iraqi Baking Goods | John Harvey | |||
| American Woman | Guess Who | Foreign Mail Order Bride Service | Andrew Lourey | |||
| Americana | The Offspring | Cable TV And Fast Food Agencies | QUINN | |||
| Amerika | Rammstein | American Tourist Agency | Josh Bain | |||
| Amish Paradise | Weird Al Yankovic | Church | Thunderbolt | |||
| Amish Paradise | Weird Al Yankovic | Lancaster, Pennsylvania Chamber of Commerce | Jake |
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