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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name	Performer Name	Product Name	Submitted by:
Alive	S Club	Funeral Home	Marv
Alive	P.O.D.	Mortuary	Donna Mortale
Alive	Korn	City Morgue	Joey D
Alive	Beastie Boys	Funeral Parlor	Flo
Alive Again	Chicago	Funeral Parlor	Todd W. Zimmerman
Alive and Kicking	Simple Minds	Funeral Parlor	Larcen Tyler
All About That Bass	Meghan Trianor	Audio Equipment Shop.	A-Lean
All Alone	They Might Be Giants	Party/Wedding Planner	Brent F
All Alone	Gorillaz	Hotline For People With No Friends	Starving Hobo
All Apologies	Nirvana	Osama Bin Laden's Hold Line To G. Bush	Holly
All Apologies	Nirvana	Divorce Attorney	THC Havoc
All Around The World	Lisa Stansfield	Travel Agency	A-lean
All By Myself	Eric Carmen	Jimmy Swaggert's Answering Machine	MOR
All By Myself	Eric Carmen	Dating Agency	Kate
All Cops Are Bastards	Terrorgruppe	Police Station	Michael Quinn
All Day Long I Dream About Sex	JC Chasez	Sex Addiction Hotline	brainstem
All Day Long I Dream About Sex	JC Chasez	Abstinence Education	Hayley
All Dead, All Dead	Queen	Funeral Home	Does it matter?
All Downhill From Here	New Found Glory	Miners Union	teh wetlegs
All Eyes On Me	Goo Goo Dolls	Paranoia Helpline	John Rzeznik is God
All Good Soldiers	Bad Religion	Army Recruiter Service	Geo P.
All I Have To Do Is Dream	The Everly Brothers	Sleep Disorders Clinic	Marian
All I Need To Get By	Method Man And Mary J Blige	Drug Addicts Helpline	goerge
All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth	Miscellaneous	Aspen Dental	MC Blargenfedibblenohip
All I Want Is You	U2	Sex Addiction Hotline/ Stalker Helpline	Crystal
All In	Lifehouse	Casino	Insertnamehere
All My Exes Live In Texas	George Strait	Texas Tourism Bureau	Big Mark
All My Exes Live In Texas	George Strait	Marriage counselors/Dating services in that state	Ingeborg S. Nord�n
All My Friends Are Crazy	500 Miles to Memphis	Mental Hospital	Grillzforlife
All My Friends Are Getting Married	Skyhooks	Divorce Court	FussBudgetVanPelt
All My Life	Foo Fighters	Mortuary	Rosie
All My Love	Led-Zeppelin	Divorce Hotline	Kevo
All Night Long	Lionel Richie	Insomnia Helpline	Andrew Lourey
All Of Me	Frank Sinatra	Amputee Helpline	ash
All Over Me	Drowning Pool	Any Sex Hotline	Invisible Maniac
All Rise	Blue	Court, Supreme Court, Judiciary, etc.	Dongquan
All Rise	Blue	Judge Judy	Dongquan
All She Wants To Do Is Dance	Don Henley	Dance Club	Larcen Tyler
All She Wants To Do Is Dance	Don Henley	Tik Tok's Charli D'Amelio's voice mail	Lance Crackers
All Shook Up	Elvis Presley	Nitroglycerine Factory	elect treacle banana
All Shook Up	Elvis Presley	Seismological Research Institute	XRaySpecks
All Shook Up	Elvis	Epilepsy Support Group	Melhi
All That I'm Living For	Evanescence	Life Insurance	thelastaurora
All That Money Wants	Psychedelic Furs	Gambling Rehab Center	Genevieve
All That She Wants Is Another Baby	Ace Of Base	Abortion Clinic	Darla888
All The Girls Love Alice	Elton John	Ellen DeGeneres' talk show	Martha Hankins
All The Girls Love Alice	Elton John	GLAAD	Martha Hankins
All the Right Moves	OneRepublic	Physical Rehabilitation Unit	Dongquan
All The Small Things	Blink 182	Penis Enlargment	Logan Smith
All The Small Things	Blink 182	Breast Implants Surgeon	flavio
All The Small Things	Blink 182	Sex Helpline	Salastin bin Apong
All The Small Things	Blink 182	Sex Helpline	Alfie
All The Things She Said	T.A.T.U.	Gay Help Hotline	chipmonkey
All The Things She Said	t.A.T.u	Relationship Break-up Help Line	Scream
All The Things She Said	t.A.T.u	Tourette's Syndrome Information Line	?
All The Things She Said	t.A.T.u.	Mental Institution	Opinion Girl
All The Way To Memphis	Mott The Hoople	Elvis Convention	britrock
All The Young Dudes	David Bowie/Mott The Hoople	Michael Jackson's Home Phone	Jeff
All the Young Dudes	Mott the Hoople	Catholic Church	Princess J
All These Things I Hate	Bullet For My Valentine	KKK	Tessa
All These Things That I've Done	The Killers	Prison	Dongquan
All Things Must Pass	George Harrison	Proctology Clinic	FussBudgetVanPelt
All Things Must Pass	George Harrison	New Bills Complaint Agency	pengwin1225
All Things Must Pass	George Harrison	Colon-Rectal Clinic	Aaron Presley
All Things Must Pass	George Harrison	Kidney Stone Hotline	actorman_us
All Things Must Pass	George Harrison	A Funeral Home	The Enemy
All You Need Is Love	The Beatles	Shelter For The Homeless	DebbieW
All You Need Is Love	The Beatles	Tennis Club	Deirdre Collins
All You Need Is Love	The Beatles	Marriage Counseling	liz
Allentown	Billy Joel	Lehigh Valley Economic Devlopment Corporation	smheath
Almost	Bowling For Soup	Procrastinator Hotline	Random Person
Almost Paradise	Mike Reno & Ann Wilson	Lindsay Jacobellis' Home	MOR
Almost Paradise	Mike Reno & Ann Wilson	Indianapolis Colts' office	Indy
Alone	Bee Gees	Dial A Date	FussBudgetVanPelt
Alone	Heart	Stalker's Anonymous	meQal
Alone Again (Naturally)	Gilbert O'Sullivan	Suicide Prevention Hotline	Ed
Alone Again, Naturally	Gilbert O'Sullivan	Depression Helpline	Raphael
Alone I Break	Korn	Suicide Prevention Hotline	Fbug
Alone In December	Underoath	Depression Help Line	Kjersti
Already Dead	Beck	Hospital	Mike Hector
Already Gone	The Eagles	Missing Persons Hotline	Lost: One brain
Always	Saliva	Any Company That Puts You On Hold	jackblack
Always	Bon Jovi	Divorce Lawyer	Rick
Always Be My Baby	Mariah Carey	Stalker Helpline	Ethan
Always Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide	Disney's "Pinocchio"	Antisocial Personality/Psychopathy rehabilitation	Diddims
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	Monty Python	Suicide Prevention Hotline	FussBudgetVanPelt
Always Look on the Bright Side of Life	Monty Python Team	The Samaritans	Wendy Christopher
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life	Monty Python	Funeral Home	Lici
Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?	Angels	Hospital Burns Unit	FussBudgetVanPelt
Am I Evil?	Metallica	Osama bin Laden (or any other really bad person)	Stonetree
Am I Very Wrong?	Genesis	The Mercury Music Awards Committee	Pickle*
AM Radio	Everclear	FM Radio Station	FussBudgetVanPelt
Amazing Grace	Traditional	Al-Qaeda's answering machine	MC Blargenfedibblenohip
America	Razorlight	Osama Bin Laden's answer machine	lady cutie
America Town	Five For Fighting	Leftist Organization	Evildog301
America, F* Yeah**	Cast of 'Team America World Police'	Liberal organization	Kerry
America, F* Yeah**	Cast of 'Team America World Police'	Democracy Now!	Kerry
America, F* Yeah**	Cast of 'Team America World Police'	United Nations	Kerry
American Baby	Dave Matthews Band	Canadian/Middle East Government	Ezra
American Dream	Switchfoot	Immigration Hotline	everyafter

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