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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with A, Page 4

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Antichrist Superstar  Marilyn Manson  First Christian Church  Ray Pissed
Anticipation Carly Simon Any business Freddie Joe Nunn
Antmusic Adam And The Ants Pest Control Company FussBudgetVanPelt
Antmusic Adam & The Ants Pest Exterminator FussBudgetVanPelt
Ants Marching Dave Matthews Band Pest Control Guise
Anxiety Black Eyed Peas Psychiatrist/Pharmaceutical Company Diddims
Anxiety Black Eyed Peas Yoga Club Max Maxters
Anxiety (Get Nervous) Pat Benetar Psychiatrist's Office kookoodee
Anyone Can Play Guitar Radiohead Ed O'Brien's Homepage Kevin Breslin
Anyone Who Had A Heart Dionne Warwick Cardiac Unit FussBudgetVanPelt
Anything by Bob Dylan Speech Impediment Counseling Services Shawn Eni
Anything Goes Guns 'n' Roses Brothel Jane
Anything goes Guns N' Roses Prostitution Hotline Jane
Approaching Lightspeed Wolfsheim Traffic Court Idont Havaname
April Fools Day Sucks! Mark Kaye The April Fool's answering machine MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Aquarius Aqua Psychic Hotline knelly
Arab Pride George Michael Young Female Arab Terrorist Co. Trell Brown
Arctic Snow Burning Brides Heater Company jammintenchi
Are You a Boy or a Girl? The Barbarians Transgender Awareness Group Raphael
Are You Dead Yet? Children of Bodom Assassin, Seniors Home, Army, etc. Anonymous Bob
Are You Happy Now? Michelle Branch Depression Helpline Varath
Are You Happy Now? Michelle Branch Anti-Depression Clinic Paul
Are You Happy Now? Michelle Branch Depression Clinic Katz
Are You Having Any Fun? Viv Stanshall Depression Alliance pickle
Are You In? Incubus On An Answer Machine. onehotminute
Are You Lonesome Tonight? Elvis Suicide Hotline  Melhi
Are You Ready For The Fallout? Fastball Nuclear Power Plant Chase Waggoner
Army Ben Folds Five The US Army Cooper Stimson
Army Dreamers Kate Bush US Army Recruiting Station KooKooDee
Army of Me Bjork Technical Support or Any help line Sean Lazar
Around The World Red Hot Chili Peppers Travel Agency Sam
Art of Losiing AFI Boston Red Sox James
The Art Of Losing American Hi-Fi Detroit Tigers Idont Havaname
The Art Of Losing AFI Los Angeles Clippers Sports
The Art Of Losing American Hi-Fi New York Yankees Idont Havaname
Artificial Flowers Bobby Darin Flower Shop Rosie
Artificial Heart Cherrelle Heart Surgeon doctor
As Long As You Love Me Backstreet Boys Marriage Counselor ice
As Ugly As I Seem The White Stripes Plastic Surgery Hotline The Madman
Ashes By Now Lee Ann Womack Crematorium crazydon
Ashes To Ashes David Bowie Funeral Directors Tarquin
Ashes To Ashes David Bowie Crematorium FussBudgetVanPelt
At A Glance AFI Marriage Therapy person
At Least I'm Known For Something New Found Glory American Idol retsehcekim
At The Sound Of The Tone John Schneider Answering Machine Manufacturer Helpline, or Voice mailbox company Missy
At Your Funeral Saves The Day Emergency Room/ICU Rebecca
Atheist Peace Bad Religion Church Static
Atlantis Donovan New Orleans Chamber of Congress British Bullcrap
Atlantis Donovan Galveston, TX/Johnstown, PA Chamber of Congress oldschool
Atomic Blondie Nuclear Power Plant Larcen Tyler
Atomic Dog George Clinton Veteranarian Clinic Josh Bain
Au Revoir Malice Mizer Mortuary/Nursing Home Mengami-chan
Auf Wiedersehen Cheap Trick Suicide Prevention Hotline kernalsanders
Aunque No Salga el Sol (Even if the Sun Doesn't Come Out) Selena Weather Center Da Phoenix
Automatic Pointer Sisters New York Yankees/George Steinbrenner's office soul
Awake Godsmack Morgue Hellrocker
Awake Godsmack DayQuil Homicicdal Manic
Awake Finch Holiday Inn TheMatrixKid
Away From The Sun 3 Doors Down NASA's Pluto Mission Ezra
Away From The Sun 3 Doors Down Miners retsehcekim
Away From The Sun 3 Doors Down NASA JG
Axel F Crazy Frog Pest Control Tarquin

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