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Jimmy BuffetWrinkles only go where the smiles have been. (from 'Barefoot Children') Submitted by: Doc Brown
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Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Tofu Burger (Far From Paradise)" | "Cheeseburger In Paradise" | SusanG |
| "No More Margaritas (Chi-Chi's Shut Down) " | "Margaritaville" | oldtimer |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi | "He Went To Paris," Jimmy Buffett | |
| "The Singer," Liza Minnelli | "It's My Job," Jimmy Buffett | |
| "Hamburg Song," Keane | "Cheeseburger In Paradise," Jimmy Buffett | |
| "Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel | "Why Don't We Get Drunk," Jimmy Buffett | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Trying to Reason With Hurricane Season" | "Trying to Reason with Campaign Season" | Michael McVey |
| "Fins" | "Finns" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Cheeseburger in Paradise" | "Sleep Dancing Near My High Rise" | Below Average Dave |
| "Margaritaville" | "Former Cheetah Kill" | Blaydeman |
| "Come Monday" | "It's Friday" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Cheeseburger In Paradise" | "Nerf Herder In Leia's Eyes" | Agrimorfee |
| "Son of a Son of a Sailor" | "The Tale of The Thief and the Cobbler" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes" | "Changes in Pantyhose, Changes in Scanty Clothes" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "License to Chill" | "A Girl Named Leah" | Michael T. Mondak |
| "Cheeseburger In Paradise" | "Cheeseburger With Coke Looks Nice" | Hu's On First |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Cheeseburger In Paradise | Fuddrucker's | Andrea Huckstep |
| Cheeseburger In Paradise | McDonald's | Matt Donnelly |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Margaritaville | AA | nightrain express |
| Another Saturday Night | Dating Service | roachc420 |
| A Pirate Looks At 40 | Copyright Infringement Lawyer | Gonzo |
| Pina Colada(The Escape Song) | Rehab/Prison Combo | duhnees |
| Cheeseburger In Paradise | McDonald's Or Fast Food Burger Joint | T.T. |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Come Clean Hilary Duff | Come Monday Jimmy Buffett | Come Clean Monday Clean Monday=start of Lent in Eastern Orthodox Ch. | Jessica Junderworth |
| I Got You Babe Sonny & Cher | Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw? Jimmy Buffett | I Got You Drunk And Screwed You, Babe Imagine Sonny Bono confronting you with this news! | neptunevsmars |
| It's Five O'clock Somewhere Alan Jackson | Five O'clock Jimmy Buffett | Another Cheeseburger Day In Paradise | walmartian |
| Another Day In Paradise Phil Collins | Cheeseburger In Paradise Jimmy Buffett | Another Cheeseburger Day In Paradise | walmartian |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
"Margaretaville"
Misheard Lyrics: Searching for my long-lost shaker of salt
Original Lyrics: Searching for my lost shaker of salt
| "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics: I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a Pop Tart Original Lyrics: I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top |
"Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics: Lookin' for my lost shaker skill saw.
Original Lyrics: Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
| "Fins"
Misheard Lyrics: She's getting four stars for her role.
Original Lyrics: She's getting postcards from the road.
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"Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics: Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost sugar and son Original Lyrics: Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Wesley Ovecash I was singing it in the car and my mom told me what it really was. |
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"Margaritaville"
The Funny Lyrics: Don't know the reason, stayed here all season
Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutey How it got here, I haven't a clue Why They're Funny: Simply a gorgeously graphic and insouciant description for having been out of one's head.
Submitted by: John
| "Margaritaville"
The Funny Lyrics: Wasting away again in Margaritaville,
searching for that lost shaker of salt, some people claim that there's a woman to blame but I don't, it's my own damned fault Why They're Funny: LOL! I laugh everytime I hear this lyric.
Submitted by: Celeste
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"Cheeseburger In Paradise"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Why They're Nonsensical: The pickle doesn't have to be "kosher" if eating a cheeseburger with it. A cheeseburger itself is not kosher - Orthodox Jewish People never eat meat and dairy together. Therefore, those who do consume cheeseburgers are not even eating a kosher meal at all; the pickle makes no difference.
Submitted by: David Pratter
| "Floridays"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I spent a year of my life one Night on the Beaches in old Beirut
Why They're Nonsensical: How can you spend a YEAR of your life in ONE night??
Submitted by: Konrad Kobb
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"Bananna Republics"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Sing me some words I can dance to
Or a melody that rhymes Why They're Misrhymed: Words are supposed to rhyme not melodies; we dance to to melodies not words (classic Buffett)
Submitted by: pwaveqrs
| "Boat Drinks"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Now, I know, I should be leavin' this planet
I got a verse and can't rhyme it Why They're Misrhymed: 'A' for honesty.
Submitted by: Dave
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"Let's Get Drunk"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Why don't we get drunk and screw?
Why They're Inappropriate: This explains itsself, huh? It's a love song from a 'different point of view.'
Submitted by: SoulfulSteel
| "Margaritaville"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Nibbling on sponge cake
Why They're Inappropriate: What does Jimmy's diet have to do with getting drunk in Mexico?
Submitted by: oldtimer
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"Margaritaville"
The Dated Lyrics: I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top Cut my heel had to cruise on back home Why They're Dated: Beer can pull tabs which detach from the can and cut the heels of unwary beachgoers were produced from the early sixties through the mid-seventies. Since then, pull tabs stay attached to the cans.
Submitted by: Cheeseburger in Parodies
| "Fruitcakes"
The Dated Lyrics: 'Seven years to the millennium, that's a science fiction fact.'
Why They're Dated: Well it's a little past the millenium. There is a recorded live version that says 'Less then 2 years, to that milennium' I wonder what he says now in concert, I don't recall.
Submitted by: Jeffrey Piestrak
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"Door Number Three"
The Lyrics: And I don't want what Jay's got on his table
Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor Who They Mention: Jay Stewart, Carol Merrill
Submitted by: Michael T. Mondak
| "Manana"
The Lyrics: And I hope Anita Bryant never ever does one of my songs
Who They Mention: Anita Byrant
Submitted by: Floyd G.
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"Come Monday"
The Lyrics: I've got my Hush Puppies on
Product Brand Name: Hush Puppies shoes
Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Tin Cup Chalice"
The Lyrics: So won't you get that Packard running
And let's move Product Brand Name: Packard
Submitted by: Matt McGhee
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"Delaney Talks to Statues"
Opening Lines: Delaney talks to statues as she dances 'round the pool
Comments: From the 1994 album "Fruitcakes".
Submitted by: Michael T. Mondak
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"Floridays"
The Made Up Words: Floridays
Comments: Appears to mean "Florida Days". The lyrics with that word are as follows: I'm back to livin' Floridays,
Blue skies and ultra-violet rays, Lookin' for better days. Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"Simply Complicated"
The Lyrics: When your grandma calls and books you on the Jerry Springer show
Why: "The Jerry Springer Show"
Submitted by: Michael T. Mondak
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