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Song Parodies -> "Retail Azeroth"

Original Song Title:

"Margaritaville"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jimmy Buffett

Parody Song Title:

"Retail Azeroth"

Parody Written by:

papageno

The Lyrics

Sittin' on my drake
Gettin' a headache
All the new seventies covered in greens
Queued for a dungeon
They can't wait to plunge in
When they get kicked they'll curse at their screens

Chorus:
Wastin' my time again in retail Azeroth
Posting transmog auctions on my alt
Some people claim that Blizzard's devs are to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault

I don't know why I play
I'm AFK all day
Latest update nerfed my character too
It's got a cool gear set
It's last patch's tier set
Why I bothered I haven't a clue

Chorus:
Wastin' my time again in retail Azeroth
Posting transmog auctions on my alt
Some people claim that Blizzard's devs are to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I cussed out a guildmate
Had raided until late
Wiped so much the night seemed to drag on
I got blamed for my damage
Though the tanks couldn't manage
The healers were new and not using add-ons

Wastin' my time again in retail Azeroth
Posting transmog auctions on my alt
Some people claim that Blizzard's devs are to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that Blizzard's devs are to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault

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