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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with K, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
K-K-K-Katy Geoffery O'Hara Stuttering Foundation of America Jellybean
Karma Chameleon Culture Club Buddhist Temple Jerseymilkferrets
Karma Police Radiohead Synagogue yodude
Karn Evil 9 Emerson, Lake, and Palmer Carnival or Circus britrock
Kashmir Led Zeppelin Indian or Pakistani Foreign Relations Department FussBudget
Kawaita Sakebi Field of View Assisted Suicide Hotline Umiyuri
Keep A-Lovin' Me The Everly Brothers Divorce lawyer Marian
Keep It In The Closet Michael Jackson Gay and Lesbian Alliance  Marv
Keep Me Waiting Roxette Any business that puts you on hold. Edward
Keep The Candle Burning Point of Grace Pyromaniac's Anonymous Admiral Memo
Keep The Customer Satisfied Simon & Garfunkel Any business that puts you on hold John B
Keep The Flame Burning Hammerfall 911 hammerman
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl Good Charlotte Domestic Violence Counselling Dongquan
Keep Yourself Alive Queen Suicide Hotline Lisa
Keeping Out Of Direct Sunlight AFI Albinism Hotline Cory
Keeping Out Of Direct Sunlight AFI Dracula's castle Megan
Ker-ching Shania Twain Unemployment Office Marv
Kerosene Miranda Lambert Fire Dept. Allie
Kick INXS Mike Vanderjagt's Answering Machine Indy
Kick In The Ass Moxy Fruvous Anger Management Hotline roachc420
Kick In The Door Notorious B.I.G. V.O.V. (Victims of Violence) frank
Kicks The Monkees Dennis Rodman's Basketball Team Wendy Carpenter
Kicks Paul Revere & The Raiders Atlanta Falcons gilliansl
Kickstart My Heart Motley Crue American Heart Association Kak
The Kid's Don't Stand A Chance Vampire Weekend Juvenile Hall JC Foster
Kiddie Grinder Marilyn Manson Day Care Ben Ingram
Kids Cast of Bye Bye Birdie Nadya Suleman's answering service Glenn
Kids Robbie Williams ft Kylie Minogue Family Planning Clinic Sasha
The Kids Aren't All Right The Offspring Kindergarten Flo
The Kids Aren't Alright The Offspring School brainstem
The Kids Aren't Alright The Offspring Child Psychiatry Office Star****er
The Kids Don't Stand a Chance Vampire Weekend Amber Alert/ Child sexual abuse Diddims
The Kids Don't Stand a Chance Vampire Weekend Abortion clinic Diddims
The Kids Don't Stand a Chance Vampire Weekend Child Sexual Abuse Hotline Diddims
The Kids Don't Stand a Chance Vampire Weekend Amber Alert Diddims
Kids In America Kim Wilde Michael Jackson/Neverland Ranch dan
Kids That Ain't Got None New Earth Mud An Orphanage onlineuser
Kids With Guns Gorillaz Public High School Chase Waggoner
Kids With Guns Gorillaz Dick Cheney's Office Cyra Niccals
Kids With Guns Gorillaz Anti-Violence Center Cyra Niccals
Kill Jimmy Eat World Quakers retsehcekim
The Kill 30 Seconds To Mars Suicide Hotline Candice
Kill A Cat Glenn Super Cat Shelter/Humane Society funny
Kill All HIppies Primal Scream A commune Evan
Kill All The White Men  NOFX  Klu Klux Klan  Admo
Kill All Your Friends My Chemical Romance Hospital hotline Brittany
Kill Em' All Metallica Mortal Kombat Game Series or other violent games Strange Behavior
Kill Me Now System Of A Down Euthanasia Clinic Anne
Kill Rock 'N' Roll System of a Down Sony/BMG headquarters Bob
Kill The Poor Dead Kennedys Benefits Office Necrodamos
Kill The Poor Dead Kennedys Unemployment office TheHybridTheorist
Kill The Poor Dead Kennedys Any Charity That Fights World Hunger plasket
Kill The President Offspring The White House Rynn
Kill The President The Offspring U.S. Secret Service Fbug
Kill You Eminem Morgue deadxcow
Kill You Eminem Action Against Violence extremenetsurfer
Kill Your Boyfriend Bis Women's Domestic Violence Hotline Heavy T
Kill Your Heroes Awolnation Comic Book Store Tin Ear
Kill Yourself Stormtroopers Of Death Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Killed by Death Motorhead Funeral Home Harry
Killer In Me Smashing Pumpkins Schizophrenia Hotline Ben Ingram
Killer Queen Queen Buckingham Palace FussBudgetVanPelt
Killer Queen Queen British Parliment The_Raven7
Killing Cupid Zao Dating service Idont Havaname
Killing Fields Funker Vogt World Peace Organization Megan
Killing In The Name Of Rage Against The Machine Klu Klux Klan Charlie Decker
Killing In The Name Of Rage Agaist The Machine Islam Center me
Killing loniness HIM Suicide Hotline Candice
Killing Me Softly Roberta Flack Hospital emergency room Edward
Killing Time Hed P.E Suicide Hotline 7[-]3_p[_]/\/15[-]3[^
Killing Yourself Alice In Chains Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Kilroy Was Here The Move Veritas pickle*
Kim Eminem Women's Shelter Logan Smith
King For A Day Green Day Michael Jackson's Answering Machine Dillon
King Of Pain The Police Dentist's Office Leah Lockhart
King Of Pain Sting National Coalition Against Domestic Violence Jeff
King Of Rock Run-DMC Graceland Bill Stewart
King Of The World Steely Dan The White House Eric Andrews
King Of Wishful Thinking Go West Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Mikey
Kiss Prince Herpes/Mononucleosis Clinic love
Kiss And Say Goodbye The Manhattans Divorce Lawyer Larcen Tyler
Kiss And Tell Bryan Ferry Any Celebirty That Wrote An Autobiography Drewzi
Kiss Me Deadly Lita Ford Herpes or Mononucleosis Clinic Rocky
Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain) INXS Mountain Climbers Association FussBudgetVanPelt
Kiss The Flame Jewel Fire Department Lindsay Brauweiler
Kiss Your A** Goodbye Styx Funeral Home Mercy
Kiss Your Freedom Goodbye Lynyrd Skynyrd Any Police Department Bill Stewart
Kitchen Knife Bodyjar Suicide Prevention Heath
The KKK Took My Baby Away The Ramones Missing Children Hotline Fifi Trixibelle
The KKK Took My Baby Away The Ramones National Campaign Against Racism sociallyXdistracted
The KKK Took My Baby Away The Ramones Missing Children Hotline Matt
Knock On Wood Amii Stewart Lumber Merchant Marv
Knockin' On Heaven's Door Avril Lavigne Life insurance Arilary P.
Knockin' On Heaven's Door Bob Dylan The White House raventime22
Knocking On Heaven's Door Guns N' Roses Hospice SisterGirl
Knocking on Heaven's Door Bob Dylan Suicide Prevention Hotline midnight_sky
Knocking On Heaven's Door Bob Dylan Hospice center Tim O'Heron
Knowing Me, Knowing You ABBA Dating Service tckma
Kodachrome Paul Simon Digital Photography Store Bill S
Kodachrome Paul Simon Fuji Film Martha Irvin

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