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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> J, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with J, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
J-Train Toby Mac Railroad Chris
The Jack AC/DC Gambler's Anonymous Fbug
Jackson, Mississippi Kid Rock Alabama Tourism Board P-Ropester
Jailbreak Thin Lizzy 911 Joe
Jailbreak AC/DC Prison Service FussBudgetVanPelt
Jailbreak Thin Lizzy Jail whyteen
Jailbreak '74 AC/DC Prison anonymous
Jailhouse Rock Elvis Presley Jailhouse XRaySpecks
Jake The Peg Rolf Harris Amputation Clinic Starving Hobo
Jam On It Newcleus Smucker's Greg Boize
Jamie's Petting Zoo Guttermouth PETA PURPLE!
Janie's Got A Gun Aerosmith NRA XRaySpecks
Janie's Got A Gun Aerosmith Dick Cheney's Office Kathy
Janie's Got A Gun Aeromsith Police kuumuus
Jazzy Cat GuitarFreaks and DrumMania Pet talent show Anonymous
Je t'aime melancolie Mylene Farmer Suicide prevention hotline/depression clinic Genevieve
Jealous Again Black Flag The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Ladder Day Saints Some guy
Jeans On David Dundas Nudist Colony Drewzi
Jennifer's Body Hole Spousal Abuse Hotline Jess
Jenny (867-5309) Tommy Tutone Any Business Which Happens To Have That Phone Number Ingeborg S. Norden
Jeremy Pearl Jam Childhood Violence Prevention Hotline megan
Jeremy Pearl Jam Suicide Prevention Center Collin Jones
Jerk It Out The Caesars Constipation Helpline Heathcliff the Cat
Jesse's Girl Rick Springfield Jesse Duplantis Ministries redfonzie21@yahoo.com
Jessie Paw Beastiality Hotline newrock
Jessie J Domino Arcade Centre Dongquan
Jessie J Domino Arcade Centre Dongquan
Jessie J Price Tag Shopping Centre Dongquan
Jesus Christ Pose Soundgarden Church Fbug
Jesus Christ R'n'R Dir En Grey Church Laura~
Jesus Freak DC Talk ACLU Bill S
Jesus He Knows Me Genesis Pat Robertson's Donation hotline Ean
Jesus Is Just Alright Doobie Brothers Any Atheist Group Rocky
Jesus Is Still Alright With Me DC Talk Atheists United Hayley
Jesus Of Suburbia Green Day Cathedral Amanda
Jesus of Suburbia  Green Day Church Or Other Holy Place St. Nobody of Suburbia
Jesus Walks Kanye West Synagogue Or Mosque Rory
Jesus Walks Kanye West Atheist Group BobyBird 7:18
Jesus Was A Terrorist Dead Kennedys The 700 Club, George Bush's office Lucy
Jesus, He Knows Me Phil Collins Any Evangelist's Donation Hotline tckma
Jewish Princess Frank Zappa Any Jewish Company Mr.Small
Jimmy Olsen's Blues Spin Doctors Superman Fan Club Josh
Jive Talkin' Bee Gees National Center For Political Correctness Kevin
Jive Talkin' The Bee Gees Grammar School disco
Jocko Homo Devo Any Creationist organization Jake
John The Fisherman Primus West Marine 123e
Johnny Can't Read Don Henley School Laurel
Johnny Get Angry Joannie Sommers Anger Management Service Trina Lufkin
Johnny, Are You Queer? Josie Cotton Parents and Friends of Lesbians And Gays G.D.
Join Me HIM Death Depression Hotline Wally P.
Join Me H.I.M. Funeral Home shawna
Join Me In Death HIM Grievance Counselling Puding girl
Join Me [In Death] Him Suicide Prevention Hotline Rock Princess
Josť Cuervo Shelly West Alcoholics Anonymous crazydon
Judith A Perfect Circle Any Christian Organization Lune
Judith A Perfect Circle Church captain mot the pirate
Jump Val Halen Wheelchair Association Kjersti
Jump Van Halen Suicide Hotline Bug
Jump Van Halen Suicide Hotline BrainTrust
Jump Simple Plan Suicide Hotline Rynn
Jump Van Halen Suicide Hotline Pat
Jump Simple Plan Suicide Prevention Marrisa
Jump (For My Love) Pointer Sisters SkyZone Trampoline Park The Nerd
Jump (For My Love) Pointer Sisters Skydiving School Larcen Tyler
Jump Around House of Pain Wheelchair Manufacturer Anna Buehnenheim
Jump, Jive,& Wail Brian Setzer Orchestra Tourette's Syndrome Helpline Chynna
Jumper Third Eye Blind Suicide Prevention Hotline Ed
Jumpers Sleater-Kinney Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Jumping Someone Else's Train The Cure Amtrak tckma
Jungle Boogie Kool And The Gang Church/Anyone against rap music Jeffrey Hope
Jungle Love Steve Miller Band Zoophiliacs anonymous Scrappleberry
Junk Food Junkie Larry Groce Health Food Restaurant funny
Junk Food Junkie Larry Groce Weight Watchers Matt Donnelly
Junky Man Rancid Narcotics Anonymous Pudding girl
Just a Gigolo David Lee Roth Dating Service carly_carlz
Just A Girl No Doubt Viagra i am brody
Just A Girl No Doubt Sex Change Clinic Az
Just A Girl No Doubt Sex Change Clinic nana
Just A Girl No Doubt National Organization Of Women Pumpkin
Just A Kid Simple Plan Suicide Helpline Josh Bain
Just A Little Liberty X Rape Victim Counselling Anonymus
Just A Phase Incubus College Application Office Atinna
Just Another Day Jon Secada Prison Re-Offender
Just Another Day In Paradise Phil Vasser Marriage Counseling psychowoggie
Just Another Suicide UFO Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Just Be A Woman Lenny Kravitz Gender Identity Helpline SisterGirl
Just Between You and Me April Wine eharmony.com/matchmaker.com canadianrock
Just Between You and Me DC Talk eharmony.com Jesus Saves
Just For Nickelback Hitman's Phoneline Nick
Just Got Paid ZZ Top Employment Agency Bill Stewart
Just Like A Pill Pink Hospital Jessica
Just Like A Pill Pink Any Hospital Ed
Just Like A Pill Pink Button Manufacturers pop
Just Like A Pill Pink Kids Against Drugs BLO-TOWN
Just Like A Pill Pink Any Pharmaceutical Company Opinion Girl
Just Like Jesse James Cher Sandra Bullock's answering machine Pickle
Just Like Living In Paradise David Lee Roth Mental Institution Ashley
Just Lose It Eminem Mental Hospital Ashley, President of Dork-Nerd Association
Just One More George Jones Alcohol Counseling rob
Just One Time The Everly Brothers Wedding Planner/Abstainence Group Marian

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