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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> J, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with J, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| J-Train | Toby Mac | Railroad | Chris | |||
| The Jack | AC/DC | Gambler's Anonymous | Fbug | |||
| Jackson, Mississippi | Kid Rock | Alabama Tourism Board | P-Ropester | |||
| Jailbreak | Thin Lizzy | 911 | Joe | |||
| Jailbreak | AC/DC | Prison Service | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Jailbreak | Thin Lizzy | Jail | whyteen | |||
| Jailbreak '74 | AC/DC | Prison | anonymous | |||
| Jailhouse Rock | Elvis Presley | Jailhouse | XRaySpecks | |||
| Jake The Peg | Rolf Harris | Amputation Clinic | Starving Hobo | |||
| Jam On It | Newcleus | Smucker's | Greg Boize | |||
| Jamie's Petting Zoo | Guttermouth | PETA | PURPLE! | |||
| Janie's Got A Gun | Aerosmith | NRA | XRaySpecks | |||
| Janie's Got A Gun | Aerosmith | Dick Cheney's Office | Kathy | |||
| Janie's Got A Gun | Aeromsith | Police | kuumuus | |||
| Jazzy Cat | GuitarFreaks and DrumMania | Pet talent show | Anonymous | |||
| Je t'aime melancolie | Mylene Farmer | Suicide prevention hotline/depression clinic | Genevieve | |||
| Jealous Again | Black Flag | The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Ladder Day Saints | Some guy | |||
| Jeans On | David Dundas | Nudist Colony | Drewzi | |||
| Jennifer's Body | Hole | Spousal Abuse Hotline | Jess | |||
| Jenny (867-5309) | Tommy Tutone | Any Business Which Happens To Have That Phone Number | Ingeborg S. Norden | |||
| Jeremy | Pearl Jam | Childhood Violence Prevention Hotline | megan | |||
| Jeremy | Pearl Jam | Suicide Prevention Center | Collin Jones | |||
| Jerk It Out | The Caesars | Constipation Helpline | Heathcliff the Cat | |||
| Jesse's Girl | Rick Springfield | Jesse Duplantis Ministries | redfonzie21@yahoo.com | |||
| Jessie | Paw | Beastiality Hotline | newrock | |||
| Jesus Christ Pose | Soundgarden | Church | Fbug | |||
| Jesus Christ R'n'R | Dir En Grey | Church | Laura~ | |||
| Jesus Freak | DC Talk | ACLU | Bill S | |||
| Jesus He Knows Me | Genesis | Pat Robertson's Donation hotline | Ean | |||
| Jesus Is Just Alright | Doobie Brothers | Any Atheist Group | Rocky | |||
| Jesus Is Still Alright With Me | DC Talk | Atheists United | Hayley | |||
| Jesus Of Suburbia | Green Day | Cathedral | Amanda | |||
| Jesus of Suburbia | Green Day | Church Or Other Holy Place | St. Nobody of Suburbia | |||
| Jesus Walks | Kanye West | Synagogue Or Mosque | Rory | |||
| Jesus Walks | Kanye West | Atheist Group | BobyBird 7:18 | |||
| Jesus Was A Terrorist | Dead Kennedys | The 700 Club, George Bush's office | Lucy | |||
| Jesus, He Knows Me | Phil Collins | Any Evangelist's Donation Hotline | tckma | |||
| Jewish Princess | Frank Zappa | Any Jewish Company | Mr.Small | |||
| Jimmy Olsen's Blues | Spin Doctors | Superman Fan Club | Josh | |||
| Jive Talkin' | Bee Gees | National Center For Political Correctness | Kevin | |||
| Jive Talkin' | The Bee Gees | Grammar School | disco | |||
| Jocko Homo | Devo | Any Creationist organization | Jake | |||
| John The Fisherman | Primus | West Marine | 123e | |||
| Johnny Can't Read | Don Henley | School | Laurel | |||
| Johnny Get Angry | Joannie Sommers | Anger Management Service | Trina Lufkin | |||
| Join Me | HIM | Death Depression Hotline | Wally P. | |||
| Join Me | H.I.M. | Funeral Home | shawna | |||
| Join Me In Death | HIM | Grievance Counselling | Puding girl | |||
| Join Me [In Death] | Him | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Rock Princess | |||
| José Cuervo | Shelly West | Alcoholics Anonymous | crazydon | |||
| Judith | A Perfect Circle | Any Christian Organization | Lune | |||
| Judith | A Perfect Circle | Church | captain mot the pirate | |||
| Jump | Van Halen | Suicide Hotline | Pat | |||
| Jump | Val Halen | Wheelchair Association | Kjersti | |||
| Jump | Van Halen | Suicide Hotline | BrainTrust | |||
| Jump | Simple Plan | Suicide Hotline | Rynn | |||
| Jump | Van Halen | Suicide Hotline | Bug | |||
| Jump | Simple Plan | Suicide Prevention | Marrisa | |||
| Jump (For My Love) | Pointer Sisters | Skydiving School | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Jump Around | House of Pain | Wheelchair Manufacturer | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Jump, Jive,& Wail | Brian Setzer Orchestra | Tourette's Syndrome Helpline | Chynna | |||
| Jumper | Third Eye Blind | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Ed | |||
| Jumpers | Sleater-Kinney | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Jumping Someone Else's Train | The Cure | Amtrak | tckma | |||
| Jungle Boogie | Kool And The Gang | Church/Anyone against rap music | Jeffrey Hope | |||
| Jungle Love | Steve Miller Band | Zoophiliacs anonymous | Scrappleberry | |||
| Junk Food Junkie | Larry Groce | Health Food Restaurant | funny | |||
| Junk Food Junkie | Larry Groce | Weight Watchers | Matt Donnelly | |||
| Junky Man | Rancid | Narcotics Anonymous | Pudding girl | |||
| Just a Gigolo | David Lee Roth | Dating Service | carly_carlz | |||
| Just A Girl | No Doubt | Viagra | i am brody | |||
| Just A Girl | No Doubt | Sex Change Clinic | nana | |||
| Just A Girl | No Doubt | Sex Change Clinic | Az | |||
| Just A Girl | No Doubt | National Organization Of Women | Pumpkin | |||
| Just A Kid | Simple Plan | Suicide Helpline | Josh Bain | |||
| Just A Little | Liberty X | Rape Victim Counselling | Anonymus | |||
| Just A Phase | Incubus | College Application Office | Atinna | |||
| Just Another Day | Jon Secada | Prison | Re-Offender | |||
| Just Another Day In Paradise | Phil Vasser | Marriage Counseling | psychowoggie | |||
| Just Another Suicide | UFO | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Fbug | |||
| Just Be A Woman | Lenny Kravitz | Gender Identity Helpline | SisterGirl | |||
| Just Between You and Me | April Wine | eharmony.com/matchmaker.com | canadianrock | |||
| Just Between You and Me | DC Talk | eharmony.com | Jesus Saves | |||
| Just For | Nickelback | Hitman's Phoneline | Nick | |||
| Just Got Paid | ZZ Top | Employment Agency | Bill Stewart | |||
| Just Like A Pill | Pink | Hospital | Jessica | |||
| Just Like A Pill | Pink | Any Hospital | Ed | |||
| Just Like A Pill | Pink | Button Manufacturers | pop | |||
| Just Like A Pill | Pink | Kids Against Drugs | BLO-TOWN | |||
| Just Like A Pill | Pink | Any Pharmaceutical Company | Opinion Girl | |||
| Just Like Jesse James | Cher | Sandra Bullock's answering machine | Pickle | |||
| Just Like Living In Paradise | David Lee Roth | Mental Institution | Ashley | |||
| Just Lose It | Eminem | Mental Hospital | Ashley, President of Dork-Nerd Association | |||
| Just One More | George Jones | Alcohol Counseling | rob | |||
| Just One Time | The Everly Brothers | Wedding Planner/Abstainence Group | Marian | |||
| Just Push Play | Aerosmith | VCR repair shop | Little Lion | |||
| Just Show Me How To Love You | Sarah Brightman | Marriage counselor | Diddims | |||
| Just Stop | Disturbed | Motivational Clinic | The Face Smasher | |||
| Just The Two Of Us | Will Smith | Schizophrenics Anonymous | Tessa | |||
| Just the Way You Are | Barry White, Billy Joel | John Jay Salons | Chynna |
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