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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> B, Page 1

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with B, Page 1

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
A B C Jackson 5 Society For Dyslexia Anna Buehnenheim
B**** Meredith Brooks Hillary Clinton's Office Wahoowa
B**** Meredith Brooks Lindsay Lohan's Answering Machine Lucy
B**** Meredith Brooks Catholic School For Girls Rock Princess
B**** Dope Spousal Abuse SWDREAMFan
The B**** Is Back Elton John Marriage Counselor's Office Tim Kotula
B***breaker AC/DC Feminist Organization Josh
B***h Meredith Brooks National Organization For Women Ed
The B***s of Satan Tool Church bradley
B.Y.O.B. System Of A Down Airport Service brainstem
B.Y.O.B. System Of A Down The White House Cyra Niccals
B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Bomb) System Of A Down Counter-Terrorist Helpline Danger Andy
Baba O' Riley The Who Juvenile Rehab Center  B'dale boy
Baba O' Riley The Who A real CSI britrock
Babble The Cure Mental Health Center Morphine Moroii
Babe I'm Gonna Leave You Led Zeppelin Marriage Counselor Death_Zero
Babe I'm Gonna Leave You Led Zeppelin Divorce Lawyer kuumuus
Babe, We're Gonna Love Tonight Lime Divorce Hotline Yello Jello
Baboon Rape Party Marilyn Manson People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals {PETA} Ben Ingram
Baby Justin Bieber Child Services Davd
Baby ,Baby Amy Grant Abortion Clinic Shannon McConnell
Baby Baby Amy Grant The School For Spoiled Children Brandon Reina
Baby Beluga Raffi Caviar Factory kid
Baby Come Back Player Center for Missing Children Deena
Baby Come Back Player Pedophile Hotline Jason
Baby Come Back Player Missing Children Hotline ChuckyG
Baby Doll Girlicious Toy Shop Anonymous
Baby Don't Forget My Number Milli Vanilli Alzheimer's disease clinic; unlisted/unpublished customer's number Ingeborg S. Nordén
Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me Mac Davis Addiction treatment clinic Martha Irvin
Baby Driver Kiss Child Sexual Abuse Hotline HarryMay
Baby Get Higher David Sneddon Drug Rehab Marv
Baby Give It Up KC & The Sunshine Band Born Again Virgins Starving Hobo
Baby Got Back Sir Mix-a-Lot Contessa Brewer's office fatass
Baby Got Back Sir Mix-a-lot Jenny Craig LaLaLisa
Baby Got Back Sir Mix A Lot Jenny Craig Salma
Baby Got Back Sir Mix-a-lot Liposuction Dpartment Puppy Loves Chew Toys
Baby Got Back Sir Mix-a-Lot Eating Disorders Hotline erin
Baby Got Back Sir Mix A Lot Plastic surgeon Kef Li
Baby Got Back Sir Mix-A-Lot Weight Loss Center Fluffy the Impaler
Baby Love The Supremes Child Rape Hotline Diddims
Baby Love The Supremes Paedophilia Hotline Starving Hobo
Baby Love The Supremes Missing Children Helpline brainstem
Baby Mamas Fantasia Father's Rights Support Group SisterGirl
Baby Mamas Fantasia Teenage pregnancies Diddims
Baby One More Time Britney Spears Conjugual Violence Hotline BrendaWenda
Baby One More Time Britney Spears Women Abuse Hotline Abbie
Baby One More Time Britney Spears Masochist Therapy  GamerGirl
Baby Running Wild Lead Missing Persons Hotline Gemma
Baby You're a Rich Man The Beatles Bankruptcy Court Padfoot
Baby's Got A Temper The Prodigy Hyperactive child support group Raki
Baby's In Black The Beatles Gothic Clothing Store Sponge Beatle
Baby, Come To Me Patti Austin and James Ingram Pornographic magazine Dirty Q
Baby, Come To Me Patti Austin with James Ingram Divorce court Matt Donnelly
Baby, Now That I Found You Alison Krauss Missing Child Hotline Diane
Babysitters On Acid Lunachicks Daycare Facility andie
Bachelorette Bjork Dating Agency Blethar
Back In Black AC/DC Michael Jackson's House Vicu
Back In Black AC/DC Racism Victim's Helpline Wally P.
Back In Black AC/DC Funeral Home Celeste
Back In The High Life Steve Winwood Drug Rehabilitation Center Larcen Tyler
Back In The High Life Steve Winwood Drug Rehabilitation Center Larcen Tyler
Back in the High Life Steve Winwood Anheuser Busch Corp. Greg
Back In The Saddle Aerosmith Christopher Reeve's home phone Indomitus
Back In The USSR The Beatles Vladimir Putin's Answering Machine bottle of what
Back In The USSR The Beatles Russian Embassy Tim Kotula
Back In Time Huey Lewis And The News Any Business That Puts You On Hold Bryan O
Back Stabbers The O'Jays O.J. Simpson's answering service Glenn
Back That Ass Up Juvenile Rape Victims Center fritz
Back To Good Matchbox Twenty Mental Institution Mike Hack
Back To Life Soul II Soul City Morgue, Funeral Home Kitty
Backmaskwarning! (Kill Yourself)  Mindless Self Indulgence Suicide Prevention Hotline  Ray Pissed
Backwards Again Tammin Sursok Wheelchair Bound Hospital Angel19
Bad  Michael Jackson Prison or Remand Centre Rey Rey 619
Bad Babysitter Princess Superstar Daycare Facility Raven Digger
Bad Blood Neil Sedaka Blood Bank MOR
Bad Blood Neil Sedaka Tampax beatlebabe
Bad Blood Neil Sedaka And Elton John Blood Bank Billy Florio
Bad Blood Taylor Swift Supreme Court Dongquan
Bad Boys Inner Circle Crisis Control Center Red Rebel
Bad Boys Inner Circle Police Department Mary Jo Finders
Bad Boys Inner Circle Any maximum security prison Yello Jello
Bad Day REM Suicide Hotline Mads
Bad Girl ZZ Top Juvenille Detention kuumuus
Bad Girls Donna Summer Convent kookoodee
Bad Habit The Offspring Driver's Education  koroshiya
Bad Habits And Infections Hall & Oates Hospital Edward
Bad Hair Day Feeder Hairdressing Clinic PJ
Bad Kids Lady GaGa CPS (Child Protective Services) Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bad Medicine Bon Jovi Drug Abuse Helpline Mr. Bill
Bad Medicine Bon Jovi AIDS Hotline mo
Bad Medicine Bon Jovi Poison Control Center Ed
Bad Medicine Bon Jovi Pharmacy Rusty
Bad Medicine Bon Jovi Doctor or Hospital Danielle
Bad Meets Evil Eminem and Royce Da 5'9 Bi-Polar Disorder Hotline doesntmatter
Bad Moon Rising Creedence Clearwater Revival  NASA Laurel
Bad Moon Rising Creedence Clearwater Revival Helpline for Overcoming Superstition Britney Spears into pruning hooks
Bad Moon Rising Creedence Clearwater Revival Lunar Eclipse Hotline Lunar Pirate
Bad Moon Rising Creedence Clearwater Revival Astrologer/psychic hotline Ingeborg S. Nordén
Bad Moon Rising Creedence Clearwater Revival Planetarium Ed
Bad Motor Scooter  Montrose Complaint Department of Toys 'R Us kuumuus

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