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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> B, Page 1
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with B, Page 1
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| A B C | Jackson 5 | Society For Dyslexia | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| B**** | Meredith Brooks | Hillary Clinton's Office | Wahoowa | |||
| B**** | Meredith Brooks | Lindsay Lohan's Answering Machine | Lucy | |||
| B**** | Meredith Brooks | Catholic School For Girls | Rock Princess | |||
| B**** | Dope | Spousal Abuse | SWDREAMFan | |||
| The B**** Is Back | Elton John | Marriage Counselor's Office | Tim Kotula | |||
| B***breaker | AC/DC | Feminist Organization | Josh | |||
| B***h | Meredith Brooks | National Organization For Women | Ed | |||
| The B***s of Satan | Tool | Church | bradley | |||
| B.Y.O.B. | System Of A Down | Airport Service | brainstem | |||
| B.Y.O.B. | System Of A Down | The White House | Cyra Niccals | |||
| B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Bomb) | System Of A Down | Counter-Terrorist Helpline | Danger Andy | |||
| Baba O' Riley | The Who | Juvenile Rehab Center | B'dale boy | |||
| Baba O' Riley | The Who | A real CSI | britrock | |||
| Babble | The Cure | Mental Health Center | Morphine Moroii | |||
| Babe I'm Gonna Leave You | Led Zeppelin | Marriage Counselor | Death_Zero | |||
| Babe I'm Gonna Leave You | Led Zeppelin | Divorce Lawyer | kuumuus | |||
| Baboon Rape Party | Marilyn Manson | People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals {PETA} | Ben Ingram | |||
| Baby ,Baby | Amy Grant | Abortion Clinic | Shannon McConnell | |||
| Baby Baby | Amy Grant | The School For Spoiled Children | Brandon Reina | |||
| Baby Beluga | Raffi | Caviar Factory | kid | |||
| Baby Come Back | Player | Center for Missing Children | Deena | |||
| Baby Come Back | Player | Missing Children Hotline | ChuckyG | |||
| Baby Come Back | Player | Pedophile Hotline | Jason | |||
| Baby Doll | Girlicious | Toy Shop | Anonymous | |||
| Baby Don't Forget My Number | Milli Vanilli | Alzheimer's disease clinic; unlisted/unpublished customer's number | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| Baby Don't Get Hooked On Me | Mac Davis | Addiction treatment clinic | Martha Irvin | |||
| Baby Driver | Kiss | Child Sexual Abuse Hotline | HarryMay | |||
| Baby Get Higher | David Sneddon | Drug Rehab | Marv | |||
| Baby Got Back | Sir Mix-a-Lot | Contessa Brewer's office | fatass | |||
| Baby Got Back | Sir Mix-a-Lot | Eating Disorders Hotline | erin | |||
| Baby Got Back | Sir Mix-a-lot | Jenny Craig | LaLaLisa | |||
| Baby Got Back | Sir Mix A Lot | Jenny Craig | Salma | |||
| Baby Got Back | Sir Mix-a-lot | Liposuction Dpartment | Puppy Loves Chew Toys | |||
| Baby Got Back | Sir Mix A Lot | Plastic surgeon | Kef Li | |||
| Baby Got Back | Sir Mix-A-Lot | Weight Loss Center | Fluffy the Impaler | |||
| Baby Love | The Supremes | Paedophilia Hotline | Starving Hobo | |||
| Baby Love | The Supremes | Child Rape Hotline | Diddims | |||
| Baby Love | The Supremes | Missing Children Helpline | brainstem | |||
| Baby Mamas | Fantasia | Father's Rights Support Group | SisterGirl | |||
| Baby Mamas | Fantasia | Teenage pregnancies | Diddims | |||
| Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | Conjugual Violence Hotline | BrendaWenda | |||
| Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | Women Abuse Hotline | Abbie | |||
| Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | Masochist Therapy | GamerGirl | |||
| Baby Running Wild | Lead | Missing Persons Hotline | Gemma | |||
| Baby You're a Rich Man | The Beatles | Bankruptcy Court | Padfoot | |||
| Baby's Got A Temper | The Prodigy | Hyperactive child support group | Raki | |||
| Baby's In Black | The Beatles | Gothic Clothing Store | Sponge Beatle | |||
| Baby, Come To Me | Patti Austin and James Ingram | Pornographic magazine | Dirty Q | |||
| Baby, Come To Me | Patti Austin with James Ingram | Divorce court | Matt Donnelly | |||
| Baby, Now That I Found You | Alison Krauss | Missing Child Hotline | Diane | |||
| Babysitters On Acid | Lunachicks | Daycare Facility | andie | |||
| Bachelorette | Bjork | Dating Agency | Blethar | |||
| Back In Black | AC/DC | Michael Jackson's House | Vicu | |||
| Back In Black | AC/DC | Racism Victim's Helpline | Wally P. | |||
| Back In Black | AC/DC | Funeral Home | Celeste | |||
| Back in the High Life | Steve Winwood | Anheuser Busch Corp. | Greg | |||
| Back In The Saddle | Aerosmith | Christopher Reeve's home phone | Indomitus | |||
| Back In The USSR | The Beatles | Vladimir Putin's Answering Machine | bottle of what | |||
| Back In The USSR | The Beatles | Russian Embassy | Tim Kotula | |||
| Back In Time | Huey Lewis And The News | Any Business That Puts You On Hold | Bryan O | |||
| Back Stabbers | The O'Jays | O.J. Simpson's answering service | Glenn | |||
| Back That Ass Up | Juvenile | Rape Victims Center | fritz | |||
| Back To Good | Matchbox Twenty | Mental Institution | Mike Hack | |||
| Back To Life | Soul II Soul | City Morgue, Funeral Home | Kitty | |||
| Backmaskwarning! (Kill Yourself) | Mindless Self Indulgence | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Ray Pissed | |||
| Backwards Again | Tammin Sursok | Wheelchair Bound Hospital | Angel19 | |||
| Bad | Michael Jackson | Prison or Remand Centre | Rey Rey 619 | |||
| Bad Babysitter | Princess Superstar | Daycare Facility | Raven Digger | |||
| Bad Blood | Neil Sedaka | Tampax | beatlebabe | |||
| Bad Blood | Neil Sedaka And Elton John | Blood Bank | Billy Florio | |||
| Bad Boys | Inner Circle | Police Department | Mary Jo Finders | |||
| Bad Boys | Inner Circle | Crisis Control Center | Red Rebel | |||
| Bad Day | REM | Suicide Hotline | Mads | |||
| Bad Girl | ZZ Top | Juvenille Detention | kuumuus | |||
| Bad Girls | Donna Summer | Convent | kookoodee | |||
| Bad Habit | The Offspring | Driver's Education | koroshiya | |||
| Bad Habits And Infections | Hall & Oates | Hospital | Edward | |||
| Bad Hair Day | Feeder | Hairdressing Clinic | PJ | |||
| Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | Drug Abuse Helpline | Mr. Bill | |||
| Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | AIDS Hotline | mo | |||
| Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | Poison Control Center | Ed | |||
| Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | Pharmacy | Rusty | |||
| Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | Doctor or Hospital | Danielle | |||
| Bad Meets Evil | Eminem and Royce Da 5'9 | Bi-Polar Disorder Hotline | doesntmatter | |||
| Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | NASA | Laurel | |||
| Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Astrologer/psychic hotline | Ingeborg S. Nordén | |||
| Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Planetarium | Ed | |||
| Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | Helpline for Overcoming Superstition | Britney Spears into pruning hooks | |||
| Bad Motor Scooter | Montrose | Complaint Department of Toys 'R Us | kuumuus | |||
| Bad Penny Blues | Humphrey Lyttleton | Sheldon's answering machine (The Big Bang Theory) | Pickle | |||
| Bad Religion | Godsmack | Any Religious group | wadded beef | |||
| Bad Reputation | Joan Jett | Attorney Edgar Snyder (or any attorney) | Cassandra | |||
| Bad Reputation | Joan Jett & the Blackhearts | Any Abstinance Program | cygna vamp | |||
| Bad Romance | Lady GaGa | Marriage Divorce Counselling | Dongquan | |||
| Bad To The Bone | George Thorogood | Doctor or X-Ray Technician | Danielle | |||
| The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang | Child Molestation Hotline | Danielle | |||
| The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang | Tiger Wood's Answering Machine | carly_carlz | |||
| The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang | The Discovery Channel | kt | |||
| The Bad Touch | Bloodhound Gang | Massage Therapist, Chiropractor | Kitty |
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