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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> B, Page 5

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with B, Page 5

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Booze And Cigarettes Murry The Hump Alcoholics Anonymous and the National Lung Association kookoodee
Booze Me Up and Get Me High Ween Drug Rehab Clinic GVOLTT
Borderline Madonna Immigration & Naturalization Services Jared
Boris The Spider The Who Arachnaphobes Anonymous Eryn Lennon
Born Free Andy Williams State Prison Unfortunate Canadian Boxing Glove
Born In a Casket Cannibal Corpse Maternity Ward Diddims
Born In East L.A. Cheech and Chong Immigration & Naturalization Service Brian Kelly
Born In East LA Cheech And Chong US Immigration Department Rosie
Born In The USA Bruce Springsteen Immigration & Naturalization Services Katie
Born In The USA Bruce Springsteen Miscarriage Support Group Puddin'
Born This Way Lady GaGa Hospital Dongquan
Born to Be Alive Patrick Hernandez SuicideLine Brendan Richards
Born To Be Wild Steppenwolf The Zoo fred
Born To Make You Happy Britney Spears Feminist Organization/Codependency Counceling Diddyms
Born To Run Bruce Springsteen Leg Amputation Clinic _ _ _ _ _ _
Born Under A Bad Sign Cream Astrologist Matt Swanton
Boston Augustana Real Estate  tictacs941
The Boston Rag Steely Dan New York Yankees ticket purchasing Mike Spessard
Bottle it Up Sara Bareilles Winery, liquor shop Dongquan
Bottle It up Sara Bareilles Any self-help line, especially Anger Management Arden
Bottle Living Dave Gahan Alcoholics Anonymous Genevieve
Bottle of Red Wine Eric Clapton Alcoholics Anonymous onlineuser
Bottle Of Wine Fireballs Alcoholics Anonymous Matt Donnelly
Bottle Of Wine Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs Alcoholics Anonymous FussBudgetVanPelt
Bottle Of Wine The Fireballs Vineyard XRaySpecks
Bottle Pop Pussycat Dolls Winery or Bar Dongquan
Bottom Of The Bottle Smile Empty Soul Alcohol Abuse Hotline lnknprk
Boulevard of Broken Dreams Green Day Homeless Shelter Lytech
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams Green Day Depression Clinic Draven
Bounce System Of A Down Plastic Surgeon/Breast Implants wadded beef
Bounce System Of A Down Pogo Stick Ad The Weed Man
Bouncing Off the Walls Sugarcult LAPD Police Station Frank Canton
Bouncing Off the Walls Sugarcult Insane Asylum Geo P.
Bouncing Off The Walls Sugarcult ADHD Hotline Melissa
Bouncing Off the Walls Sugarcult Insane Asylum Geo P.
Boy Crazy Newfound Glory  Dating Service Robert Poole
Boy Crazy New Found Glory Michaal Jackson's Neverland Ranch Payne
A Boy Named Sue Johnny Cash Gender Reassignment Clinic dwasifar
A Boy Named Sue Johnny Cash Transvestites Anonymous sh@rk_bite
Boy Wanted Ella Fitzgerald Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Payne
BOYS Britney Spears Catholic Church LifelessEyelid
Boys Britney Spears NAMBLA anonymous
Boys Britney Spears Gay Marriage Counseling guess who
Boys The Beatles Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch pickle*
Boys and Girls Blur Transgender Support Line Starving Hobo
Boys And Girls Good Charlotte Micheal Jackson's Home Phone Logan Smith
Boys Light Up Australian Crawl Quit Smoking Hotline ivanhoe fats
Boys Will Be Boys Backstreet Boys Spousal Abuse Hotline knelly
Brain Damage Pink Floyd Psychiatric Hospital Quadrax
Brain Damage Pink Floyd Whitfield Mental Hospital Gustav Deuchman
Brain Damage Eminem Brain Surgery tictacs941
Brain Stew Green Day Insomniac Clinic The Punster
Brain Stew Green Day SAT Preperation Office Corrina Hopper
Brain Stew Green Day Brain Surgeon Jillian
Brand New Key Melanie Locksmiths Richard Davies
Brat Green Day The super nanny Franka
Break Down Here Julie Roberts Hertz Car Rental Edward
Break Free Ariana Grande Prison Dongquan
Break Me, Shake Me Savage Garden Seizures Helpline Annie
Break Me, Shake Me Savage Garden Domestic Violence Shelter Fbug
Break My Stride Matthew Wilder Gray Davis's Office Leah Lockhart
Break On Through (To The Other Side) The Doors Security Enforcing Advice Sean
Break So Easily Mighty Mighty Bosstones China/glass shop Lark
Break Stuff Limp Bizkit A Repair Man Deirdre
Break Stuff Limp Bizkit Moving Company Guise
Break Stuff Limp Bizkit Anger Management Syncronos
Break The Rules Status Quo Madonna's answering machine Pickle
Break The Rules Namie Amuro School Board Jerseymilkferrets
Breakaway Kelly Clarkson Codependency Therapy Bev
Breakaway Kelly Clarkson Glue Company Hillary
Breakdown Tantric Ford Motors Dustin
Breakdown Seether Car insurance Anonymous
Breakdown Relient K Depression Clinic Silas
Breakfast Lambretta Weight Watchers Lena
Breakfast At Tiffany's Deep Blue Something Anorexia Treatment Center Elijah McNeish
Breakfast At Tiffany's Deep Blue Something Tiffany's Lucy
Breakfast At Tiffany's  Deep Blue Something Waffle House Miki Koishikawa
Breakin' The Law Judas Priest NYPD nightrain express
Breaking Bad Main Title Theme Dave Porter The Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) Evan
Breaking The Girl Red Hot Chili Peppers Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN) Mr Stiffy
Breaking The Habit Linkin Park Stop Smoking Hotline Ed
Breaking The Habit Linkin Park Cutting rehab (For people who cut themselves) or drug rehab Katie
Breaking The Habit Linkin Park Center For Addiction And Mental Health Ari
Breaking the Habit Linkin Park Pharmacy LP Fan
Breaking The Habit Linkin Park Drug Rehab reteshcekim
Breaking The Law Judas Priest School and police station Worawat
Breaking The Law Judah Priest Courts, Police Station, Sheriff Departments Pong
Breaking Up The Girl Garbage Divorce Lawyer Jess
Breakout Foo Fighters Spot Removal Cream Figgy
Breakout Swing Out Sister Atari Games Larcen Tyler
Breakout Swing Out Sister Dermatologist's Office kookoodee
Breakout Swing Out Sister Any prison Dan P
The Breakup Song Greg Kihn Band Marriage Counselling Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
Breathe Taylor Swift Funeral Parlor melinda
Breathe Blu Cantrell and Sean Paul Asthma helpline Natasha
Breathe The Prodigy Lung Cancer Clinic Wally P.
Breathe Anna Nalick Asthma/Emphysema Hotline Ed
Breathe Faith Hill Intensive Care Unit Crys
Breathe Faith Hill Asthma Clinic Hope
Breathe And Stop Q Tip Nursing Home gillian

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