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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> B, Page 3

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with B, Page 3

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Because I Got High Afroman Drug rehab clinic Lloyd
Because I Got High Afroman Drugs Rehab Centre Wally P.
"Because I Got High" Afroman Hazelden Iludium Phosdex
Because of You Ne-Yo Sex addiction or infidelity helpline  Rocky Mak
Because Of You Kelly Clarkson Co-dependency hotline Diddims
Because Of You Kelly Clarkson Self-Esteem Counselling Diddims
Because You Loved Me Celine Dion Paternity Testing Clinic Chase Waggoner
Beds Are Burning Midnight Oil Fire Brigade FussBudgetVanPelt
Been A Son Nirvana Sex Change Operations Oscar Rosales
Been Caught Stealin' Jane's Addiction State Penitentiary  Legion
Been Caught Stealing Jane's Addiction Winoda Ryder's answering machine Ezra
Been Caught Stealing Jane's Addiction Shoplifters Anonymous weyKiller
Been Caught Stealing Jane's Addiction Anyone Associated With Enron Urban Peace Artist
Been Caught Stealing Jane's Addiction Kleptomaniacs Anonymous SisterGirl
Been So Long Anita Baker Long Lost Relatives Support Network  lady cutie
Beep Beep The Playmates A Police Station JesusGeek
Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out The Barrel) Unknown Alcoholics Anonymous Donna W
Beer Bong/Drugs Are Good NOFX Drug/Alcohol Abuse kat
Beer For My Horses Toby Keith & Willie Nelson ASPCA crazydon
Before He Cheats Carrie Underwood marriage counselor Sarah
Before He Cheats Carrie Underwood divorce lawyer Sarah
Before He Cheats Carrie Underwood brothel Sarah
Before I Die Mushroomhead Nursing Home bbb
Before I Forget Slipknot Alzheimer's Care Home  Hodan
Before I Go Unwritten Law Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Before It Explodes Charice Bomb disposal squad Felicity Merriman
Before the Worst The Script Marriage Counselling Dongquan
Before You Accuse Me Creedence Clearwater Revival Divorce Lawyer Bill S
The Beginning Of The End  HIM Suicide hotline t
Behind Blue Eyes The Who Prison for the criminally insane Death_Zero
Behind Closed Doors Rise Against Help for claustrophobia Franka
Believe Cher Divorce lawyer Joelle
Bend And Break Keane Chiropractor Beth
Bend Me Shape Me American Breed Chiropractic Office Tim O'Heron
Bennie & The Jets Elton John Hockey Fans In Winnipeg Catch
Benny And The Jets Elton John NFL Stadiums in Foxboro, Miami & Buffalo Ryan Harder
Bent Matchbox Twenty Bob Dole's Answering Machine DJ
Bent Matchbox Twenty Erectile Dysfunction Anxiety Hotline Jacob
Bermuda Triangle Blues (Flight 45) Blondie Any Airline Company Genevieve
Berry Dir en Grey Child Abuse Helpline Mark
Best Funeral This Week Shadows Over Silence Funeral home satan
The Best Is Yet To Come Frank Sinatra Tony Blair's answering machine Pickle
Best Of My Love The Eagles Divorce lawyer Gopher Holes
Better Be Home Soon Crowded House Missing Persons Hotline Kerianne
Better do Better Hard-Fi Domestic Violence Counselling Dongquan
Better Love Next Time Dr. Hook Infertility Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
Better Off Alone Alice Deejay Group Therapy Fabio
Better Off Alone Alice Deejay Marriage Counseling Hotline duhnees
Better Off Alone Alice Deejay Wedding Planning Agency ObLaBlah
Better Off Dead New Found Glory Suicide Helpline Jeffrey Hope
Better Off Dead New Found Glory Prisoners' Relatives Hotline ficticious
Better The Devil You Know Kylie Minogue Church Cecilia
Better To Be Lonely Tammin Sursok Marriage Counselling Angel19
Betterman Pearl Jam Domestic Abuse Crisis Hotline Jess
Betterman Pearl Jam Wedding Supplies Regos the Sane
Between a Man and a Woman Reba McEntire LGBT Rights JohnFedorchak
Beverly Hills Weezer Beverly Hills Town Hall kevin
Beyond The Last Horizon Ayreon Funeral homes pickle*
Bible Basher Deicide Fundamentalist Christian church Face Smasher
Bicycle Race Queen Tour De France Vacation Packages WhizkidF (aka Whiz Kid Forte)
Bicycle Race Queen BMX Chris AKA Dogpunk
Bidi Bidi Bom Bom Selena Speech Therapist Da Phoenix
Big & Rich Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy Jerry Jones/Dallas Cowboys office Odie Garfield
Big B***s AC/DC Escort Service Stobes
Big Baby Stackridge Anyone Who Complains About Loud Music On Television Programmes pickle*
Big Balls AC/DC Urologist Mark
Big Balls AC/DC Testicular Injury Treatment brainstem
Big Boned Gal k d lang Pete Waterman Limited pickle*
Big Bottom Spinal Tap Weight Watchers kit
Big Butt Bobby Jimmy and the Critters Proctologist's Office funny
Big House Audio Adrenaline Reality TV Amy Valentine
Big Log Robert Plant Ex-Lax princejellyfish
The Big Money Rush Wall Street carly_carlz
Big Sky Kate Bush Agoraphobics Hotline KooKooDee
Big Tears (Mean Nothing) Elvis Costello Depression Help Hotline Karls Junior
The Big Three Killed My Baby White Stripes Automobile Company Jeff J
Big Time Peter Gabriel Weight Watchers Ean
Big Yellow Taxi Counting Crows Forest Preservation Ka
Bigger Than My Body John Mayer Jenny Craig roachc420
Bigmouth Strikes Again The Smiths FBI Informant Hotline Jason C. Reeher
Bigmouth Strikes Again The Smiths Women's Help Center Melody
Billie Jean Michael Jackson DNA Testing Lab Tyg
Billie Jean Michael Jackson Paternity Testing Clinic Shane
Billion Dollar Babies Alice Cooper New York Stock Exchange A E Anderson
Billionaire Bruno Mars ft. Travis McCoy Wall Street Dongquan
Bills, Bills, Bills Destiny's Child IRS Tax Department Jan
Billy Don't Be A Hero Paper Lace Army Recruitment Office Richard Davies
Billy Don't Be A Hero Bo Donaldson And The Heywoods Army Recruiting Center  XRaySpecks
Binge Papa Roach Eating Disorder Hotline Fifi Louise Trixibelle
Bird Dog The Everly Brothers Canine Obediance School Marian
The Bitch Is Back Elton John Dog Pound Josh Hauck
Bite The Bullet Machine Head Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Bits And Pieces  The Dave Clark Five Surgeon's Office JesusGeek
Bizarre Love Triangle New Order Divorce Hotline dizrythmia
Black Pearl Jam KKK brainstem
Black and White Three Dog Night Michael Jackson's House Rachel
Black Coffee In Bed Squeeze Dry Cleaners Martha Irvin
Black Country Rock David Bowie UKIP pickle
Black Country Rock David Bowie UKIP pickle
Black Dog Led Zeppelin Animal Shelter carly_carlz

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