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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> B, Page 6
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with B, Page 6
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Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Break So Easily | Mighty Mighty Bosstones | China/glass shop | Lark | |||
| Break Stuff | Limp Bizkit | A Repair Man | Deirdre | |||
| Break Stuff | Limp Bizkit | Moving Company | Guise | |||
| Break Stuff | Limp Bizkit | Anger Management | Syncronos | |||
| Break The Rules | Status Quo | Madonna's answering machine | Pickle | |||
| Break The Rules | Namie Amuro | School Board | Jerseymilkferrets | |||
| Breakaway | Kelly Clarkson | Codependency Therapy | Bev | |||
| Breakaway | Kelly Clarkson | Glue Company | Hillary | |||
| Breakdown | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | Bipolar rehab center | Kerry | |||
| Breakdown | Seether | Car insurance | Anonymous | |||
| Breakdown | Tantric | Ford Motors | Dustin | |||
| Breakdown | Relient K | Depression Clinic | Silas | |||
| Breakfast | Lambretta | Weight Watchers | Lena | |||
| Breakfast At Tiffany's | Deep Blue Something | Anorexia Treatment Center | Elijah McNeish | |||
| Breakfast At Tiffany's | Deep Blue Something | Tiffany's | Lucy | |||
| Breakfast At Tiffany's | Deep Blue Something | Waffle House | Miki Koishikawa | |||
| Breakin' The Law | Judas Priest | NYPD | nightrain express | |||
| Breaking Bad Main Title Theme | Dave Porter | The Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) | Evan | |||
| Breaking The Girl | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN) | Mr Stiffy | |||
| Breaking The Habit | Linkin Park | Stop Smoking Hotline | Ed | |||
| Breaking the Habit | Linkin Park | Pharmacy | LP Fan | |||
| Breaking The Habit | Linkin Park | Center For Addiction And Mental Health | Ari | |||
| Breaking The Habit | Linkin Park | Drug Rehab | reteshcekim | |||
| Breaking The Habit | Linkin Park | Cutting rehab (For people who cut themselves) or drug rehab | Katie | |||
| Breaking The Law | Judas Priest | Dominic Cummings' answering machine | pickle | |||
| Breaking The Law | Judas Priest | School and police station | Worawat | |||
| Breaking The Law | Judah Priest | Courts, Police Station, Sheriff Departments | Pong | |||
| Breaking Up The Girl | Garbage | Divorce Lawyer | Jess | |||
| Breakout | Swing Out Sister | Atari Games | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Breakout | Foo Fighters | Spot Removal Cream | Figgy | |||
| Breakout | Swing Out Sister | Any prison | Dan P | |||
| Breakout | Swing Out Sister | Dermatologist's Office | kookoodee | |||
| The Breakup Song | Greg Kihn Band | Marriage Counselling Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Breathe | Taylor Swift | Funeral Parlor | melinda | |||
| Breathe | The Prodigy | Lung Cancer Clinic | Wally P. | |||
| Breathe | Blu Cantrell and Sean Paul | Asthma helpline | Natasha | |||
| Breathe | Faith Hill | Intensive Care Unit | Crys | |||
| Breathe | Anna Nalick | Asthma/Emphysema Hotline | Ed | |||
| Breathe | Faith Hill | Asthma Clinic | Hope | |||
| Breathe And Stop | Q Tip | Nursing Home | gillian | |||
| Breathe No More | Evanescence | Hospital | Amy Lee | |||
| Breathless | The Corrs | Respiratory Specialist | Sara* | |||
| Breathless | The Corrs | American Lung Association | Ed | |||
| Breed | Snake River Conspiracy | Artificial Insemination | Aaron Saraco | |||
| Brick | Ben Folds Five | Home Depot | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Brick | Ben Folds Five | Keira Knightly's Answering Machine | pickle* | |||
| Brick by Boring Brick | Paramore | Real estate homes | Anonymous | |||
| Brick House | The Commodores | Obesity Help Hotline | JC Foster | |||
| Brickhouse | The Commodores | Palm Harbor Homes (Mobile Homes) | Bill S | |||
| Bridges To Burn | Charlie A'Court | Pyromaniac's anonymous | Diane | |||
| Bright Eyes | Art Garfunkel | Opticians' Office | Dennis Pickle | |||
| Bright Lights | Matchbox Twenty | Gremlins | retsehcekim | |||
| Brilliant Disguise | Bruce Springsteen | Witness Protection Program | Laurel | |||
| Bring 'Em Back Alive | Audioslave | White House (George W. Bush administration) | Amanda Barton | |||
| Bring Em Back Alive | AudioSlave | Funeral Home | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Bring Her Down To Cripple Town | Rob Zombie | Hospital For The Physically Disabled | ray | |||
| Bring Me Some Water | Melissa Ethridge | 911 | Eric Shannon | |||
| Bring Me Some Water | Melissa Etheridge | Drought Assistance Hotline | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Bring Me Some Water | Melissa Etheridge | Phoenix (AZ) Emergency Rescue Hotline | Indomitus | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | Funeral Parlour | PJ | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | Emergency Ward | tictacs941 | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | A Funeral Home | Edward | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | Hospital | freak27 | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | Mortuary | Cecilia | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | Funeral Home | Greesha | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | Coroner | Tia | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | Cryogenics Lab | Shelly | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evanecence | Cardiac Wing Of Any Hospital | Zietgiest | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evenescence | Funeral Home | ash | |||
| Bring Me To Life | Evanescence | Funeral Home | RatFaceLace | |||
| Bring On The Men | Linda Eder | Sex Addicts Anonymous | phishphan | |||
| Bring On The Rain | JoDee Messina | Any roofing company | Jessie W. | |||
| Bring The Boys Back Home | Pink Floyd | Tony Blair's answering machine | Pickle* | |||
| Bring The Noise | Public Enemy | Library | Charlie Decker | |||
| Bring The Pain | Method Man | Sadists Anonymous | Greg Boize | |||
| Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter | Iron Madien | Butcher Shop | Ben | |||
| Bringing On The Heartbreak | Def Leppard | Dating service | nightrain express | |||
| Bringing On The Heartbreak | Def Leppard | Heart clinic | nightrain express | |||
| Broken | Tears for Fears | Repair shop | Martha Irvin | |||
| Broken | 12 Stones | Do-It-Yourself Helpline | Erica | |||
| Broken | Seether | Furniture Store | Ed | |||
| Broken Arrow | Rod Stewart | National Archery Association | Tatiana | |||
| Broken Arrow | Rod Stewart | Archery School | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Broken Hearted | Brandy | Break-Up Support Line | lady cutie | |||
| Broken Hearts Are For A**holes | Frank Zappa | Marriage Counsler | Mr.Small | |||
| Broken Home | Papa Roach | Social Services | Nina Cayley | |||
| Broken Home | Papa Roach | Real Estate Agency | Billy Boyd | |||
| Broken Silence | Foxy Brown | Suicide Hotline | DarkDan | |||
| Broken Wings | Mr. Mister | Veterinary Clinic | Liz | |||
| Broken Wings | Mr. Mister | Airline | Peter | |||
| Broken Wings | Mr. Mister | Veterinary Clinic | Liz | |||
| Brokenhearted | Karmin | Divorce hotline | Dongquan | |||
| Brown Sugar | Rolling Stones | KKK, Neo-Nazis, etc.. | TeddyBear | |||
| Brown Sugar | Rolling Stones | Thomas Jefferson Home/Monticello Tours | cd | |||
| Brown Sugar | The Rolling Stones | NAACP | rocky | |||
| Brown Sugar | Rolling Stones | Weight Watchers | nightrain express | |||
| Bruised | The Bens | Women's Abuse Helpline | shvilkavitz | |||
| Bubble Toes | Jack Johnson | Podiatrist's office | Wahoowa | |||
| Buddy Knox | Somebody Touched Me | Rape/Molestation Victim Helpline | Diddims | |||
| Buggin' Out | A Tribe Called Quest | Pest Control | Garrison |
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