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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> B, Page 2

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Bad Penny Blues Humphrey Lyttleton Sheldon's answering machine (The Big Bang Theory) Pickle
Bad Religion Godsmack Any Religious group wadded beef
Bad Reputation Joan Jett Attorney Edgar Snyder (or any attorney) Cassandra
Bad Reputation Joan Jett & the Blackhearts Any Abstinance Program cygna vamp
Bad Romance Lady GaGa Marriage Divorce Counselling Dongquan
Bad to the Bone George Thorogood and the Destroyers  Report-a-Criminal Hotline Queen Amidala
Bad To The Bone George Thorogood Doctor or X-Ray Technician Danielle
The Bad Touch Bloodhound Gang Child Molestation Hotline Danielle
The Bad Touch Bloodhound Gang The Discovery Channel kt
The Bad Touch Bloodhound Gang Tiger Wood's Answering Machine carly_carlz
The Bad Touch Bloodhound Gang Massage Therapist, Chiropractor Kitty
The Bad Touch Bloodhound Gang Abstinence Group Opinion Girl
The Bad Touch The Bloodhound Gang Rape Hotline Wally P.
Bad Water Gene Watson drinking water agency Robert
Baggy Trousers Madness School ClarinetMad
Bald-Headed Woman The Who Britney Spears' answering service Kathy
Bales Of Cocaine The Reverend Horton Heat Narcotics Anonymous saverock'n'roll@saverock'n'roll.org
Ball Of Confusion The Temptations Any Televangelist Prayer Line Paul Warren
Ballad Of The Green Berets SSgt. Barry Sadler US Army Recruting satrain18
Ballbreaker AC/DC Male Reproductive Surgeon weathergirl123
The Ballerina Is Not Getting Closer Tomas Bodin Kate Bush News & Information Pickle
Ballroom Blitz Sweet Ballroom Dancing studio MAGick
The Ballroom Blitz The Sweet ISIS' answering machine MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Balls To The Wall Accept Bowling Alley MCSEMan23
Banana Boat Raffi Dole Kara
The Band Played Waltzing Matilda Clancy Brothers Veteran's Home Lord Zorlock
Bang Eve 6 Bomb squad RevengeFromMars YouTube
Bang Bang Bang Tracy Chapman NRA Brett
Bang! Bang! (My Baby Shot Me Down) Cher Dick Cheney's Office Glenn
Bang, Bang Vanilla Fudge National Rifle Association Hotline The Madman
"Bang, Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)" Cher National Rifle Association Iludium Phosdex
Banned In The USA 2Live Crew FCC anonymous
Barbie Girl Aqua Sindy Doll Productions parisa
Barbie Girl Aqua Feminist Organization Diddims
Barbie Girl Aqua Mattel Guise
Barely Breathing Duncan Sheik American Lung Association/Lung Cancer Helpline Ed
Barely Breathing Duncan Sheik Hospice, Intensive Care Ward Dar
Bargain The Who Nordstrom carly_carlz
Bark At The Moon Ozzy Osbourne Sleep Clinic Lee
Barney's On Fire Weird Al Yankovic PBS GB
Barney's Theme (I Love You, You Love Me) Theme Song Ray Barone's House kid
Barracuda Heart Aquarium/pet store Ed
Bartender (hed) p.e. Alchoholics Anonymous wadded beef
Basic Thugonomics John Cena College Course Applications John Cena
Basket Case Green Day Police Station/ Drug Abuse Hotline mairi
Basket Case Greenday Mental Hospital Alfie
Basketball Jones Cheech & Chong NBA Jake
Bastards Of Young The Replacements AARP Pocketfox
Bathwater No Doubt Hydrophobic Hotline Tony
Batter Up Marv Any Baseball player's answering machine Marv
Batter Up Marv Weight Watchers Marv
Battle Of Evermore Led Zeppelin Disabled Veterans Of America Acrylic
Battle Without Honour Of Humanity Tomoyasu Hotei Republican Re-election Commission Kevin Breslin
Bawitdaba Kid Rock Speech Therapy ficticious
BBC Ming Tea ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, CNN news channels British Bullcrap
BBC Ming Tea England's Channel 4 movie
BBC Ming Tea NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, CNN nesw movie
BBC Ming Tea Channel 4 (British television network) Drewzi
Be All, End All Anthrax Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Be Free Papa Roach Prison Tim
Be My Escape Relient K Prison MandaRuth-a-licious
Be My Escape Relient K Prison Rockerchik
Be Quiet And Drive Deftones Drag Racing Society SUm1 SUXXX
Beast Of Blood Malice Mizer Red Cross Mengami-chan
The Beat Goes On Sonny and Cher American Heart Association Martha Irvin
Beat It Michael Jackson Sperm Bank DJ
Beat it Michael Jackson Masturbation Addiction Hotline David
Beat It Michael Jackson Domestic Violence Yaxe
Beat It Michael Jackson NYPD/LAPD etc been_a_son
Beat It Michael Jackson Domestic Abuse Prevention kevin
Beat It Michael Jackson any kind of hotline Sarah
Beat It Michael Jackson Los Angeles Police Department VJON
Beat It Michael Jackson Child Abuse Hotline kk19131
Beat It Michael Jackson Karate School Ryan Harder
Beat It Michael Jackson Low Self-Esteem Support Group Jerseymilkferrets
The Beat Of Love Voice Of The Beehive Domestic Violence Hotline The Skuz
Beat On The Brat The Ramones Anger Management Danielle
Beat On The Brat The Ramones Child Abuse Hotline ObLaBlah
Beautiful Christina Aguilera Plastic Surgeon Brooke
Beautiful Christina Aguilera Plastic Surgery Clinic JEAN
Beautiful Snoop Dogg Burn Ward duhnees
Beautiful Christina Aguilera Weight Watchers Frank
Beautiful  Christina Aguilera Plastic Surgery Clinic VJMorales
Beautiful Day U2 Depression CLinic Milkashakesa
Beautiful Day U2 Severe Weather Hotline Ali
Beautiful Disaster Kelly Clarkson Carnival Cruise Lines Ed
Beautiful Girls Sean Kingston Dating Service Daniel L
The Beautiful People Marilyn Manson Plastic Surgeon's Office agent nerve
Beautiful People Marilyn Manson Self-Esteem Support Group Hotline HIV
The Beautiful People Marilyn Manson Children's doctor office Good Charlotte, Marilyn Manson and Eminem I love you guys!!!!
The Beautiful People Marilyn Manson Modelling Agency ficticious
Beautiful People Marilyn Manson Beauty Pageant ray
Beautiful Stranger Madonna Missing Persons Hotline Opinion Girl
Beautiful, Dirty, Rich Lady Gaga Homeless Shelter Nathan Elia
Beautifully Broken Ashlee Simpson Sex Abuse Hotline AVM
Beauty & Stupid Hide Hair Salon hedi
Beauty And The Beast Celine Dion And Peabo Bryson Any Bestiality Porn Company ObLaBlah
Beauty and the Beast Disney's 'Beauty And The Beast' Any telephone dating service ^v^ RAAAAAAAAWWR! ^v^
Beauty and the Beast Celine Dion and Peabo Bryson Marriage Counselor Jerseymilkferrets
Because I Got High Afroman Drug Helpline Jessica

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