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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with H, Page 2

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Have Mercy ZZ Top Police department nightrain express
Have You Ever Seen The Rain? Creedence Clearwater Revival Hurricane Katrina/ Hurricane Rita Outreach Center Jess
Have You Ever Seen The Rain? Creedence Clearwater Revival Weather station in drought stricken areas Indy
Have You Ever Seen The Rain? Creedence Clearwater Revival National Weather Service MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Have You Seen Her Face? The Byrds Institute For The Blind Evan
Have You Seen Her? The Chi-Lites Missing Person Hotline Laurel
Have You Seen Her? The Chi-Lites Detective Agency Laurel
Have You Seen Me Lately? Counting Crows Missing Child Hotline SisterGirl
Have You Seen the Saucers? Jefferson Airplane Area 51  Death_Zero
Haven't Got Time For The Pain  Carly Simon Hospital bill volkmer
Havin' A Blast Green Day Anti Terrorism Hotline fan enough to accept their talent has limits
Havin' A Blast Green Day Postal Service Saint Jimmy
Havin' My Baby Paul Anka Paternity DNA Lab Dan Pitney
Hazard Richard Marx  Nebraska Tourism Commission  Bob
Hazard Richard Marx  Nebraska Tourism Commission  Bob
He Did With Me Vicki Lawrence Marriage Counselling Service FussBudgetVanPelt
He Don't Love You Human Nature Divorce Counselling Service Maddie
He Don't Love You Human Nature Relationship Counselling Marv
He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss) The Crystal Domestic Abuse Hotline Ra'akone
He Hit Me (And It Felt Like A Kiss) The Crystals Stan Collymore's answering machine pickle*
He Touched Me Elvis Presley NAMBLA phishphan
He Touched Me Barbra Streisand Child Molestation Helpline Diddims
He Touched Me Barbra Streisand Rape Helpline Diddims
He Wasn't Man Enough For Me Toni Braxton Penis Enlargement ScorpioSistah
He's A Rebel The Crystals Youth Counseling Hotline been_a_son
He's A Woman - She's A Man The Scorpions Sex Change Clinic Eric Andrews
He's Alive Dolly Parton Morgue/Cemetary Diddims
He's Just No Good For You Mental As Anything Women's Refuge FussBudgetVanPelt
He's Misstra Know-It-All Stevie Wonder MENSA miss bad example
Head Like A Hole Nine Inch Nails Suicide hotline newrock
Head On Collision New Found Glory Accident And Injury Lawyers Yahiko
Head On Collision New Found Glory Car Demolition Derby Wasted
Head On Collision New Found Glory Insurance Company Joey
Head On Collision New Found Glory Towing Service Junior
Head On Collison New Found Glory Hospital Joey
Head Over Feet Alanis Morissette Gymnastics group moonset87
Heads Are Gonna Roll Judas Priest Nick Berg's Home 61*
Heads Are Gonna Roll Judas Priest Death Row hardrock
Heads Are Gonna Roll Judas Priest Al-Sadr's Headquarters bad
Headstrong Trapt Rape Victims Hotline solie
Heal Me No Vacancy Doctor Or Hospital turkoizdog
Hear That Sound INXS Hearing aid clinic Donna W
Hear The Drummer Get Wicked Chad Jackson Rene Zellweger's Answering Machine pickle*
Hear You Me Jimmy Eat World Grammar School anon
Hearshot Kid Disaster Coheed and Cambria NRA Katy
Heart Attack Olivia Newton-John Cardiologist's office Drewzi
Heart Attack Olivia Newton-John McDonald's and other fast food burger places Sheila Oh
Heart Attack Darren Hayes 911 Diana
Heart Attack Olivia Newton-John VP Dick Cheney's office Aussie
Heart Attack Olivia Newton-John McDonald's and other fast food burger places Sheila Oh
Heart Don't Lie LaToya Jackson VP Dick Cheney's office soul ii
Heart Of A Dragon Dragonforce Heart transplant Anonymous
Heart Of Glass Blondie Cardiologist's Office Edward
Heart Of Stone Rolling Stones Cardiologist's Office  Peter
Heart Shaped Box Nirvana Cancer treatment center been_a_son
Heart-Shaped Box Nirvana Jewelry Company Sam
Heartache Tonight The Eagles Dating Service Gopher Holes
Heartbeat Don Johnson Cardiologist effuhz
Heartbeat Like A Drum Flock Of Seagulls Heart Attack Relief Centre FlockFan
Heartbreaker Mariah Carey Cardiologist been_a_son
Heartbreaker Pat Benatar Cardiologist's Office Travis Butler
Hearts Marty Balin Heart Donor/Heart Patient clinic MOR
The Heat Is On Glenn Frey Fire Department Larcen Tyler
The Heat Is On Glenn Frey Low Income Energy Assistance Fbug
The Heat Is On Glenn Frey Fire Department Larcen Tyler
The Heat Is On Glenn Frey Al Gore's office toto2
Heat Of The Moment Asia Heat Stroke Prevention Hotline Mike engle
Heat Wave Martha & The Vandellas Summer of 2006 Weather Information Toto2
Heaven Live Atheist Organization Katie
Heaven DJ Sammy Satanic Gathering Group charlotte
Heaven DJ Sammy And Yanou Atheist Organizations Krista
Heaven Coming Down Tea Party Promo for 'Chicken Little' movie Erica
Heaven Forbid The Fray Funeral Dongquan
Heaven Is Here Sarah Brightman Atheist's Organization Winnie
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now The Smiths The Samaritans miss bad example
Heaven's A Lie Lacuna Coil Church Nightshadowliver
Heaven's A Lie Lacuna Coil Christian Association tjjjzz
Heaven's A Lie Lacuna Coil Any Church Mistress Onixx
Heaven's A Lie Lacuna Coil Any Church diablos901
Heaven's On Fire Star Any place of worship Jeffrey Hope
Heaven's On Fire Star Fire Station Laura~
Heavy Cross The Gossip Church Dongquan
Helena My Chemical Romance Helena, Montana Chamber of Commerce goth
Helena My Chemical Romance Helena Bonham Carter's answering machine goth
Hell Awaits Slayer Funeral Organiser Richard
Hell Awaits Venom TV Evangelist Donation Hotline Patrice
Hell Is For Children Pat Benetar Sunday School kookoodee
Hell Is For Children Pat Benetar Nickelodeon Josh
The Hell Song Sum 41 Church Badger Knight
The Hell Song Sum 41 Funeral Home TheMatrixKid
Hell's Bells AC/DC Catholic Church Scandia
Hello Lionel Richie Missing Person's Clinic Hayley
Hello Again Neil Diamond Telephone Harrassment Report Line Ingeborg S. Nordén
Hello From Venus Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies Test Signal From Mars Probe Indomitus
Hello Mr. Heartache Dixie Chicks Heart & Stroke Foundation Lindz
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah Allan Sherman Summer Camp Fbug
Hello, Goodbye The Beatles Short Term Memory Loss Help Group Death_Zero
Hello, I Love You The Doors Stalking victims helpline Diddims
Hello, I Love You The Doors Sex Hotline Wood
Help Beatles Dell Tech Support Colorado Kid

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