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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> R, Page 2

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with R, Page 2

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Relax Frankie Goes To Hollywood Premature Ejaculation Support Group Cookie-man
Release Me Agnes Sexual Assault Hotline Dongquan
Release Me Engelbert Humperdinck Sony Records (or Fiona Apple's answering machine) pickle*
Release Me Wilson Phillips Maximum Security Prison Ed
Release Me Engelbert Humperdinck Prison Matt Donnelly
Release Me Agnes Marriage Divorce Counselling Dongquan
Relight My Fire Dan Hartman/Take That Fire Department Mark Scott
Remedy Seether Pharmacy Ashy
Remedy Black Crowes Narcotics Anonymous M. Pucciarelli
Remember Me Hoobastank Amnesia Hotline Freedom Rock
Remember The Time Michael Jackson Amnesia Clinic Myron
Remember To Breathe Dashboard Confessional American Lung Association Kjersti
Remind Me Royksopp Memory Loss Clinic kaosblaze
Renegade Styx Police Crime Report Hotline Jonathan C
Renegade Styx Police Station floosy
Reproduction Tab Hunter Planned Parenthood Grease Monkey
Rescue Me You Me at Six Suicide Hotline Dongquan
Rescue Me Zebrahead Lifeguard Class Beichan
Rest In Pieces Saliva Honda TheMatrixKid
Restless Flash & The Pan Insomnia clinic Bucky Goldstein
Return of the Mack Mark Morrison Apple Store Woo
Return of the Red Baron Royal Guardsmen Red Baron Pizza Jeffrey Hope
Return of the Revolution Supertones Political Party Admiral Memo
Return To Innocence Enigma Criminal Defense Lawyer or Bill Clinton's office Jerseymilkferrets
Return To Sender Elvis Presley Post Office Dustin
Return To Sender Elvis Presley Post Office Deranged Hermit
Reunited Peaches and Herb Missing persons hotline  Edward
Reunited Peaches & Herb Divorce Lawyer Ingeborg S. Norden
Revolution Beatles Black Lives Matter Tarzan
Revolution Beatles Antifa Tarzan
Revolution The Beatles Peace Corps Compuguy221
Revolution Nine The Beatles Obsessive/Compulsive Help Clinic Ace
Revolution Number 9 The Beatles Peyton Manning's agent Martha Hankins
Rhythms Sum 41 Heart Mumur retsehcekim
Rice Is Nice The Lemon Pipers Chinese restaurant Raphael
Rich Girl Gwen Stefani w/ Eve Debt Reduction or Bankruptcy Agency Jamal
Rich Girl Hall & Oates Paris Hilton's Answering Machine Chuck Sizzle
Rich Girl Hall & Oates Save The Children B'dale boy
Richard Hung Himself Slayer Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Richard Hung Himself DI Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Ride The Vines Car Pooling Organization CGRYo
Ride On Time Black Box Connex (Australian railway operators) neptunevsmars
Ride The Lightning Metallica Texas Prison System ironman
Ride The Lightning Metallica Burn Ward agent nerve
Ride The Wings Of Pestilence From First To Last Funeral Home Rebecca
Ridin' Dirty Chamillionaire Sherriff's Office Grismary
Ridin' Solo Jason Derulo Online Dating Service Dongquan
Ridin' The Storm Out REO Speedwagon The Breeders Cup MikeRa
Ridin' The Storm Out REO Speedwagon National Weather Service Matt Donnelly
Right Here, Right Now Jesus Jones Sex Addicts Anonymous Diddims
Right Now KoRn Red Lobster hardrock
Right Now KoRn Denny's hardrock
Right Now KoRn Any business that puts you on hold hardrock
Ring Of Fire Johnny Cash Curry House BobyBird 7:18
Ring Of Fire The 3rd And The Mortal Pyromaniacs Helpline weirdkid106
Ring Of Fire Johnny Cash Makers of Perpetration H meQal
Ring of Fire Johnny Cash California State Geological Survey Raphael
Ring Of Fire Johnny Cash Fire Dept. Stockton
Ring Of Fire Johnny Cash Hemerrhoid Information Line Jimbo
Ring Of Fire Johnny Cash Fire Department Matt Donnelly
Ring Of Fire Johnny Cash  Catholic Chruch Monica
Ringo Lorne Greene Ringo Starr's Answering Machine John C
Rio Duran Duran Brasilia, Brazil Chamber of Commerce newave
Riot Girl Good Charlotte Anti-Violence Campaign/Police Station/FBI Anna loves JT
Riot Girl Good Charlotte Anger Management Chynna
Riot Girl Good Charlotte Kathleen Hanna (original riot girl)'s house Lucy
Riot Girl Good Charlotte Police lonewolf
Rise Up Parachute Club Erectile Dysfunction Support Group Bobby23Skidoo
Rise Up Lazarus Patty Loveless Macy's JohnFedorchak
Roaches Bobby Jimmy Restaurant/Kitchen funny
Road Leads Where It's Led The Secret Machines Travel Agency Kaiti
Road To Hell Chris Rea Hell, Michigan Chamber of Commerce Rock Maninoff
Road To Hell Chris Rea Church Ocean-Sirius
Roam The B-52s Coronavirus hotline Tarzan
The Robots Kraftwerk Robotics companies MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Rock 'N Roll Ain't Noise Pollution AC/DC Sean Connery's answering machine pickle*
Rock And Roll Music Chuck Berry Country Music Awards Bill S
Rock And Roll N***** Marilyn Manson Racism Victim's Helpline  paperdollmisery@aol.com
Rock Bottom Eminem Psychiatrist's Office Salma
Rock DJ Robbie Williams Classical Music Radio Station KooKooDee
Rock Lobster The B-52's Maine Office of Tourism Yello Jello
Rock Lobster The B-52's Seafood restaurant Jake
Rock N' Roll N***** Patti Smith Ron Atkinson pickle*
Rock Of Ages Def Leppard Pyromaniacs Help Center Aninnymouse
Rock The Casbah The Clash Saddam Hussein's Palace Natalie
Rock The Casbah The Clash Iraqi Coalition Provisional Authority Bill Borde
Rock The Casbah The Clash Osama Bin Laden's Hideout Mazotti
Rock The Casbah Clash Fundamentalist Muslim Organization Thunderbolt
Rock You Like a Hurricane Scorpions Flood/Disaster Hotline Harry
Rock You Like A Hurricane The Scorpions Any Disaster Relief Service Jeffrey Hope
Rock You Like A Hurricane The Scorpions The Weather Channel Ed
Rock You Like A Hurricane Scorpions Hurricane Katrina Relief Matt D
The Rockafeller Skank Fatboy Slim Victoria Beckham's PR department pickle*
Rocket Def Leppard Roger Clemens's Answering Machine Harry
Rocket Man Elton John NASA Pacothetacoman
Rocket Man Elton John Viagra, Levitra Harry
Rockin' Pneumonia And The Boogie-woogie Flu Johnny Rivers Center For Disease Control Jacqui O'Day
Rocks Off The Rolling Stones Pfizer (Makers of Viagra) Charlie Decker
Rocky Mountain High John Denver Florida Tourist Bureau Natalie Stonecipher
Rocky Mountain High John Denver Addiction Clinic In Colorado Martha Irvin

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