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Fun Music Information -> Patti Smith
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Quotes:
"Rock and roll is dream soup. What's your brand?" Submitted by: Radio Free Europe
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Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Patti Smith" | "Toy factory worker" | Patti Smith used to work in a toy factory, fixing boxes and testing toys. She didn’t seem to have had the best time there: “The stuff those women did to me in that factory was horrible. They’d gang up on me and stick my head in a toilet full of piss!” - Lefty Lucy |
New Band Names:
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
| Patti's Myth | Sounds almost the same! | Adrienne Ramseur |
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Radio Utopia" | "Radio Ethiopia" | Renee Keener |
| "Rodeo Ethiopia" | "Radio Ethiopia" | Renee Keener |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "What's Your Name?," Lynyrd Skynyrd | "Frederick," Patti Smith |
Change a Letter:
"Kiss Factory" originally "Piss Factory"
who cares what my name is
Recordings:
Oct 22
a parody of "Break It Up" by Patti Smith
Satirical song about the Donald. Based on the Patti Smith/ Tom Verlaine song "Break it Up".
Youtube: (MP4)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Break It Up" | "Lock 'em Up" | Adam Bernstein |
| "Gloria" | "G-O-P-I-A" | Wallace Runnymede |
| "Because the Night" | "Because the Night (NYC version)" | Rick Duncan |
| "Because the Night" | "Flinstones Love Song" | Chris Bodily TM |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Rock N' Roll N***** | Ron Atkinson | pickle* |
| Walking Barefoot | Podiatrist's office | sherock |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Snowflakes Are Dancing Kurt Vile | Dancing Barefoot Patti Smith | Snowflakes Are Dancing Barefoot | Duncan Moore |
| Joan Crawford Blue Oyster Cult | Dancing Barefoot Patti Smith | Joan Crawford is Dancing Barefoot | Sutch |
| Dancing Barefoot Patti Smith | Dancing on the Ceiling Lionel Richie | Dancing Barefoot on the Ceiling | Sutch |
| Dancing Barefoot Patti Smith | Barefootin' Robert Parker | Dancin' Barefootin' | Kevin |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Sandi Patti Smith
Sandi Patti combined with Patti Smith
Submitted By: Cotton Lorraine
Patti Aerosmith
Patti Smith combined with Aerosmith
Submitted By: Cody Finke
Misheard Lyrics:
"Because the Night"
Misheard Lyrics: Peacocks alive, and monster mamas
Original Lyrics: Because the night belongs to lovers
| "Because the Night"
Misheard Lyrics: Love is a blanket on which we eat
Original Lyrics: Love is a banquet on which we feed
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"Because the Night"
Misheard Lyrics: Be home tonight, we lost two lovers
Be home tonight, we lost two of ours Original Lyrics: Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust | "Land"
Misheard Lyrics: Up there, there is a seed
Original Lyrics: Up there, there is a sea
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics: And the nightmares, and the nightmares, and the nightmares, G-L-O-R-I-A
Original Lyrics: And her name is, and her name is, and her name is, and her name is G-L-O-R-I-A"
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Charles Thomson After 40 years I finally read the lyrics and realised what they really are. Mind you, I still think it sounds more like "nightmares" than "name is" they way it's sung...... |
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Funniest Song Lyrics:
"New Party"
The Funny Lyrics: Why don't you fertilize my lawn with what's running from your mouth?
Why They're Funny: She thinks what they're saying is manure...hehe.
Submitted by: The Dormouse
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Gloria"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine.
Why They're Nonsensical: I don't mean to be Religious, but...look up 2 Corinthians 5:15. It says "He died for ALL"!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Space Monkey"
The Lyrics: Pierre Clementi, snot full o' cocaine.
The sexual streets, why it's all so insane. Who They Mention: Pierre Clementi (French Actor)
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
| "Kimberly"
The Lyrics: The sea rushes up my knees like flame
And I feel like just some misplaced Joan Of Arc Who They Mention: Joan of Arc
Submitted by: Tania WYEP
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Band Name Anagrams:
Spit It Math Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
Mitt Ashpit Submitted by: Lefty Lucy
Hit It Stamp Submitted by: Giselle
Song Title Anagrams:
"Seater" originally "Easter"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Teresa" originally "Easter"
Submitted by: Alexis
"Teaser" originally "Easter"
Submitted by: Alexis
"See Art" originally "Easter"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A Steer" originally "Easter"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Gung Ho" Length: 11:42
Yes, Even Patti Smith had some long songs.
Submitted by: Martin Vrijmoed
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Seater" originally "Easter"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Seater" originally "Easter"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
