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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> C, Page 3

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with C, Page 3

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
City Of New Orleans Willie Nelson Baton Rouge Chamber of Commerce Big Mark
City of Sorrows Fernando Ortega Travel Agency Admiral Memo
City Of The Damned Green Day Los Angeles City Hall k
Civil War Guns N' Roses African Embassy Andrew
Clean Depeche Mode Alcoholics Anonymous DJ Kaito
Cleanin' Out My Closet Eminem Merry Maids Housecleaners Megan
Cleanin' Out My Closet Eminim Family Therapist skyshine
Cledus Don't Stop Eating For Nothin' Cledus T. Judd Overeaters Anonymous Ed
Cleveland Rocks Presidents Of The United States of America Cincinnati Chamber of Commerce Chase Waggoner
The Click Good Charlotte Telemarketers Maria
Click, Click, Boom Saliva National Rifle Association roachc420
Clocks Coldplay Watch Repair Service Dongquan
Clones Alice Cooper Doublemint Twins rocky
Close My Eyes Forever Lita Ford & Ozzy Osbourne Opticians/Opthamologists hardrock
Close My Eyes Forever Lita Ford & Ozzy Osborne Suicide Hot Line meQal
Close To The Flame  HIM Fire Department t
Closer Nine Inch Nails Church tictacs941
Closer Nine Inch Nails Sex Abuse Clinic muddafugga
Closer Nine Inch Nails The United Church Of Christ Mr. V
Closer Nine Inch Nails Rape Victim's Hotline Dudley
Closer Nine Inch Nails 'Focus On The Family' religious group frozen_frogurt
Closer Nine Inch Nails Rape Help Hotline Matthew
Closer Nine Inch Nails Sex Addicts, Pregnancy Hotline ross
Closer To Free The Bodeans Maximum Security Prison Ed
Closer to the Edge 30 Seconds to Mars Suicide Prevention Hotline Dongquan
The Closer You Get Alabama Claustrophobics Anonymous TonyDuhProducuh
The Closer You Get Alabama Claustrophobics Anonymus Tony A
The Closest Thing To Crazy Katie Melua National MIND hotline pickle*
Cloudburst Mortal The Weather Channel Idont Havaname
Cloudy Simon and Garfunkel National Weather Service CareBearStare!
Coat Of Many Colors Dolly Parton Tailor/Fashion Designer Country Boy
Coca-Cola Cowboy Mel Tillis Pepsico/Cadbury (Dr. Pepper, 7Up, etc.) Countryboy
Coca-Cola Cowboy Mel Tillis Pepsi crazydon
Cocaine Jimi Hendrix Drug Rehab JoeKing
Cocaine Grateful Dead DEA (Drug Enforcement Association) Robbie N.
Cocaine Eric Clapton Drug Abuse Hotline Logan Smith
Cocaine Eric Clapton Narcotics Anonymous CindyD
Cocaine Cowgirl Matt Mays Drug Hotline All-Canadian
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati Rose and The Arrangement Greater Ohio Exterminators' Association hec
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati Demolition Cat The Greater Ohio Exterminators' Association hec
Cocktails for Two Spike Jones and His City Slickers Alcoholics Anonymous Donna W
The Coffee Song Frank Sinatra/Osibisa Tea Merchants Anna Buehnenheim
Cold As Ice Foreigner Coroner's Office meQal
Cold As Ice Foreigner Air Conditioner Repair Service DanTheMan
Cold Gin KISS Liquor Store ace_frehleyNWK
Cold Gin Kiss Alcoholics Anonymous HarryMay
Cold Hard B**** JET Divorce attorney's office t
Cold Hard B**** Jet Women's Defense Group da
Cold Hard B**** Jet National Organization For Women P-Ropester
Cold, Cold Heart Norah Jones American Heart Association Opinion Girl
Collide Skillet Car Insurance Company la artista
Collide Howie Day Bus/Taxi Company kevin
Collision Faith No More Car Insurance CGRYo
Color Blind Darius Optometrist  A-Lean
Colored People DC Talk Black History Museum/ or Anti-Racism Hotline Josh Bain
Colors Ice-T Gang Hotline David Jones
Colors Of The Wind Pocohantas Movie Soundtrack National Hurricane Center Joel Bader
Coma Black Marilyn Manson Cardiac surgeon's office Grotesque Burlesque
Coma White Marilyn Manson Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Combine Harvester Wurzels Farm Rosie
Come And Get It Badfinger Drug Dealer Jeffrey Hope
Come As You Are Nirvana Gun Control Group Fbug
Come As You Are Nirvana Halloween Party parody man
Come Back Foo Fighters Missing Persons Helpline poison fish
Come back in one piece Aaliyah Missing Children Hotline Franck
Come Back to Me Vanessa Hudgens Hot Line for Missing Children girlypink66
Come Clean Hilary Duff Juvenile Hall Rae
Come Clean Hillary Duff O.J. Simpson embles
Come Dig Me Out Kelly Osbourne Cemetery Buzzer G
Come On And Love Me Lenny Kravitz Sex Addicts Hotline SisterGirl
Come On Down To My Boat, Baby Every Mother's Son Yacht Club FussBudgetVanPelt
Come Out And Play The Offspring NRA/Gun Store newrock
Come Out And Play (Keep 'Em Separated) The Offspring Anti-Racism hotline Ezra
Come Out Swinging The Offspring Agoraphobics Helpline Az
Come Over Jennifer Lopez The Virgin Hotline Frank
Come Sail Away Styx United States Department of Immigration Benjamin Hanson
Come Sail Away Styx U.S. Navy Fbug
Come Softly, Darling The Fleetwoods Adult films, pornography oldtimer
Come To Heaven Basia Suicide Line BasiaFan
Come To Poppa Bob Seger Pedophilia Reform Clinic rocky
Come Together Beatles Sex Therapist FussBudgetVanPelt
Comfortably Numb Pink Floyd American Society of Anesthesiologists DJ
Comfortably Numb Pink Floyd Drug Rehab  Nicole
Comfortably Numb Pink Floyd (Scissor Sisters covered) Autism/Asperger's Support Network Kevin Breslin
Coming Undone Korn Tailor shop tictacs941
Commit Suicide GG Allin Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Common People Pulp The Royal Family Bucky Bunny
Communication Breakdown Led Zeppelin T- Mobile nightrain express
Communication Breakdown Led Zeppelin Phone Company Guy
Complicated Avril Levine SAT Counseling Office who cares?
Complicated Avril Lavigne Homework Hotline CurlyTwirly
Complicated Avril Lavigne Microsoft Technical Support Keith Higa
Complicated Avril Lavigne Internal Revenue Service Ed
Complicated Avril Lavigne Sylvan Learning Center Mr. Sally
Complicated Avril Lavigne Do It Yourself Assembly Helpline Reb
Complicated Good Charlotte Special ED retsehcekim
Complicated Avril Lavigne Math Tutor Opinion Girl
Complicated Avril Lavigne IRS/ Taxes G30RG3
Complicated Avril Lavigne Cisco Systems Fbug
Complicated Avril Lavigne Amish/ Lancaster County, Pennsylvania Chamber of Commerce Jen

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