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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with C, Page 2

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Catch My Disease Ben Lee STD Clinic Lici
Catch My Disease Ben Lee STD Confirmation Line Mez
Catch My Disease Ben Lee Contagious Disease Hospital Ward (or Quarantine) Rynn
Catholic School Girls Rule Red Hot Chilli Peppers Jealous 'Catholic School Boys' Kevin Breslin
Cats In The Cradle Harry Chapin Child Custody/Divorce Attorney Alexander Rice-Khouri
Caught In The Rain Revis The Weather Channel/Meteorologists newrock
Cause of Death: Suicide Suicide Commando Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Cavity King Project 86 Dentist office Aaliyah
Cavity Search Weird Al Yankovic Any Dentist's Office Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi
Cavity Search Weird Al Yankovic Any Police Department DJ
Cavity Search Weird Al Yankovic Any Prison DJ
Celebrate Three Dog Night Victoria Snelgrove's Home soul
Celebration Kool And The Gang FEMA hotline Kevin
Celebration Kool and The Gang Victoria Snelgrove's Home soul
Celebration Kool and The Gang Victoria Snelgrove's Home hardrock
Celebrity Skin Hole Plastic Surgeon / Celebrity Porn Website Tech Support / Lookalike Hookers PhantomFreak
Cell Block Tango From The Musical 'Chicago' Jail Rosie
Cell Block Tango From The Musical 'Chicago' Women's Shelter KooKooDee
Cemetary Drive My Chemical Romance Suicide Hotline Felicia
Cemetary Gates Pantera Mortuary gitarkid
Cemetery Drive My Chemical Romance Funeral Home Emily
Centerfield John Fogarty Pete Rose's House Ed
Centerfold J. Geils Band Men's Magazine XRaySpecks
Ch-Check It Out Beastie Boys Speech Therapy Hotline Juzzy
Chain Gang Sam Cooke Southern Prison oldsongs
Chain of Fools Aretha Franklin CitiGroup Raphael
Chain Of Fools Aretha Franklin George Bush and his son's answering machine Brooke
Chain Reaction Diana Ross Bomb Diffusers Marv
Chained To The Wheel Black Sorrows Sado-Masochism Hotline FussBudgetVanPelt
Champagne High Sister Hazel Alcoholics Anonymous Chase Waggoner
Champagne Supernova Oasis Drug Rehab Bean
Champagne Supernova Oasis Alcohol Abuse Rehab Center punkette
Champagne Supernova Oasis Drug Counselling Helpline Stella
Change Tears For Fears Barrack Obama's Answering Machine Celeste
Change Of Heart Change Cardiologist Marv
A Change Of Heart The Everly Brothers Wedding Planner Marian
A Change Would Do You Good Sheryl Crow Rehab Center Jess
Change Your Life Little Mix Depression Hotline Dongquan
Change Your Life Little Mix Depression Hotline Dongquan
Change Your Mind Sister Hazel Sex Change Clinic Sean Johnson
Changes David Bowie sex change clinic Sexy Sadie
Changes David Bowie Barack Obama's Answering Machine carly_carlz
Chapel Of Love The Dixie Cups Divorce Court Ramona B.
Charity Balls Tony Banks & Jack Hues Children In Need pickle*
Charlie Brown Coasters Charlie Brown's Fresh Grill Bob
Chasing Cars Snow Patrol Dog Obedience School Mr. Sally
Chasing Cars Snow Patrol Police Station Dongquan
The Chauffeur Duran Duran  Department of Motor Vehicles anon
Cheap Sunglasses ZZ Top  99 Cent Store kuumuus
Cheap Sunglasses ZZ Top Ray-Ban  Mark
Cheap Vodka Acid Bath Alcoholics Anonymous weirdkid106
Cheap Wine Cold Chisel Alcoholics Anonymous Heath
Cheap Wine Cold Chisel Alcoholics Anonymous FussBudgetVanPelt
Cheat The Hangman The Doobie Brothers Death Row oldrock
Cheater Judas Priest Marriage Counseling Bill S
The Cheater Bob Kubian & The In-Men Divorce Court FussBudgetVanPelt
Cheating Gets It Faster Jimmy Eat World Relationship Counselling Matt Black
Cheating On You Franz Ferdinand Any Marriage Counselling Service JohnW
Check It Out John Cougar Mellencamp Hospitals camp
Check It Out John Cougar Mellencamp SAT Centers Where Computers Check The SAT Test camp
The Check's In The Mail  Weird Al Yankovic Post Office nicky
Cheeseburger In Paradise Jimmy Buffett McDonald's Or Fast Food Burger Joint T.T.
Cheeseburger In Paradise Jimmy Buffett Weight Watchers Junior
Cheeseburger In Paradise Jimmy Buffett PETA David
The Chemical Worker's Song (Process Man) Great Big Sea Any Human Resources Department tckma
Chemicals Between Us Bush Chemistry Laboratory brit
Cherokee Europe Bureau of Indian Affairs Fbug
Chevy Van Sammy Johns Ford Dealership J. Geraci
Chic N' Stu System Of A Down Pizza Hut The Punster
Chicken Huntin' Insane Clown Posse P.E.T.A  Sugar Bear's Baby
The Chicken Song AFI PETA snake
The Chicken Song Spitting Image Kabbalah society pickle*
Chief Rebel Angel Entombed Any Religious Organization !C&-66
The Childcatcher Lush Sexual Abuse Hotline/Depatment of Children & Family Services The Skuz
Childhood's End Iron Maiden Preschool GB
Children In Heat The Misfits Neverland Ranch xravenhartx
China Girl David Bowie Mail Order Bride Company Richard Davies
Chinese Rock  Ramones Chinese Restaurant jess
Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire Bob Rivers PETA  Fbug
Chips On My Shoulder Soft Cell Fish And Chip Joint 8345748902
Chocolate Kylie Minogue B.D.A. (British Diabetic Association) craig mac
Chocolate Kylie Minogue Cadbury's  The Triple-F Rated Coffee Stirrer
Chocolate Cake Crowded House Weight Watchers FussBudgetVanPelt
Chocolate Cake Crowded House Weight Watchers FussBudgetVanPelt
Choctaw Bingo James McMurtry Harrah's Cherokee Casino Mikey
Chop Suey System Of A Down Suicide Hotline Sweet^v^Lil^v^Goth
Chop Suey! System Of A Down Church Kaitlin Phillips
Chop Suey! System Of A Down Chinese Takeout Place dan
Chop Suey! System of a Down Nationality Themed Restaurant Other than Chinese newrock
Chris Rea Road To Hell Hell, Michigan Chamber of Commerce MOR
Christian Woman Type O-Negative Catholic Church Fbug
The Christmas Song Nat King Cole 93-year-olds' support group Kayla Stewart
Chuck E. Cheese Hell Tim Wilson Chuck E. Cheese  Mike
Chug-A-Lug Night Guttermouth Alcoholics Anonymous anon
Ciega, Sordomuda (Blind, Deaf And Mute) Shakira Ear, Nose And Throat Clinic Rosie
Cigarettes Fort Minor Nicotine Gum Garrison
Cigarettes & Alcohol Oasis A.A Jeffler
Cigarettes & Alcohol Oasis Health Organizations wonderbrawl
Cigarettes Will Kill You Ben Lee Cancer Research Clinic Mads
Circus Britney Spears Circuses, magic shows, etc.. Dongquan

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