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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Submitter Name
"Flame Trees,"Flames don't grow on trees.George Straitjacket

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"That Smell," Lynyrd Skynyrd"Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel
"Can I Buy You A Drink?," Hoobastank"Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart," The Bee Gees"Cheap Wine," Cold Chisel
"How Soon Is Now," The Smiths"Saturday Night," Cold Chisel
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Cheap Win" originally "Cheap Wine"
Not the kind of victory hoped for
Sam Bucus the elder
"Heap Wine" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Cheap Twine" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Cheap Swine" originally "Cheap Wine"
I'm surprised this wasn't here yet.
"Stark Hotel" originally "Star Hotel"
Candace Mercer

Change a Letter:

"Cheap Wink" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Cheap Wife" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Cheap Wind" originally "Cheap Wine"
Doug Pitts
"Blame Trees" originally "Flame Trees"

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Cheap Wine""Singlet & Brown Stubby Shorts"Aussie Bloke
"Working Class Man""Star Wars Fan"Steven Cavanagh
"When The War Is Over""When The Lawn Is Clover"Andy Roper
"Khe Sanh""Coke Can"The Aussie Ocker
"Wild Colonial Boy""Wild Colonial Boy"Billy The (Aussie) Kid

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Baby's On FireSmoke AlarmsKS4NA
Saturday NightNightclubKS4NA

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Cheap WineAlcoholics AnonymousHeath
My BabyAbortion ClinicHeath
Star HotelAlcoholics AnonymousHeath
Water Into WineCatholic ChurchHeath
Flame TreesNational Parks and Wildlife ServiceHeath
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Fake Plastic Trees
Flame Trees
   Cold Chisel
Fake Plastic Flame Trees
Reasonable facsimiles of REAL flame trees?
George Straitjacket
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
   Michael Jackson
Cheap Wine
   Cold Chisel
Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough Cheap Wine
Consecutive entries in 'Songs with most misheard.'
Sheila Evans

Misheard Lyrics:

"Khe Sahn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cock pumps make me jumpy
Original Lyrics:
Car parks make me jumpy
"Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spending every minute of the day before
Watching the ocean, watching the shore
Watching some girls, and thinkin' they could never be mine
Never be mine, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Mending every minute of the day before
Watching the ocean, watching the shore
Watching the sunrise, and thinkin' there could never be more
Never be more, yeah
"Choir Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's no connection, yet I hold on
Original Lyrics:
She's my connection, yeah! I'll hold on
"Khe Sanh"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last train out of Sydney's almost gone
Original Lyrics:
Last plane out of Sydney's almost gone
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Khe Sahn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cock pumps make me jumpy
Original Lyrics:
Car parks make me jumpy

Story about this misheard lyric by: Philip pouponneau

A mate of mine told me this song was banned in China because of the misheard lyric. I had a great laugh and told him it's a nice story but he was wrong.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If the heat don't get you,taipan will
Six o'clock, the whistle sings
CSR is the sugarcane king
Why They're Nonsensical:
WTF does CSR being 'the sugarcane king' have to do with the rest of the song? It sounds like Don couldn't come up with a line to rhyme with 'sings', so he just wrote something completely vaguely connected with the subject of the song.
Submitted by: No 56279

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"H-Hour Hotel"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Baby you look good to me
You got clothes like nineteen eighty-four
Why They're Misrhymed:
I laughed out loud the first time I heard this one
Submitted by: Regos the Sane

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Goodbye Astrid"
The Lyrics:
You can drown your days in valium and brandy
Product Brand Name:
Valium Prescriptions
Submitted by: Mickey D.
The Lyrics:
CSR is the sugarcane king
Product Brand Name:
CSR sugar
Submitted by: No 56279
There are additional product lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Khe Sanh"
Opening Lines:
I left my heart to the sappers round, Khe Sanh
Submitted by: Sean Fogarty

Band Name Anagrams:

Close Child Submitted by: Eva Cave

Song Title Anagrams:

"At A Pin" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"I Tan Pa" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Patina" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"A Nit, Pa" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Nip A Pa" originally "Taipan"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

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