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Song Parodies -> "Star Wars Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Working Class Man"

Original Performer:

Cold Chisel

Parody Song Title:

"Star Wars Fan"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Written for the Episode III line party at Sydney's Fox Studios on the 19th.
Lives his life inside a movie
wants to be a Jedi Knight
and all his friends, think that there's no chance
that he'll ever get a life
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan

Well he's a Jedi disciple
Wears a trooper suit to bed
has all the action figures
and a shrine to Boba Fett
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan

He has named his dog Chewbacca
back when he was a kid
blew up his model x-wing, and froze
Han Solo in the fridge
And he waves around a broomstick like
a Dark Lord of the Sith

oh, he's a star wars fan

Well he loves a Star Wars woman
And one freezing winter night
cut a horse's stomach open
And they spent the night inside.

He ain't worried about tomorrow,
Episode 3 will be fine
Cause he read the spoilers on the net
and George got it right this time

whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan
whoa oh oh oh, he's a star wars fan
oh yeah,

yes he is (repeat ad lib)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Rex - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Good this is. Fives you get.
No 56279 - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't know Sith Lords waved broomsticks around...555
Michael Pacholek - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, Australia being closer to the International Date Line, you can see it sooner than the rest of us. Legally, anyway.
Jess - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved it. I'm directing all my other SW-oriented friends here!

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