This is the most recent information about Sammy Hagar that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Sammy Hagar, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Sammy HaggarKnown informally as: The Red Rocker. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Goldilocks. Submitted by: James Cougar Melon Head
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Can't Drive (I'm 55)" | "I Can't Drive 55" | Mark |
| "Is This Dove? (What Am I Eating?)" | "Is This Love (Or Am I Dreaming)?" | john |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Expressway To Your Heart," Soul Survivors | "I Can't Drive 55," Sammy Hagar | |
| "Hot Rod Lincoln," Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen | "I Can't Drive 55," Sammy Hagar | |
| "Drive My Car," The Beatles | "I Can't Drive 55," Sammy Hagar | |
| "Give Me The Keys (And I'll Drive You Crazy)," Huey Lewis And The News | "I Can't Drive 55," Sammy Hagar | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "I Can't Drive 55" | "I Can't Drive, Cuz I'm 75" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "I Can't Drive 55" | "I Can't Survive a .45!" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "Mas Tequila" | "Hosta Killer" | Wax Frog |
| "I Can't Drive 55" | "I Can't Drive 5" | Ulatekh |
| "Winner Takes It All" | "Clarissa Explains It All" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "I Can't Drive 55" | "Why Am I Paralyzed?" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "There's Only One Way To Rock" | "Red Rock" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "I Can't Drive 55" | "Car Can't Drive 35" | Metvguy |
| "There's Only One Way To Rock" | "There's Only One Wii To Play" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
| "Mas Tequila" | "Condoleeza" | McKludge |
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Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Can't Drive 55 | Highway Patrol's Office | Bill S |
| Mas Tequila | Alcoholic Anonymous | Wenona |
| I Can't Drive 55 | Department of Motor Vehicles | bbb |
| I Can't Drive 55 | California Highway Patrol | Brian Kelly |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Love Is A Rose Neil Young | Red Sammy Hagar | Love Is Red As A Rose | Sutch |
| Because Of You Kelly Clarkson | I Can't Drive 55 Sammy Hagar | Because Of You, I Can't Drive 55 You're a lousy driving instructor! | Ed |
| I Can't Tell You Why The Eagles | I Can't Drive 55 Sammy Hagar | I Can't Tell You Why I Can't Drive 55 You don't want to know why, it's too embarrassing. | David Jones |
| Don't Know Why Norah Jones | I Can't Drive 55 Sammy Hagar | Don't Know Why I Can't Drive 55 Slower version of his song! | musicman |
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"Sweet Hitch Hiker"
Misheard Lyrics: Speedy tiger
Original Lyrics: Sweet hitch hiker
| "I'll Fall in Love Again"
Misheard Lyrics: The odds change, dividing up your pay.
Original Lyrics: The odds change, dividing up the cake.
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"I'll Fall in Love Again"
Misheard Lyrics: In time, I'll find love again.
Original Lyrics: In time, I'll fall in love again.
| "I Can't Drive 55"
Misheard Lyrics: Revoke my face want to get out alive
Original Lyrics: Post my face Wanted dead or alive
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"Bad Motor Scooter"
Misheard Lyrics: There's a big b**** across the bay.
Original Lyrics: There's a red bridge that arcs the bay.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Niel Lots of fun filled drunken nights trying to figure out what was really being sung. |
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"I Can't Drive 55"
The Funny Lyrics: I can't drive 55
Why They're Funny: Yeah, his wheel chair doesnt go that fast!
Submitted by: anonymous
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"Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Hot, sweet cherries on the vine
Why They're Nonsensical: Gee, Sammy ... I thought cherries grew on trees.
Submitted by: Todd W. Zimmerman
| "Marching to Mars"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Here we go, we're marching to Mars
On a rainbow bridge It doesn't seem so far Why They're Nonsensical: Last time I checked, you can't get there on foot.
Submitted by: TRC
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"I Can't Drive 55"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I can't drive...fifty-five!!!
Why They're Inappropriate: Driving over 55 mph when the sign says exactly 'Speed Limit 55'; is extremely dangerous and illegal.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
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"I Can't Drive 55"
The Dated Lyrics: I can't drive 55
Why They're Dated: This song was done when the national speed limit in the US was 55 mph. Now the states have set their own speed limits, and most are over 55 mph, so the song could be updated!
Submitted by: crazydon
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"Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"
The Dirty Lyrics: Hot sweet cherries on the vine!
Why They're Dirty: "Hot cherries?" Even when I was 17 I could do the math here.
Submitted by: I Can't Drive 55 Either
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"I'll Fall In Love Again"
The Song Lyrics: And with a little luck, I'm bound to win.
Song They Mention: "With A Little Luck" by Wings
Submitted by: Allies
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"I Can't Drive 55"
The Lyrics: Write me up for 125.
Post my face "Wanted: dead or alive". Take my license and all that jive. 'Cause I can't drive 55. Why: Traffic school is not a good place to signal your intentions.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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