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There are 27 misheard song lyrics for Sammy Hagar on amIright currently.
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"Bad Motor Scooter"
There's a big b**ch across the bay.
There's a red bridge that arcs the bay.
"Bad Motor Scooter"
There's a rat race in Oxafe.
There's a red bridge that arcs the bay.
And I just say 'Boy, just one more' Huh!
Yeah the judge said, 'Boy, just one more' Huh!
Folks find fates wanted dead or alive
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Hoax my face,
wanna get out alive
Post my face,
wanted dead or alive
I can't f##k, 69!
I can't drive, 55!
I'm home of the brave and I got gas, hey!
One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
It took me 15 hours here to L.A.
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.
My, me, my! 55!
I can't drive 55.
Revoke my face want to get out alive
Post my face Wanted dead or alive
So I dried my face, a little move.
So I tried my best illegal move.
Well I drive that slogan though it's hard to steer.
When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
Well, I tried that slogan, though it's hard to steer.
When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
What does it take, two hours?
No, it takes all day
What used to take two hours now takes all day
When I jacked off two hours,
It now takes all day
What used to take two hours, now takes all day
Write me up for 125
Slap my face when I get out of line.
Write me up for number 25
Post my face: 'Wanted: Dead or Alive'.
"I'll Fall in Love Again" (MP3)
In time, I'll find love again.
In time, I'll fall in love again.
"I'll Fall in Love Again" (MP3)
The odds change, dividing up your pay.
The odds change, dividing up the cake.
Take a bottle of tea with some lemon slice.
Take your vitamin 'T' with salt and lemon slice.
"Sweet Hitch Hiker" (MP3)
Screaming tiger
Sweet hitch hiker
"Sweet Hitch Hiker" (MP3)
Skinny Tiger
Sweet hitch hiker
"Sweet Hitch Hiker" (MP3)
Speedy tiger
Sweet hitch hiker
"Sweet Hitch Hiker" (MP3)
Where did you hike her
Sweet hitch hiker
"There's Only One Way to Rock" (MP3)
It's going nowhere
There's only one way
"There's Only One Way to Rock" (MP3)
Prank on the face
Crank up the bass
The father, son, the holy ghost
To the Trinity, a raise a Taowel, Iron.
The Father, Son, The Holy Ghost
To the Trinity, I raise a toast! Ah, yea!
