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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Drive I-95"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Drive 55"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sammy Hagar

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Drive I-95"

Parody Written by:

Demolition Derby Ford Pinto

The Lyrics

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no
Then I made a turn onto a road
I then realized that I would be in a angry stressed out mode, aw man

Iran come nuke me off the road, any time
Bomb DC, get me off this long line
Drink molasses, all that jive
I can't drive I-95, oh no, uh

So I tried cutting roads to 64, hey
Yeah but I got run off by a Ford , huh
I'm gonna stop you from reaching Pleasant Point"
Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I say "Yeah!, Oh yeah"

Come nuke off the road anytime
Bomb DC, get me off this long line
Get molasses, all that jive
I can't drive I-95, oh yeah

(I can't drive I-95)
(I can't drive I-95)
(I can't drive I-95)
(I can't drive) I-95, uh

When I drive that road, you know it's hard to steer
And I shan't shift my Telluride out third gear
What oughta to take two hours takes like a year
Huh, it took me 15 hours to get to Fauquier.

Come nuke off the road anytime
Bomb DC, get me off this long line
Get molasses, all that jive
I can't drive I-95, oh yeah

No, no, no, I can't drive, (I can't drive I-95)
I can't drive (I can't drive I-95)
(I can't drive I-95)
(I can't drive I-95)

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