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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with D, Page 3

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Disco Strangler Eagles Dance Hall greydude
Disconnect Pennywise Your internet company Franka
Disconnected Fear AT&T Dan
Disease Matchbox20 Hospital Sarah
Disease Matchbox 20 Hospital Dongquan
Disease Matchbox20 HIV/AIDS Helpline jana
Diseased Seether CDC (Center for Disesase Control) TheseHose
Disposable Heroes Metallica Veteran's Hospital ironman
Disposable Heroes Metallica Army Recruiter's Office Mr. Bill
Disposable Teens Marilyn Manson Troubled Teens Hotline ray
Dissociative Marilyn Manson Multiple Personalty Disorder Support Group HarryMay
Dive Steven Curtis Chapman PADI - Professional Assoc. of Diving Instructors DJ
Dive Steven Curtis Chapman Wall Street Idont Havaname
Dizzy Tommy Roe Vertigo Help Line FussBudgetVanPelt
Do It Ice Cube Sex Addicts Anonymous Wenona
Do It (Till You're Satisfied) B. T. Express Sexaholics Anonymous crazydon
Do It Again Steely Dan Obsessive-Compulsive-Disorder (OCD) Anonymous Larcen Tyler
Do It Again Steely Dan Addictions or Compulsive Behaviour Helpline Kayla Stewart
Do It Alone Sugarcult Sex Hotline MandaRuth-a-licous
Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler Incest Prevention Hotline ObLaBlah
Do Me Right Guy Relationship Counselling Stompa
Do Right Paul Davis The Osbournes MOR
Do That To Me One More Time Captain and Tenille Rape Crisis Center Bruce Brownfield
Do Ya F*** On First Dates? Kevin Bloody Wilson Dating Hotline Steaver370
Do Ya Wanna Hold Me? Bow Wow Wow Phone Sex Line Zillah
Do You Believe in Magic The Lovin' Spoonful Cleveland Cavaliers pf9
Do You Feel? Rocket Summer Physical Therapy Steph
Do You Get Excited? Roxette Impotency Clinic Ed
Do You Hear What I Hear? Xmas Song Gallaudet University HarryMay
Do You Hear What I Hear? Traditional National Institute For The Hearing Impaired Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)
Do You Know the Way to San Jose? Dionne Warwick Mapquest Raphael
Do You Know The Way To San Jose? Dionne Warwick Gas station oldtimer
Do You Know Where Your Children Are Michael Jackson NAMBLA J.
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? Culture Club Spousal/Child Abuse Hotline Lady Pixel
Do You Really Want To Hurt Me? Culture Club Domestic Abuse Hotline FussBudgetVanPelt
Do You Remember? Jack Johnson Any Amnesia or Alzheimer's organization MandaRuth-a-licious
Do You Remember? Phil Collins Amnesia Clinic iceMan
Do You See What I See? Hunters & Collectors Braille Centre FussBudgetVanPelt
Do You Wanna Dance? The Ramones Leg Amputee Support Group J. Rotten 1102
Do Your Really Want To Hurt Me? Culture Club Emergency Room Matt Donnelly
Doctor Online Zeromancer Suicide Hotline Kak
Doctor Worm They Might Be Giants Hospital Jessica
Does Anybody Out There Even Care? Lenny Kravitz Suicide Prevention Line SisterGirl
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? Chicago The Talking Clock FussBudgetVanPelt
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? Chicago  Bulova Watch Co. hec
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? Chicago Rolex Thunderbolt
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? Lonnie Donnigan Wrigley's/Beech Nut Gum old
Dog Eat Dog AC/DC Humane Society America Animal Foundation jdizzy
Dog Eat Dog Weird Al Yankovic Michael Vick's answering machine David
Dog On Fire Bob Mould Humane Society, PETA, ASPCA Chase Waggoner
Dog With A Bone Queen Pet Store or Animal Shelter Fastre-Than-Death
Dogma Marilyn Manson Wiccan church tictacs941
The Dogs Of War Pink Floyd Any Branch Of The Military Candy Ass
The Dogs Of War Pink Floyd Animal Control Center Silverfish
Dogs Of War Pink Floyd PETA Bill S
Doing What Comes Naturally Cast of 'Annie, Get Your Gun' CJ DeMooi (from 'Eggheads)'s answering machine Pickle
DoLL DDR Bratz Anonymous
Domination Pantera Rape/Abuse Victim Helpline Diddims
Domination Pantera NATO TowerU
Dominion Day  Gary Numan  First Christian Church  Ray Pissed
Don Henley Must Die Mojo Nixon Don Henley Fan Club Amanda Svenson
Don't Ed Sheeran Divorce Place ILoveMusic
Don't Ed Sheeran Divorce Place ILoveMusic
Don't Answer Me Alan Parsons Project AT&T Matt Donnelly
Don't Answer Me Alan Parsons Project Any Company Stephen H
Don't Ask Me No Questions Lynyrd Skynyrd Tech Support Matt Swanton
Don't Be Stupid Shania Twain  Bush White House meQal
Don't Believe Anymore Icehouse Athiests Alliance Internation DJ
Don't Believe Anymore Icehouse Every American's Answering Machine DJ
Don't Believe Anymore Icehouse Sceptics Association FussBudgetVanPelt
Don't Blame Me Ozzy Osbourne Any Criminal Lawyer Anonymous Bob
Don't Blame Me The Everly Brothers Gray Davis Campaign Headquarters Marian
Don't Blame Me The Everly Brothers Defense Attorney Marian
Don't Blame Me The Everly Brothers Bill Clinton's Office Marian
Don't Blame Me The Everly Brothers Defense Lawyer Marian
Don't Bother Me Beatles 911 dispatcher hec
Don't Bring Harry Stranglers Pope Benedict XVI's Answering Machine pickle*
Don't Bring Me Down The Animals/ELO Strip Club Christian
Don't Call Me Dude Suicidal Tendencies Peyton Manning's Voice Mail Indy Gent
Don't Call Me White NOFX Albino Clinic Akodo Alex
Don't Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me Pussycat Dolls brothel, strip club, escort service Sarah
Don't Change INXS Cosmetic Surgery Clinic Donna W
Don't Close Your Eyes Kix Narcolepsy Support Group Andrew
Don't Close Your Eyes Kix Insomia hotline Zakk
Don't Come Around Here No More Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Divorce Lawyer Larcen Tyler
Don't Cry Guns 'n' Roses Undertakers LarryHasHerpes182
Don't Cry Guns N' Roses Grief Counselor Andrew
Don't Cry For Me Argentina Julie Covington Falkland Islands Tourist Bureau FussBudgetVanPelt
Don't Cry For Me, Argentina Cast of 'Evita' Depression hotline/Prozac Diddims
Don't Cry For Me, Argentina Madonna The Argentina Soccer Team Paul Warren
Don't Cry Out Loud Melissa Manchester Anger Managment ?
Don't Dream It's Over Crowded House National Sleep Foundation duhnees
Don't Expect Me To Be Your Friend Lobo Dating Agency FussBudgetVanPelt
Don't Fake This Chevelle Breast Implant Surgon TheMatrixKid
Don't Fear The Reaper HIM Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Don't Fear The Reaper Blue Oyster Cult Suicide Hotline DJ Riot
Don't Fear the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult Suicide Hotline CindyD
Don't Fear The Reaper Blue Oyster Cult Suicide Hotline Ambush Bug
Don't Fear The Reaper Blue Oyster Cult Old Folks Home Mark
Don't Forget To Cry The Everly Brothers Depression Hotline Marian

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