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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> N, Page 2

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with N, Page 2

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
No Brakes Offspring Any Car Company Rynn
No Brakes The Offspring Car Manufacturer Regos the Sane
No Children The Mountain Goats Missing Children Hotline Abby
No Cigar Millencolin Cuba National Trade Commission Geo P.
No Direction Simply Red Directory Inquiries Marv
No Feelings The Sex Pistols Donald Trump's Oval Office I Met Glen Matlock
No Leaf Clover Metallica Railroad Safety Administration meQal
No Light 3rd Strike Electric Company Chynna
No Man's Land Winger Feminist Organization Andrew
No Matter What Shape (Your Stomach's In) Herbie Mann Lap-band surgeon Martha Hankins
No Milk Today Herman's Hermits Milk Marketing Board FussBudgetVanPelt
No Milk Today Hermans Hermits Milkman FussBudgetVanPelt
No Milk Today Hermans Hermits Dairy Farmers Association FussBudgetVanPelt
No Mischief Split Enz The Super Nanny dizrythmia
No Money In The Bank Swiss Beats Debt Support Line lady cutie
No More Drama Mary J Blige SoapNet beatlebabe
No More I Love Yous Annie Lennox Dating Service GB
No More Love Shinedown Divorce Attorney  Wanda Pierce
No More Will Nevermore Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
No More Words Berlin Lexicographer (Dictionary) newave
No News Lonestar Local News Channel Branden Nardulli
No One Is To Blame Howard Jones Counselor Danielle
No One Is To Blame Howard Jones Divorce Lawyer Ed
No One Knows Queens Of The Stone Age Narcotics Anonymous cant rememba, alzheimers patient
No One Knows Queens Of The Stone Age Customer Service newrock
No One Knows Queens Of The Stone Age Pharmaceutical company pizzahunks
No One Like You Sarah Brightman Clone Research Wretch
No One's There KoRn Any On-hold Music Aaron Saraco
No Parachute April March US Air Force/French Air Force The Skuz
No Parlez Paul Young Laryngitis Helpline Heathcliff the Cat
No Place Like Home Pax217 Travel Agency Admiral Memo
No Rain Blind Melon NWS office in drought-afflicted area Kerry
No Rain Blind Melon U.S. Department of Agriculture Garrett
No Rain Blind Melon National Weather Service Star****ker
No Rain Blind Melon Drought Prevention yoyo ma
No Reply The Beatles Anyone That Puts You On Hold DebbieW
No Scrubs TLC Relationship advice hotline Kerry
No Scrubs TLC Medical Supply Distributor roachc420
No Scrubs TLC Relationship Advice Hotline Kerry
No Son Of Mine Genesis Adoption Agency FussBudgetVanPelt
No Such Thing John Mayer High School Akira
No Sugar Tonight The Guess Who Diabetic help line Legion
No Thunder No Fire No Rain Tim Finn Union Carbide FussBudgetVanPelt
No Time The Guess Who INS/USCIS Immigrations Josh
No Time Guess Who Watch repair shop oldrock
No Tragedy Radiators Disaster Assistance Hotline FussBudgetVanPelt
No Vacancy Adam Gregory Hotel erica
No Way Out Starship Prison MOR
No Way Out Starship Compton, California city counsel MOR
No Way Out Phil Collins Suicide Prevention Helpline Rosie
No We're Not Going To Sleep Tonight Emma Bunton  Sleep Disorders Clinic pe
No Woman No Cry Bob Marley Divorce lawyer Rosie
No. 5 Hollywood Undead Alcoholics Anonymous Jonathan S.
Nobody Wonder Girls Dating service Sally Shine
Nobody Wonder Girls Singles Dating Service Sally Shine
Nobody But Me Human Beinz A morgue Peter
Nobody Cares About The Railroads Anymore. Nilsson Amtrak Paul Warren
Nobody Hears Suicidal Tendencies School for the deaf Fbug
Nobody Likes You Green Day Suicide Hotline PistolPocketeer
Nobody Likes You Green Day Suicide Hotline retsehcekim
Nobody Likes You Green Day Suicide Hotline Billie Joe
Nobody Loves You Garbage Self-esteem counselling Diddims
Nobody Loves You Garbage Suicide Hotline Jess
Nobody Wins Radney Foster Divorce Lawyer Ed
Nobody Wins Elton John Lottery crazydon
Nobody's Fault But Mine Led Zepplin Law Firm Death_Zero
Nobody's Fault But Mine Led Zeppelin Chris Evans' answering machine Pickle*
Nobody's Home Avril Lavigne State Farm Shippy Mandy
Nobody's Home Avril Lavigne Real-estate  Arilary P.
Nobody's Home Avril Lavigne Adoption Center nyssa
Nobody's Listening Linkin Park Suicide Hotline Espi
Nobody's Listening Linkin Park Samaritans Mamba
Nobody's Listening Linkin Park Mute People reteshcekim
Nobody's Listening Linkin Park Counseling Group Max Maxter
Nobody's Listening Linkin Park Psychiatrist Hotline Californican
Nobody's Listening Linkin Park AA Nightshadowliver
Nobody's Perfect Hannah Montana Indianapolis Colts/New England Patriots offices Paula Yabba-Dabba Abdul
Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien Edith Piaf Defense Attorney Liz
Nookie Limp Bizkit Bill Clinton Presidential Library meQal
Noose Sentenced Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Not A Pretty Girl Ani Difranco Ford Modeling Agency HarryMay
Not An Addict K's Choice Drug/Alcohol Abuse Centers or Hotlines anon
Not An Angel Basia Church sam
Not Coming Home Maroon 5 Missing Persons Hotline Beth
Not Dead Yet The Weepies Funeral Services JC Foster
Not Gonna Be Alone Tonight Eve 6 Escort Service RevengeFromMars YouTube
Not Gonna Be Alone Tonight Eve 6 Escort Service RevengeFromMars YouTube
Not Gonna Get Us t.A.T.u Paranoia Help Line Banazīr the Jedi Hobbit
Not Gonna Get Us t.A.T.u. Missing Persons' Hotline Michelle
Not Gonna Get Us t.A.T.u. Criminal Hotline Puppy Loves Chew Toys
Not Gonna Get Us t.A.T.u. Prison Opinion Girl
Not Guilty George Harrison DA's office DebbieW
Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth The Dandy Warhols Kate Moss's Answering Machine pickle*
Not Myself Tonight Christina Aguilera Multiple Personality Helpline carly_carlz
Not Pretty Enough Kasey Chambers Model Agency Angel19
Not Ready To Make Nice Dixie Chicks Marriage Or Family Counselor skyshine
Not The Doctor Alanis Morissette Therapist Supernixi
Not The Girl You Think You Are Crowded House Schizophrenia Diagnosis dizrythmia
Not Too Little, Not Too Much Chris Sandford WeightWatchers Pickle
Nothing Else Matters Metallica AntiMatter Physists Kevin Breslin

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