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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> E, Page 2

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Eton Rifles The Jam British Army Base Richard Davies
Eulogy Tool Funeral Home Freddie
Eve Of Destruction Barry McGuire Defense Department FussBudgetVanPelt
Even In Death Evanescence Funeral Home, Cemetery Associations Mic
Even Superman Shot Himself Powerman 5000 Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Even The Loser  Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Detroit Lions front office football
Ever Fallen In Love With Someone You Shouldnt've? Buzzcocks Britney Spears' PR pickle*
Everglades L7 Walt Disney World/Universal Fla./MGM Fla. sherock
Everlasting C***sucker Marilyn Manson NAMBLA Ben Ingram
Every Bone Broken Cannibal Corpse Hospital emergency room Akira
Every Breath Yi=ou Take The Police People Who Think They Are Being Stalked Hotline casablancas
Every Breath You Take The Police Stalker Hotline Squash
Every Breath You Take The Police Paranoia Hotline Edward
Every Breath You Take The Police Stalker Helpline Genevieve
Every Breath You Take Police Stalker Hotline liz
Every Breath You Take The Police Stalker Hotline BadKarma Chameleon
Every Breath You Take Police American Lung Association Big Mark
Every Breathe You Take The Police Stalker Hotline Evil Munky
Every Light In The House Is Blown Cledus T. Judd Electric power plant (during a blackout) Ed
Every Little Step Bobby Brown Paraplegics Hotline Marv
Every Planet We Reach Is Dead Gorillaz NASA blood8815
Every Rose Has It's Thorn Poison Guns 'n' Roses/Florist/Any business that sells roses Kaylyn
Every Sperm Is Sacred Monty Python In-Vitro Fertilization Clinic Larcen Tyler
Every Step You Take Sting Counselling for Leg Amputees Murphy
Every Time I Die Children Of Bodom Funeral Home bobbina
Every Time You Go Away Paul Young Amputation Clinic Aidan
Everybody Free Michael W. Smith Prison Admiral Memo
Everybody Have Fun Tonight Wang Chung Monastery or Convent matt scarborough
Everybody Hurts REM Anesthesiologist IMRIGHTBEHINDYOU
Everybody Hurts R.E.M Hospital JoeKing
Everybody Hurts REM Suicide Support Hotline yoink!
Everybody Hurts R.E.M. Suicide Hotline Brian Kelly
Everybody Hurts REM Suicide Hotline/Doctor's Office nefer frost
Everybody Knows Leonard Cohen/Concrete Blonde Adult Toy Store Mercy
Everybody Loves A Clown Gary and The Playboys Association of Circus Proprietors, UK DJ
Everybody Loves A Clown Gary and The Playboys Clown Doll Problem Hotline Wannabee RockSTAR* (DH)
Everybody Loves A Happy Ending Tears For Fears Alcoholics Anomynous Celeste
Everybody Must Get Stoned Bob Dylan Drug Addiction Rehab Center Jared
Everybody Wants To Rule The World Tears For Fears Osama Bin Laden's Answering Machine Celeste
Everybody Wants To Rule The World Tears For Fears Saddam's Office Marv
Everybody Wants To Rule The World Tears For Fears White House CapitalE
Everybody's Broken Bon Jovi Hospital Worawat
Everybody's Fool Evanescence Joke Shop Ashy
Everybody's Fool Evanescence Hilary Duff, Incorporated go*habs*go
Everybody's Fool Evanescence Depression Hotline Dongquan
Everybody's Fool Evanescence The White House TheseHose
Everybody's Fool Evanescence Model agency Ladybird Beetle
Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey The Beatles Bestiality Helpline Fletch
Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime The Korgis Any Educational Institution Dan
Everybody's Making It Big But Me Dr. Hook Erectile Dysfunction Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
Everyday I Love You Less And Less Kaiser Chiefs Marriage Counselling Figgy
Everyday Is A Winding Road Sheryl Crow Drug Helpline Jess
Everyone's A Junkie Our Lady Peace The Pope/The Vatican Kenny
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist Cast of 'Avenue Q' Museum of Tolerance Raphael
Everyone's Out to Get You Mutherf***** Beck Witness Protection joe
Everything Ends Slipknot Suicide Prevention Hotline Fbug
Everything Evil Coheed and Cambria Adoption Agency Katy
Everything for Free K's Choice Expensive Retail Store Rad
Everything I Got In My Pocket Minnie Driver National Runaway Hotline kookoodee
Everything Is Broken Bob Dylan Repair Shop ObLaBlah
Everything She Wants Wham! Paris Hilton's Answering Machine Andrew
Everything Will Be Alright The Killers Police Department Steph
Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic Roman Catholic Church Max Maxter
Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic MENSA Hotline Puck
Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic Area 51 Airrider
Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic Private Tutors Josh 2
Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic U.S. Government Max Maxter
Everything You Know Is Wrong Weird Al Yankovic The White House, Fox News Channel, Moveon.org nedflandersisonfire
Everything's Changed Lone Star Autism Society Of Canada Anonymous Bob
Everywhere Michelle Branch Paranoid Schizophrenics Anonymous kayzi
Evil Ways Santana Churches/Religious Organizations oldsong
Evil Woman Electric Light Orchestra Nunnery/Magdalena School for Wayward Girls rocky
Evolution Korn Discovery Institute Fbug
Evolution KoRn any church BECKER
Evolution Roy Ayers Church or Teacher of Creation soul
The Ex Billy Talent Kids Help Phone Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
Ex-Girlfriend No Doubt Dating Service Beth
Excuse Me Mr. No Doubt Sex Change Clinic Raina
Excuse Me While I Kill Myself Sentenced Suicide Prevention Hotline Metalgirl162002
Exodus Evanescence Runaway Hotline Lynndenial
Experimental Film They Might Be Giants Steven Spielberg's office Jake
Explode Lit Anger Management Center anon
Express Yourself Madonna Introverts Anonymous Heathcliff the Cat
Expressway To Your Heart Soul Survivors Heart surgeon/Clinic oldsongs
Extra Pale Goo Goo Dolls Hospital veronica
Eye For An Eye Soulfly Black Panthers ficticious
Eye in the Sky The Alan Parsons Project Alien Abductees Support Group Laurel
Eye In The Sky Alan Parsons Project NASA Larcen Tyler
Eye In The Sky Alan Parsons Project Big Brother/Police State abc123
Eye Of The Storm Bullet For My Valentine Hurricane Disaster Relief Line Nardulli
Eye Of The Tiger Survivor Seigfreid And Roy's House BadKarma Chameleon
Eyeless Slipknot Association For The Blind ficticious
Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol Harry Whittington's law office Kathy
Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol Optometrist Heath
Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol Any Museum Featuring A Modigliani Exhibit Raphael Bivas
Eyes Without A Face Billy Idol Prosthetics Manufacturer SisterGirl

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