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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> F, Page 3

This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with F, Page 3

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Flood Jars of Clay Disaster Hotline Admiral Memo
Flourish DDR Miracle Gro Anonymous
Flower Liz Phair Church Genevieve
Floyd The Barber Nirvana Barber/Hairdresser CGRYo
Fly Sugar Ray Any airline been_a_son
Fly Away Mariah Carey Anywhere In Hurricane Stricken Florida Bill
Fly Away Lenny Kravitz Delta Airlines Larcen Tyler
Fly By Night Rush Air Canada carly_carlz
Fly Into The Mystery The Modern Lovers Any Airline Christobel
Fly To The Angels Slaughter Mortuary FRANK STARR
Fly Too High Janis Ian Icarus' Answering Machine FussBudgetVanPelt
Flying High Again Ozzy Osbourne American Airlines/Any Airline RevLeviath
Flying High Again Ozzy Osbourne Any Washed-up Rock Star RatFaceLace
FM (No Static At All) Steely Dan Any AM Radio Station Raphael Bivas
A Foggy Day (In London Town) Michael Buble England Department Of Tourism Ed
Follow Me Uncle Cracker Stalkers Hotline Joey
Follow Me Uncle Kracker Lost and Found Agency Lore
Follow The Lady Carbon Leaf Stalking Victims' Hotline tckma
Follow You Down Gin Blossoms Stalker Protection Hotline Deidre
Follow You Home Nickelback Special Victim's Unit Rocky Mak
Follow You, Follow Me Genesis Private Investigator's Office neptunevsmars
Folsom Prison Blues Johnny Cash Folsom State Prison Jeffrey Graham
Fool Fool Fool Ray Brown & The Whispers Inferiority Complex Anonymous FussBudgetVanPelt
Fool For The City Foghat Redneck's answering machine nightrain express
The Fool on The Hill The Beatles Church Wirawan Winarto
Fool On The Hill The Beatles Congressional Office Alison Runyon
Foolin' Around Patsy Cline Escort Hotline Monica
Foolish Games Jewel NFL/NBA MOR
Fools Like Me Trisha Yearwood Depression Helpline Da Phoenix
Footloose Kenny Loggins Shoe Store Scandia
Footloose Kenny Loggins Amputee Association Mads
Footloose Kenny Loggins Larry Craig's Office Glenn
For Lack of Better Words Restless Heart Roget's Thesaurus Mike
For The Longest Time Billy Joel Anyone Who Puts You On Hold Wildcat
For The Love Of Money The O'Jays Bank or Credit Union soul
For The Love Of Money The O'Jays Church soul
For What It's Worth Buffalo Sprinfield Hearing Loss Clinic MAGick
For Whom the Bell Tolls Metallica Ernest Hemingway's estate carly_carlz
For Whom The Bell Tolls Metallica Vietnam Veteran Hotline Zan the Man
For Whom The Bell Tolls Metallica The Army Recruitment Center jackblack
For Your Love The Yardbirds Stalker Helpline carly_carlz
Forever And Ever Winnie The Pooh Divorce Lawyer Adriana
Forever Gone, Forever You Evanescence Marriage Counseling Elidora
Forever In Blue Jeans Neil Diamond Formalwear shop Martha Irvin
Forever Love X-Japan Divorce Lawyer/Marriage Counseling Katie
Forever Young Youth Group Retirement Center bubzie
Forever Young Bob Dylan Senior Citizen Center ObLaBlah
Forever Young Youth Group Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch DJ
Forever Young Chris Isaak Progeria Support Group duhnees
Forfeit Chevelle Saddam Hussein TheMatrixKid
Forget About Me The Bellamy Brothers Alzheimer's Disease Helpline Ed
Forget About Tomorrow Feeder Fortune Telling Agency PJ
Forget It Breaking Benjamin Amnesia Clinic MadDog
Forget Me Not Celine Dion Alzheimer's Advice Line frank
Forget To Remember Mudvayne Amnesia treatment center Wormy
Forgiven Not Forgotten The Corrs Divorce hotline DieKolkrabe
Forgot DCP Ginseng Company Admiral Memo
Forgot About Tomorrow Feeder Alzheimer's Clinic ficticious
Forgotten Linkin Park Amnesia Therapy reteshcekim
Forgotten Sons Marillion Orphanage Jon Wisbey
Fortunate Son Creedence Clearwater Revival US Army Recruiters Dan
Forty Miles Of Bad Road Duane Eddy Department Of Highways crazydon
Forty Ounces To Freedom Sublime Alcoholics Anonymous Stonetree
Forver Young Chris Isaak Progeria Support Group duhnees
Forward Motion Relient K Paraplegic Hotline Squash
Forward To Death Dead Kennedys Suicide Hotline Kak
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Bloodhound Gang Peace Activists Office djmskat
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Bloodhound Gang The Military Jeffrey Hope
Framed Cheech And Chong  Legal Advice Centre Rosie
Franco Un-American NOFX U.S. Citizenship Office T-ziggy
Franks 2000-Inch TV Weird Al Yankovic Couch Potatoes Anonymous hec
Frayed Ends Of Sanity  Metallica Mental Hospital SisterGirl
Freak On a Leash Korn Dog Kennel Jonathan S.
Freak On A Leash Korn Insanity Hospitals ke
Freaking Out Adema Crisis Hotline/Mental Hospital Sally
Freaks Live Incest Victims Helpline. Beau McClelland
Free Mya Prison Crys
Free As A Bird The Beatles Prison Wirawan Winarto
Free At Last DC Talk Prison Admiral Memo
Free Bird Lynyrd Skynyrd Free range chicken farms Josh
Free Fallin' Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Elevator Repair Service Larcen Tyler
Free Fallin' Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers Skydiving Hotline slioknotroks
Free Fallin' Tom Petty Acrophobia Hotline Glenn
Free Fallin' Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers Elevator Repair Service Larcen Tyler
Free Me Uriah Heep Prison FussBudgetVanPelt
Free Ride Doobie Brothers Taxicab Company Chase Waggoner
Free The People Sherbet Guantanamo Bay Switchboard FussBudgetVanPelt
Free You Mind En Vogue Teacher or principal's office Shesoul
Freebird Lynyrd Skynyrd Any Federal Prison slick
Freedom Jimi Hendrix/Wham! County Jail Death_Zero
Freedom '90 George Michael Maximum Security Prison Marv
Freedom of Choice Devo Communist Party Jake
Freewill Rush The Vatican bergil
Freewill Rush Calvinist Church Scandia
Freewill Rush US Government TomSawyer2112
Fresh Kool & The Gang Summer's Eve Help Line Cookie-man
Friends In Low Places Garth Brooks Lawyer's Office mcseman
Friends Of P The Rentals Urinology lab Brian Kelly
Friends Will Be Friends Queen Support Service Lici
From The Beginning Emerson, Lake and Palmer Any helpline arnie

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