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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> F, Page 3
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with F, Page 3
Entries starting with F are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Flaming Youth | Kiss | Gay Teens Support Group | HarryMay | |||
| Flash | Queen | Eveready Flashlight | Jorgen | |||
| Flashlight | Psychadelic Funk | Lightbulb Company | Kryptonite | |||
| Flesh & Blood | Roxy Music | Morgue | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Flesh And Blood | Roxy Music | Coroner's Office | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| The Flesh Failure | Hair | US Pentagon | dUtCh_GuRl | |||
| Flight 601 [All I've Got Is Time] | Fenix Tx | Anyone who puts you on hold | anon | |||
| Flirting With Disaster | Molly Hatchet | Suicide Hotline | Bionic Coyote Coupon | |||
| Float On | Modest Mouse | Coast Guard | tictacs941 | |||
| Float On | Modest Mouse | Tsunami Relief Hotline | Ezra | |||
| Flood | Tool | FEMA | daedolon | |||
| Flood | Jars of Clay | Disaster Hotline | Admiral Memo | |||
| Flourish | DDR | Miracle Gro | Anonymous | |||
| Flower | Liz Phair | Church | Genevieve | |||
| Floyd The Barber | Nirvana | Barber Shop | Electron | |||
| Floyd The Barber | Nirvana | Barber/Hairdresser | CGRYo | |||
| Fly | Sugar Ray | Any airline | been_a_son | |||
| Fly Away | Lenny Kravitz | Delta Airlines | Larcen Tyler | |||
| Fly Away | Mariah Carey | Anywhere In Hurricane Stricken Florida | Bill | |||
| Fly By Night | Rush | Air Canada | carly_carlz | |||
| Fly Into The Mystery | The Modern Lovers | Any Airline | Christobel | |||
| Fly To The Angels | Slaughter | Mortuary | FRANK STARR | |||
| Fly Too High | Janis Ian | Icarus' Answering Machine | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Flying High Again | Ozzy Osbourne | American Airlines/Any Airline | RevLeviath | |||
| Flying High Again | Ozzy Osbourne | Any Washed-up Rock Star | RatFaceLace | |||
| FM (No Static At All) | Steely Dan | Any AM Radio Station | Raphael Bivas | |||
| A Foggy Day (In London Town) | Michael Buble | England Department Of Tourism | Ed | |||
| Follow Me | Uncle Cracker | Stalkers Hotline | Joey | |||
| Follow Me | Uncle Kracker | Lost and Found Agency | Lore | |||
| Follow The Lady | Carbon Leaf | Stalking Victims' Hotline | tckma | |||
| Follow You Down | Gin Blossoms | Stalker Protection Hotline | Deidre | |||
| Follow You Home | Nickelback | Special Victim's Unit | Rocky Mak | |||
| Follow You, Follow Me | Genesis | Private Investigator's Office | neptunevsmars | |||
| Followed Home Then Killed | Cannibal Corpse | Bodyguard Hiring | Blenis | |||
| Following You Around | Morecambe & Wise | Royalists' answering machine | pickle | |||
| Folsom Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | Folsom State Prison | Jeffrey Graham | |||
| Fool | Roxette | Democratic Party Headquarters | Edward | |||
| Fool Fool Fool | Ray Brown & The Whispers | Inferiority Complex Anonymous | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| Fool For The City | Foghat | Redneck's answering machine | nightrain express | |||
| The Fool on The Hill | The Beatles | Church | Wirawan Winarto | |||
| Fool On The Hill | The Beatles | Congressional Office | Alison Runyon | |||
| Foolin' Around | Patsy Cline | Escort Hotline | Monica | |||
| Foolish Games | Jewel | NFL/NBA | MOR | |||
| Fools Like Me | Trisha Yearwood | Depression Helpline | Da Phoenix | |||
| Footloose | Kenny Loggins | Shoe Store | Scandia | |||
| Footloose | Kenny Loggins | Amputee Association | Mads | |||
| Footloose | Kenny Loggins | Larry Craig's Office | Glenn | |||
| For Lack of Better Words | Restless Heart | Roget's Thesaurus | Mike | |||
| For the Girl Who Has Everything | NSYNC | Homeless shelter | Kerry | |||
| For The Longest Time | Billy Joel | Anyone Who Puts You On Hold | Wildcat | |||
| For The Love Of Money | The O'Jays | Church | soul | |||
| For The Love Of Money | The O'Jays | Bank or Credit Union | soul | |||
| For What It's Worth | Buffalo Sprinfield | Hearing Loss Clinic | MAGick | |||
| For Whom the Bell Tolls | Metallica | Ernest Hemingway's estate | carly_carlz | |||
| For Whom The Bell Tolls | Metallica | Vietnam Veteran Hotline | Zan the Man | |||
| For Whom The Bell Tolls | Metallica | The Army Recruitment Center | jackblack | |||
| For Your Love | The Yardbirds | Stalker Helpline | carly_carlz | |||
| Forever And Ever | Winnie The Pooh | Divorce Lawyer | Adriana | |||
| Forever Gone, Forever You | Evanescence | Marriage Counseling | Elidora | |||
| Forever In Blue Jeans | Neil Diamond | Formalwear shop | Martha Irvin | |||
| Forever Love | X-Japan | Divorce Lawyer/Marriage Counseling | Katie | |||
| Forever Young | Youth Group | Michael Jackson Neverland Ranch | DJ | |||
| Forever Young | Bob Dylan | Senior Citizen Center | ObLaBlah | |||
| Forever Young | Alphaville | Cemetery | Sheegwa Miao | |||
| Forever Young | Chris Isaak | Progeria Support Group | duhnees | |||
| Forever Young | Youth Group | Retirement Center | bubzie | |||
| Forfeit | Chevelle | Saddam Hussein | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Forget About Me | The Bellamy Brothers | Alzheimer's Disease Helpline | Ed | |||
| Forget About Tomorrow | Feeder | Fortune Telling Agency | PJ | |||
| Forget It | Breaking Benjamin | Amnesia Clinic | MadDog | |||
| Forget Me Not | Celine Dion | Alzheimer's Advice Line | frank | |||
| Forget To Remember | Mudvayne | Amnesia treatment center | Wormy | |||
| Forgiven Not Forgotten | The Corrs | Divorce hotline | DieKolkrabe | |||
| Forgot | DCP | Ginseng Company | Admiral Memo | |||
| Forgot About Tomorrow | Feeder | Alzheimer's Clinic | ficticious | |||
| Forgotten | Linkin Park | Amnesia Therapy | reteshcekim | |||
| Forgotten Sons | Marillion | Orphanage | Jon Wisbey | |||
| Fortunate Son | Creedence Clearwater Revival | US Army Recruiters | Dan | |||
| Forty Miles Of Bad Road | Duane Eddy | Department Of Highways | crazydon | |||
| Forty Ounces To Freedom | Sublime | Alcoholics Anonymous | Stonetree | |||
| Forver Young | Chris Isaak | Progeria Support Group | duhnees | |||
| Forward Motion | Relient K | Paraplegic Hotline | Squash | |||
| Forward To Death | Dead Kennedys | Suicide Hotline | Kak | |||
| The Four Seasons Concertos | Antonio Vivaldi | National Weather Service | Yello Jello | |||
| The Four Seasons Concertos | Antonio Vivaldi | Weather service | Chris | |||
| Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo | Bloodhound Gang | Peace Activists Office | djmskat | |||
| Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo | Bloodhound Gang | The Military | Jeffrey Hope | |||
| Framed | Cheech And Chong | Legal Advice Centre | Rosie | |||
| Franco Un-American | NOFX | U.S. Citizenship Office | T-ziggy | |||
| Franks 2000-Inch TV | Weird Al Yankovic | Couch Potatoes Anonymous | hec | |||
| Frayed Ends Of Sanity | Metallica | Mental Hospital | SisterGirl | |||
| Freak On a Leash | Korn | Dog Kennel | Jonathan S. | |||
| Freak On A Leash | Korn | Petco | Kerry | |||
| Freak On A Leash | Korn | Insanity Hospitals | ke | |||
| Freaking Out | Adema | Crisis Hotline/Mental Hospital | Sally | |||
| Freaks | Live | Incest Victims Helpline. | Beau McClelland | |||
| Free | Mya | Prison | Crys | |||
| Free As A Bird | The Beatles | Prison | Wirawan Winarto | |||
| Free At Last | DC Talk | Prison | Admiral Memo | |||
| Free Bird | Lynyrd Skynyrd | Free range chicken farms | Josh |
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