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Song Names -> Bad Choices for on Hold Music -> P, Page 3
This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
Entries Beginning with P, Page 3
Entries starting with P are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Porno Graphique | Mylene Farmer | Sex Hotline | genevieve | |||
| Positive Reaction | Mandy Smith | STD clincs | Daniel G. | |||
| Possession | Whitechapel | Church | The Face Smasher | |||
| Pot City | The Seatbelts | Drug Addiction Hotline Or Medical Center | Darius Cloud | |||
| Potato Girl | Our Lady Peace | Supermarket | Frieda Evans | |||
| Potential Break-Up Song | Aly & AJ | Dating Service | Temari | |||
| Potential Breakup Song | Aly & AJ | Marriage counselor | Austin C | |||
| Pour Some Sugar on Me | Aerosmith | Diabetics Association | philbo_baggins | |||
| Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | Diabetes Association | Relik86 | |||
| Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | Dentists Office | Julia | |||
| Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | Weight Watchers | nightrain express | |||
| Pour Yourself Another Drink | The Academy Is... | Alcoholics Anonymous | Amy | |||
| Pourvu Qu'Elles Soient Douces | Mylene Farmer | Church | Genevieve | |||
| Power Failure | Procol Harum | Electric Company | Paul Warren | |||
| The Power Of Goodbye | Madonna | Funeral Hole/Morgue | Varath | |||
| The Power Of The Dream | Celine Dion | Sleep Disorders Clinic | Rosie | |||
| Powerless | Linkin Park | Electric power companies | jason a. | |||
| Prayer | Disturbed | Church | ficticious | |||
| Prayer in C | Lilly Wood and the Prick | Morgue | Dongquan | |||
| Prayers For Rain | The Cure | New Orleans City Hall | iak | |||
| Prepare For War | Dragonforce | Armory | DJ Blaze | |||
| President On The Dollar | Mitch Miller | Secret Service | Joel Bader | |||
| The Press Corpes | Anti-Flag | The White House | steph27 | |||
| The Pressman | Primus | Journalism Company | Cheezisgoodscrewyou | |||
| Pressure | Queen with David Bowie | Psychiatrist Office | meQal | |||
| Pressure Point | The Zutons | Anger Management Association | Beth | |||
| Pretend We're Dead | L7 | Pet Obedience School | sherock | |||
| Pretend We're Dead | L7 | Suicide Hotline | Indomitus | |||
| Pretty But Mental | Lesbian Bed Death | Mental Institute | PJ | |||
| Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) | The Offspring | The Black Panthers | t | |||
| Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) | The Offspring | Michael Jackson's Answerphone | Claudia | |||
| Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) | The Offspring | NAACP | sarah | |||
| Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) | Offspring | KKK | Cowboy D. | |||
| Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) | Offspring | NAACP Headquarters | SisterGirl | |||
| Pretty Fly For A Rabbi | Weird Al Yankovic | Synagogue | Wood | |||
| Pretty Fly For a Rabbi | Weird Al Yankovic | Catholic Church | Max Maxter | |||
| Pretty Fly For A White Guy | The Offspring | Vanilla Ice's Answering Machine | Craigus | |||
| Pretty Noose | Soundgarden | KKK | gitarkid | |||
| Pretty Noose | Soundgarden | Museum of Torture | Fbug | |||
| Pretty On The Inside | Hole | Plastic Surgeon | Gregorian Hellfield | |||
| Pretty Tied Up | Guns N' Roses | Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous | Tatiana | |||
| Pretty Vacant | Sex Pistols | MENSA | AJG | |||
| Pretty Woman | Van Halen | Lesbian Support Group | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | Richard Gere's Answering Machine | Richard Davies | |||
| Pretty Woman | Van Halen | Plastic Surgery Clinic | been_a_son | |||
| Pretzel Logic | Steely Dan | George W. Bush Presidential Library | Rosie Finch | |||
| The Price Of Love | Bryan Ferry | V.D. Clinic | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| The Price Of Love | The Everly Brothers | Brothel | Marian | |||
| The Price Of Love | The Everly Brothers | Brothel | Marian | |||
| Price To Pay | Staind | Lawyer | TheMatrixKid | |||
| Pride (In the NAME of Love) | U2 | Divorce Court | Tatiana | |||
| Pride (In The Name Of Love) | U2 | KKK | _ _ _ _ _ | |||
| Prince Rupert Awakes | King Crimson | News International | pickle | |||
| A Princess Of The People | Jump | Camilla Parker-Bowles's answering machine | pickle* | |||
| Prison Bound | Social Distortion | County Jail/Juvenile Hall | Joe | |||
| Prison Sex | Tool | Public Defenders' office | Bastich | |||
| The Prison Song | System Of A Down | The Police Station | Branden Nardulli | |||
| Prison Song | System Of A Down | Federal Prison | ray | |||
| Private Dancer | Tina Turner | strip joint | Daniel G. | |||
| Probably Built In The Fifties | The Gathering | Antiques Store | Fudge | |||
| Problems | Sex Pistols | Alcoholics/Junkies Anonymous | PistolPocketeer | |||
| Problems | The Everly Brothers | Psychiatrist's Office | Marian | |||
| Problems | The Everly Brothers | US Space Program | Marian | |||
| Professional Widow | Tori Amos | Dating Service | KooKooDee | |||
| Profit In Peace | Ocean Colour Scene | Tony Blair's Office | Marv | |||
| Promiscuous Daughter | CKY(Camp Kill Yourself) | Molestation Hotline/Kids Help Phone | Wally P. | |||
| Promiscuous Girl | Nelly Furtado | Rape Hotline | Ed | |||
| Promises, Promises | Dionne Warwick/Naked Eyes | Promise Keepers Christian Men's Group | MOR | |||
| Property Of Jesus | Bob Dylan | Synagogue | ObLaBlah | |||
| The Pros And Cons Of Breathing | Fall Out Boy | Oxygen Tanks | ARilary P. | |||
| Psychedelic Lover | Pierrot | Drug Addiction helpline | inky | |||
| Psycho | System Of A Down | Rehab Center | Branden Nardulli | |||
| Psycho | Puddle Of Mud | Mental Institution | Fbug | |||
| Psycho Girlfriend | Jessie James | Dating service | Edward | |||
| Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | Witness Protection Agency | Lici | |||
| Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | Secure Unit Psychiatric Hospital | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Psycho Therapy | The Ramones | Psycho-Analyst Office | retta | |||
| Psychotic Reaction | Count Five | Mental Institution | FussBudgetVanPelt | |||
| A Pub With No Beer | Slim Dusty | Pub | Rosie | |||
| Puke | Eminem | Bulimia Hotline | Dan | |||
| Pull | Better Than Ezra | Dentist | Brian Kelly | |||
| Pulling Teeth | Green Day | Dentist | cabby | |||
| Pulling Teeth | Green Day | Dentist | i rock so much | |||
| Pump It | Black-Eyed Peas | Gas station | Tessa | |||
| Pump Up The Volume | M/A/R/R/S | Office For Neighbor Disputes | Anna Buehnenheim | |||
| Pumped Up Kicks | Foster the People | School | Dominicmgm | |||
| Pumped Up Kicks | Foster the People | NRA | Dennis Pickle | |||
| Punk Rock 101 | Bowling For Soup | Oldies Radio Station | Max Maxter | |||
| Pure Massacre | Silverchair | Slaughterhouse | Flo | |||
| Pure Massacre | Silverchair | Hostage Negotiator | Heath | |||
| Pure Massacre | Silverchair | Ambulance Station | Regos the Sane | |||
| Pure Morning | Placebo | Any Laxative | misha | |||
| Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | Drug Hotline | Stobes | |||
| Purple Hills | D12 | Mental Hospital | Damolisher | |||
| Purple Pills | D 12 | Drugs Helpline | tha g | |||
| Purple Rain | Prince | Environmental Protection Agency | Ed | |||
| Purple Stain | Red Hot Chili Peppers | Dry Cleaning Business | Nicole M. | |||
| Push | Matchbox 20 | Victims Of Abuse Support | Jana | |||
| Push It | Salt 'n' Pepa | OB/GYN's office | beatlebabe | |||
| Push Push (In the Bush) | Musique | Anti-Bush song | jorge |
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