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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Entries Beginning with P, Page 3

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
Submitted by:
Prepare For War Dragonforce Armory DJ Blaze
President On The Dollar Mitch Miller Secret Service Joel Bader
The Press Corpes Anti-Flag The White House steph27
The Pressman Primus Journalism Company Cheezisgoodscrewyou
Pressure Queen with David Bowie Psychiatrist Office meQal
Pressure Point The Zutons Anger Management Association Beth
Pretend We're Dead L7 Pet Obedience School sherock
Pretend We're Dead L7 Suicide Hotline Indomitus
Pretty But Mental Lesbian Bed Death Mental Institute PJ
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) The Offspring The Black Panthers  t
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) The Offspring Michael Jackson's Answerphone Claudia
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) The Offspring NAACP sarah
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) Offspring KKK Cowboy D.
Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) Offspring NAACP Headquarters SisterGirl
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi Weird Al Yankovic Synagogue Wood
Pretty Fly For a Rabbi Weird Al Yankovic Catholic Church Max Maxter
Pretty Fly For A White Guy The Offspring Vanilla Ice's Answering Machine Craigus
Pretty Noose Soundgarden KKK gitarkid
Pretty Noose Soundgarden Museum of Torture Fbug
Pretty On The Inside Hole Plastic Surgeon Gregorian Hellfield
Pretty Vacant Sex Pistols MENSA AJG
Pretty Woman Van Halen Lesbian Support Group TheMatrixKid
Pretty Woman Van Halen Plastic Surgery Clinic been_a_son
Pretty Woman Roy Orbison Richard Gere's Answering Machine Richard Davies
Pretzel Logic Steely Dan George W. Bush Presidential Library Rosie Finch
The Price Of Love Bryan Ferry V.D. Clinic FussBudgetVanPelt
The Price Of Love The Everly Brothers Brothel Marian
The Price Of Love The Everly Brothers Brothel Marian
Price To Pay Staind Lawyer TheMatrixKid
Pride (In The Name Of Love) U2 KKK _ _ _ _ _
Prince Rupert Awakes King Crimson News International pickle
A Princess Of The People Jump Camilla Parker-Bowles's answering machine pickle*
Prison Bound Social Distortion County Jail/Juvenile Hall Joe
Prison Sex Tool Public Defenders' office Bastich
The Prison Song System Of A Down The Police Station Branden Nardulli
Prison Song System Of A Down Federal Prison ray
Private Dancer Tina Turner strip joint Daniel G.
Probably Built In The Fifties The Gathering Antiques Store Fudge
Problems The Everly Brothers US Space Program Marian
Problems Sex Pistols Alcoholics/Junkies Anonymous PistolPocketeer
Problems The Everly Brothers Psychiatrist's Office Marian
Professional Widow Tori Amos Dating Service KooKooDee
Profit In Peace Ocean Colour Scene Tony Blair's Office Marv
Promiscuous Daughter CKY(Camp Kill Yourself) Molestation Hotline/Kids Help Phone Wally P.
Promiscuous Girl Nelly Furtado Rape Hotline Ed
Promises, Promises Dionne Warwick/Naked Eyes Promise Keepers Christian Men's Group MOR
Property Of Jesus Bob Dylan Synagogue ObLaBlah
The Pros And Cons Of Breathing Fall Out Boy Oxygen Tanks ARilary P.
Psychedelic Lover Pierrot Drug Addiction helpline inky
Psycho System Of A Down Rehab Center Branden Nardulli
Psycho Puddle Of Mud Mental Institution Fbug
Psycho Girlfriend Jessie James Dating service Edward
Psycho Killer Talking Heads Secure Unit Psychiatric Hospital Anna Buehnenheim
Psycho Killer Talking Heads Witness Protection Agency Lici
Psycho Therapy The Ramones Psycho-Analyst Office retta
Psychotic Reaction Count Five Mental Institution FussBudgetVanPelt
A Pub With No Beer Slim Dusty Pub Rosie
Puke Eminem Bulimia Hotline Dan
Pull Better Than Ezra Dentist Brian Kelly
Pulling Teeth Green Day Dentist cabby
Pulling Teeth Green Day Dentist i rock so much
Pump It Black-Eyed Peas Gas station Tessa
Pump Up The Volume M/A/R/R/S Office For Neighbor Disputes Anna Buehnenheim
Punk Rock 101 Bowling For Soup Oldies Radio Station Max Maxter
Pure Massacre Silverchair Slaughterhouse Flo
Pure Massacre Silverchair Hostage Negotiator Heath
Pure Massacre Silverchair Ambulance Station Regos the Sane
Pure Morning Placebo Any Laxative misha
Purple Haze Jimi Hendrix  Drug Hotline Stobes
Purple Hills D12 Mental Hospital Damolisher
Purple Pills D 12 Drugs Helpline tha g
Purple Rain Prince Environmental Protection Agency Ed
Purple Stain Red Hot Chili Peppers Dry Cleaning Business Nicole M.
Push Matchbox 20 Victims Of Abuse Support Jana
Push It Salt 'n' Pepa OB/GYN's office beatlebabe
Push Push (In the Bush) Musique Anti-Bush song jorge
The Pusher Steppenwolf Drug Dealers Answering Machine erin
Pushing Daisies Savage Garden  Funeral Home Cautious Lip
Pushing The Needle Too Far Indigo Girls Narcotics Anonymous miss bad example
Put My Little Shoes Away The Everly Brothers Children's hospital Marian
Put Out The Fire Queen National Rifle Association Anonymous
Put The Bone In (My Dog Has Been Hit By A Car) Terry Jacks Any Veterinarian Clinic Matthew Villani
Put the Money Down The Who Debters Loan Company Death_Zero
Put Them To Death Cannibal Corpse Any Anti-Capital Punishment Organization Diddims
Put Yourself In My Place Kylie Minogue Funeral Directors Graham McLeod
Putting It Together Barbra Streisand  Repair Man Katee
Pyramania Alan Parsons Project Cairo Tourism Bureau Stephen H.
Pyramid Charice Egyptian Tourism Office Violet Baudelaire
Pyromania The Alan Parsons Project Arson Investigation Board Chase Waggoner

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