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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.

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Song Name
 
Performer Name
 
Product Name
 
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Picasso's Last Words (Drink to Me) The Wings The Fine Arts Committee Jet Seargent
Pick A Part That's New Stereophonics Plastic surgery Pickle
Pick Yer Nose Ani Difranco Miss Manners HarryMay
Picture Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow Photo Development Reb
Pictures Of Matchstick Men Status Quo National Art Institute Doodah
Pie Jesu Sarah Brightman Pagan organization/Athiest organization Diddims
Piece Of Crap Neil Young Windows Vista tech support Bill
Piece Of Crap Neil Young Repair Shop, Customer Complaint Desk Ingeborg S. Nordén
Piece Of Crap Neil Young Michael Moore's House BadKarma Chameleon
Piece Of Mind Boston Mental Hospital Jason
Piece Of S*** Car Adam Sandler Any Used Car Dealership gillian
Piece of S*** Car Adam Sandler Car repair shop DarkDan
Pieces Of Me Ashlee Simpson Leper Colony crazydon
Pieces Of Me Ashlee Simpson Iraqi Suicide Bombers maggot
Pieces Of Me Ashlee Simpson Window Company Ari
Pieces Of Me Ashlee Simpson Operating Room Joelle
Pieces Of You Jewel Funeral Home Opinion Girl
Pigeons Genesis Tommy Saxondale's answering machine ('Saxondale') pickle
Piggies Beatles Mexican Travel Agency Paul Warren
Piggies Beatles Police Department Conrad F.
"Piggies" The Beatles Hormel (as in Spam) Iludium Phosdex
Pina Colada(The Escape Song) Jimmy Buffett Rehab/Prison Combo duhnees
Pinball Wizard The Who Arcade Wood
Pinch Me Barenaked Ladies Masochistics Hotline Gillian
Pink Houses John Cougar Mellencamp Chapter Of Hell's Angel's Jay W
Pink Spider Hide Mental Hospital explodingferret
Pink Triangle Weezer Gay and Lesbian Liberation Chapter Silverfish
Piranha Exodus Amazon Rainforest Tours Saltcreep
A Pirate Looks At 40 Jimmy Buffett Copyright Infringement Lawyer Gonzo
Pistol Pistol D12 Suicide Helpline jammy
A Place For My Head Linkin Park Neurosurgeon reteshcekim
A Place For My Head Linkin Park Mattress Factory Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
A Place In The Sun Stevie Wonder Albinos' Support Group Natalie Stonecipher
Plane Jason Mraz Airline Ticketing Hotline tckma
Plane Crash The Toadies Airport Mark
Play Guitar John Cougar Mellencamp Piano Lessons oldsongs
Play It Loud MXPX Library Geo P.
Play That Funky Music Wild Cherry NAACP been_a_son
Play With Fire Hilary Duff Fire Brigade thelastaurora
Playboy Bunnie Tori Amos Playboy Hotline Marketa
Playground In My Mind Clint Holmes Michael Jackson's answering service Glenn
Playing With The Boys Kenny Loggins Michael Jackson's Answering Machine knelly
Playing With Uranium Duran Duran Kim Jong-Il's residence MCSEMan23
Pleasant Valley Sunday The Monkees Town Hall of any American Suburb Jake
Please Bleed Ben Harper ICU Chynna
Please Don't Go KC and The Sunshine Band Divorce Lawyer Ed
Please Don't Leave Me Pink Marriage Divorce Counselling Dongquan
Please Mister Postman The Marvellettes/Beatles/Carpenters US Postal Service XRaySpecks
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want The Smiths Kleptomaniacs Anonymous Fletch
Po' Folks Nappy Roots Homeless Shelter Hotline iceMan
Pocket Calculator & Dentaku Kraftwerk Texas Instruments  MC Blargenfedibblenohip
Poem's Evil Page Rhapsody Library ProfessorPants
Points Of Authority Linkin Park Marathon Runners Organization ashleySTVM
Points Of Authority Linkin Park Anarchists reteshcekim
Poison Alice Cooper Poison Control Center tictacs941
Poison Lisa Stansfield Poison Control A-lean
Poison Alice Cooper/ Bell Biv Devoe Poison Control Brian Kelly
Poison Arrow ABC Poison Control Center AGP the English G
Poison Girl  HIM Poison Control Hotline t
Poison Ivy The Coasters Dermatologist's Office XRaySpecks
Poisoning Pigeons In the Park Tom Leher PETA, Bird Sancturary Fbug
Poisoning Pigeons in the Park Tom Lehrer Racing Pigeon Clubs The Skuz
Poker Face Lady GaGa World Series of Poker Tournament She
Poker Face Lady GaGa Casino, poker clubs, etc. Anonymous
Poker Face Lady Gaga Gambling addiction center Anonymous
Poker Face Lady Gaga Compulsive Gambling Hotline Nathan Elia
The Police Every Breath You Take Asthma/Emphysema Hotline duhnees
Police Story Black Flag Police station KM 235
Police Truck Dead Kennedys Police Department Jesus
Policy Of Truth Depeche Mode Any Politician's Answering Machine crapnel
Political Science Randy Newman The White House cb guido
Politician Cream Political ad Bill S
Polka Power! Weird Al Yankovic Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, etc. Max Maxter
Polly Nirvana Rape Hotline Kait
Pompeii Bastille Travel Agency Dongquan
Poor, Poor, Pitiful Me Warren Zevon Depression Support Hotline P-Ropester
Pop Is Dead Radiohead American Idol/Simon Cowell's office newave
Pop Is Dead Miyavi Any Major Record Company Kitase
Poppin' All Time Low Alcohol promotion Anonymous
Popular Broadway's Musical Wicked People With No Friends Hotline melinda
Popular Song Ariana Grande Disco Dongquan
Porno Graphique Mylene Farmer Sex Hotline genevieve
Positive Reaction Mandy Smith STD clincs Daniel G.
Possession Whitechapel Church The Face Smasher
Pot City The Seatbelts Drug Addiction Hotline Or Medical Center Darius Cloud
Potential Break-Up Song Aly & AJ Dating Service Temari
Potential Breakup Song Aly & AJ Marriage counselor Austin C
Pour Some Sugar on Me Aerosmith Diabetics Association philbo_baggins
Pour Some Sugar On Me Def Leppard Diabetes Association Relik86
Pour Some Sugar On Me Def Leppard Dentists Office Julia
Pour Some Sugar On Me Def Leppard Weight Watchers nightrain express
Pour Yourself Another Drink The Academy Is... Alcoholics Anonymous Amy
Pourvu Qu'Elles Soient Douces Mylene Farmer Church Genevieve
Power Failure Procol Harum Electric Company Paul Warren
The Power Of Goodbye Madonna Funeral Hole/Morgue Varath
The Power Of The Dream Celine Dion Sleep Disorders Clinic Rosie
Powerless Linkin Park Electric power companies jason a.
Prayer Disturbed Church ficticious
Prayer in C Lilly Wood and the Prick Morgue Dongquan
Prayers For Rain The Cure New Orleans City Hall iak

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