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Song Parodies -> "My Pokemon"

Original Song Title:

"Milkshake"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"My Pokemon"

Parody Written by:

Sara

The Lyrics

A version of it
[Repeat 2x]
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like "you wanna trade cards?"
Damn right, I wanna trade cards
I'll trade you
But not my Charizard

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the nerds go crazy for
They beg their moms
For a pack of cards
This isn't hard

[Chorus 2x]
La-la-la-la-la
Play your card
La-la-la-la-la
The nerds are waiting

[Repeat 2x]
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like "you wanna trade cards?"
Damn right, I wanna trade cards
I'll trade you
But not my Charizard

I see you're on it
I know you seek out to my
Card, that will beat all the nerds
It can't be bought
Cheaters get caught
Watch if you're smart

[Chorus 2x]
La-la-la-la-la
Play your card
La-la-la-la-la
The nerds are waiting

[Repeat 2x]
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like "you wanna trade cards?"
Damn right, I wanna trade cards
I'll trade you
But not my Charizard

Once you have evolved
Everyone will take their turn to
Challenge you and your cards
You have to play your game strong
Just get the perfect blend
And what you have within
And with a crowds applause
You play your cards

[Chorus 2x]
La-la-la-la-la
Play your card
La-la-la-la-la
The nerds are waiting

[Repeat 2x]
My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard
And they're like "you wanna trade cards?"
Damn right, I wanna trade cards
I'll trade you
But not my Charizard

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 39

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W'lam - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny
Red Ant - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry, Sara, but this isn't a parody. There's at least 6 Pokeman themed parodies of this song already here, and this changes maybe 10 words from any of them. No vote.
lizzy - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
ok this is as funny as it gets!! but does anyone actually sing the intire song?? if so please let me know!!
lizzyvi - July 11, 2009 - Report this comment
*entire
yasmin1234 - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
my scnitzel brings all the germans to the yard and their like, guten tag!
jake - June 02, 2010 - Report this comment
yeah i agree with red ant but i liked it soooo much i texted it to all my friends and they all LOL it!

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