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These are lyrics by Kelis that do not rhyme.
Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Kelis
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Kelis', "Digital World"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Messages to start my day
Been sitting on my bus since Wednesday
Tried to hit you on your two way
Your mailbox was full all the way
Been sitting on my bus since Wednesday
Tried to hit you on your two way
Your mailbox was full all the way
Why They're Misrhymed:
For some reason, these words rhyme exceptionally well together, so much that you're not even able to notice any slight difference both in spelling and pronunciation. In fact, it's as if they're exactly the same words being coupled! How clever can a lyricist be?
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Kelis', "Milkshake"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you but I have to charge
I can teach you but I have to charge
Why They're Misrhymed:
'Yours' and 'charge' simply do not rhyme.
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
Kelis', "Milkshake"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach but I'll have to charge
And they're like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach but I'll have to charge
Why They're Misrhymed:
First of all, she rhymed yours with itself, Second, yours does not rhyme with either yard or charge, yours---yard, yours---charge, nope don't see it ever rhyming in this lifetime.
Submitted by: PoohGirl
Kelis', "Millionaire"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
If you got glitches in your like computer
Turn it off and then reboot-a
Turn it off and then reboot-a
Why They're Misrhymed:
'Reboot' is attempted to rhyme with 'computer' because an 'a' is placed at the end.
Submitted by: sonikal
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