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Song Parodies -> "Coffee"

Original Song Title:

"Bossy"

Original Performer:

Kelis

Parody Song Title:

"Coffee"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

the reason im posting this song agian is because last time i wasnt able to click the box with comments so heres the song agian and you can lay out comments its theres a lil change
yo you dont have to love it you dont even have to like
but i will drink it you know why ha ha
cause its made of beans

(love that folgers)

its coffee
i like my beans roasted black
id love to drink it before its gone
thats right
i want all the beans to be hard
and thats right
and i know caffeine is the bomb

love coffee
its the one yall love to make
i love it in stake and shake
dont wont no juice or pop
im back with a eight o clock
cause its coffee

ohh let me make it down where its really cool
stir it up make it smell extra good
real coffee is made from fol..gers
ohh i gave you a tast you want some more
(want more)
you want to even drink it with a ice cycle speacial roast
oh from the best coffee makin factory up in crenshaw
im a coffee like ing playa up in harlem
dont want no problem
everyone is wanting the 8 o clock is yummy

caffine is the bomb
caffine gives me skill(2)

chorus

oohh i bet you never made it like this before
me baby be making it with caffiene blast
got the bar infested with people who love it with
sugar
oh love drinking it alot when its smoking
while mcdonalds is open
me and my girls love coffee it helps us stay hy..per
for all the tea sipping b*stards up in holland
change to coffee
drank folgers till 8o clock and at night im still jumpin

deit with some coffee
than deit i shall(2)

chorus

ohh i love what im drinkin
cant stop staring
it makes me cool and makes me hyper
girl i want folgers
ill drink it all night and ill have energy to work late
love the caffeine i love its really roasted down
what i want girl you better get it now
thats how you make it huh
well i smell a aroma son
in fact its the best love it in the back and in the front
tell that man you want your coffee
get some help want to know how to make it
i love caffiene son i spent ill my cash again
ill drink it with my friends in a packed train
they say why am i alway being broken
ill even spend a million dollas playa im addicted to coffe

chorus

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