[Repeat x2]
My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yards
And their like
Let's all trade cards
And I'm like, I'd rather play cards
I can beat you
I have my Charizard

You gotta trade it,
I've got a Niddoqueen,
What the nerds go buy cards for.
They lose their minds,
The style I fight,
I'd win the fight

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Just warming up
Lala-lalala,
The nerds are playing

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yards
And their like
Let's all trade cards
And I'm like, I'd rather play cards
I can beat you
I have my Charizard

I can see youre on it,
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that win dueling boys,
Cards must be bought,
Just know, Mewtwo rocks,
Play like a fart,

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Just warming up
La la-la la la,
The nerds are trading,

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yards
And their like
Let's all trade cards
And I'm like, I'd rather play cards
I can beat you
I have my Charizard

Oh, once you get involved,
Everyone will look this way-so,
You gotta give off some harm,
Play it like a big real hero,
Just get the perfect hand,
Plus what you have within,
Then next, the nerds will scream,
Then he's screwed up his hand,

[Chorus x2]
Lala-lalala,
Just warming up
Lala-lalala,
The nerds are playing,

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yards
And their like
Let's all trade cards
And I'm like, I'd rather play cards
I can beat you
I have my Charizard