Song Parodies -> Bachelor Don't Think So
| Original Song Title: | "I Don't Think So" |
| Original Performer: | Kelis |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bachelor Don't Think So" |
| Parody Written by: | Cait Sith |
It's been a while, so I may be a little rusty at this
You think I'm up for a dance
I don't think so
You're telling me I ain't nice
I don't think so
You're up for meeting my parents
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
You think I'm havin' a laugh
I don't think so
You're buyin' me merchandise
I don't think so
I see you wearing my pants
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
I can see it in your eyes
You talk to me like I'm your guy
But I don't want you as my wife, all right
And I'm thinking about
What is it you see in me?
Trust me, I swore celebacy
I don't want you as my wife, all right
You should know by now that
You think I'm up for a dance
I don't think so
You're telling me I ain't nice
I don't think so
You're up for meeting my parents
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
You think I'm havin' a laugh
I don't think so
You're buyin' me merchandise
I don't think so
I see you wearing my pants
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
You can try but I'll die
Before I give my life
No, no
I don't think so
Let me break it down for you
I have commitment issues
Keep your sights on someone else, all right?
And I'm thinking about
Everytime I'm breaking free
But you keep stalking up on me
Keep your sights on someone else, all right?
You should know by now that
You think I'm up for a dance
I don't think so
You're telling me I ain't nice
I don't think so
You're up for meeting my parents
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
You think I'm havin' a laugh
I don't think so
You're buyin' me merchandise
I don't think so
I see you wearing my pants
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
You can try but I'll die
Before I give my life
No, no
I don't think so
I don't think so
You're telling me I ain't nice
I don't think so
You're up for meeting my parents
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
You think I'm havin' a laugh
I don't think so
You're buyin' me merchandise
I don't think so
I see you wearing my pants
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
I can see it in your eyes
You talk to me like I'm your guy
But I don't want you as my wife, all right
And I'm thinking about
What is it you see in me?
Trust me, I swore celebacy
I don't want you as my wife, all right
You should know by now that
You think I'm up for a dance
I don't think so
You're telling me I ain't nice
I don't think so
You're up for meeting my parents
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
You think I'm havin' a laugh
I don't think so
You're buyin' me merchandise
I don't think so
I see you wearing my pants
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
You can try but I'll die
Before I give my life
No, no
I don't think so
Let me break it down for you
I have commitment issues
Keep your sights on someone else, all right?
And I'm thinking about
Everytime I'm breaking free
But you keep stalking up on me
Keep your sights on someone else, all right?
You should know by now that
You think I'm up for a dance
I don't think so
You're telling me I ain't nice
I don't think so
You're up for meeting my parents
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
You think I'm havin' a laugh
I don't think so
You're buyin' me merchandise
I don't think so
I see you wearing my pants
I don't think so
I don't think so
I don't think so
You can try but I'll die
Before I give my life
No, no
I don't think so
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