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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Alanis Morissette.

Alanis Morissette

Alanis Morissette's, "Joining You"
Better Lyrics:
If we were our sexy selves
Original Lyrics:
If we were our successes
Submitted by: Gerald
Alanis Morissette's, "One Hand In My Pocket"
Better Lyrics:
And when it comes down to 'there'
And that everything's gonna be dry, dry, dry
Cuz I got one pad in my pocket
And the other one is under my fly

And what it all comes down to
Is that everything is just dry, dry, dry
'Cuz I got one pad in my pocket
And the other one is stuck to a taxi cab
Original Lyrics:
And what it all comes down to
Is that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine
'Cuz I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is givin' a high five

And what it all comes down to, my friends
Is that everything is just fine, fine, fine
'Cuz I got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab
Submitted by: The Desert of the Real

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