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"21 Things I Want In A Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you worshipping Allah
The all-encompassing King?
Original Lyrics:
Are you funny?
A la self-deprecating?
"21 Things That I Want In A Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you not a d***?
Original Lyrics:
Are you not addicted?
"Accapella song on the end of 'Jagged Little Pill'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you forgive me if I played your Johnny?
Original Lyrics:
Would you forgive me, love, if I laid in your bed?
"Accapella song on the end of 'Jagged Little Pill'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you forgive me if if I put ants in your shower
Original Lyrics:
Would you forgive me love if I dance in your shower
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is a little sexual intercourse
Original Lyrics:
All I need now is intellectual intercourse
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need now is the totally chill of intercourse.
Original Lyrics:
All I need now is intellectual intercourse.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am frightened to drive the car until I saw this lamb.
Original Lyrics:
And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis Costello
Original Lyrics:
I'm like Estella.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am frightened by the color of dead lice on this man
Original Lyrics:
I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't do secretarial today.
Original Lyrics:
I don't disect everything today
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm frustrated by your applique.
Original Lyrics:
I'm frustrated by your apathy.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap me with the splintered hooters.
Original Lyrics:
Slap me with a splintered ruler.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
The corn flakes, the craziness, and the sound of pretenses falling all around.
Original Lyrics:
The conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretenses falling all around.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you so petrified of science?
Original Lyrics:
Why are you so petrified of silence?
"Are You Still Mad?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you all the tomatoes?
Original Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you ultimatums?
"Are You Still Mad?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you old tomatoes?
Original Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you ultimatums?
"Are You Still Mad?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you still mad I kicked you? I wah bad...
Original Lyrics:
Are you still mad I kicked you out of the bed?
"Are You Still Mad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you old tomatoes?
Original Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you ultimatums?
"Are You Still Mad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you still mad I had a tendency to murder you?
Original Lyrics:
Are you still mad I had a tendency to mother you?
"Baba"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me strength on a win wan
Original Lyrics:
Give me strength all knowing one
"Baba"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen them boasting rules and far-out sounds that would be.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen them boasting robes and foreign sandalwood beads.
"Baba"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen them kneel with baited breath for their own jewels.
Original Lyrics:
Ive seen them kneel with baited breath for their rituals.
"Baba"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen them kneel with faded breath for the ritual.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen their nearly faded breasts at the ritual.
"Eight Easy Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
How to control someone
To be a current copy of you.
Original Lyrics:
How to control someone
To be a carbon copy of you.
"Eight Easy Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you how neat our s*** looks
When taught by the best.
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best.
"Eight Easy Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you how real s*** looks when I buy from the best.
Original Lyrics:
I’ll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best.
"Eight Easy Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you how real this s*** looks when taught by the best.
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you love my dog.
or
And you love my duck.
Original Lyrics:
And you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
And you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you love my duck.
Original Lyrics:
And you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You dig everything of my shine machine.
Original Lyrics:
You dig everything of which I'm ashamed.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see all my life and you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see all my light
And you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You see all my light
And you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see everything
You see every park
You see all my light
And you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You see everything
You see every part
You see all my light
And you love my dark.
"Flinch"
Misheard Lyrics:
What are you, my dad?
You f*** me like you were my dad.
Original Lyrics:
What are you, my dad?
You affect me like you were my dad.
"Flinch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You f*** me like you are my dad.
or
You fact me like you are my dad.
Original Lyrics:
You affect me like you are my dad.
"Flinch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You f*** me like you are my dad
Original Lyrics:
You affect me like you are my dad
"Forgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I jump off this mountain,
will I be fuckin' up?
Original Lyrics:
If I jump in this fountain,
will I be forgiven?
"Forgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the name of the father, the septic tank, the cyanide
Had one more stupid question.
Original Lyrics:
In the name of the Father, the skeptic and the Son
I had one more stupid question.
"Forgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know how unscathly girls can be.
Original Lyrics:
You know how us Catholic girls can be.
"Forgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know how us gas-leak girls can be.
Original Lyrics:
You know how us Catholic girls can be.
"Gorgeous"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the guy just...
Original Lyrics:
You look gorgeous.
"Hand In My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is driving a taxi cab.
Original Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
"Hand In My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is carrying a taxi cab
or
I've got one hand in my pocket.
And the other one is tearing a taxi cab.
Original Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
"Hand In My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's handing out maxi-pads.
Original Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's hailing a taxi cab.
"Hand In My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's stealing a hi-fi.
Original Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's giving a high five.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you wanna borrow money.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to rely on.
Original Lyrics:
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I might want to marry you one day. If you watch that weight, it'll keep you from rotting.
Original Lyrics:
I might want to marry you one day, if you watch that weight and keep your firm body.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I could tell the world
'Cos you're such a pretty thing and I've got a pot belly.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I could tell the world
'Cos you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, this could be Nessy.
Original Lyrics:
Ohh, this could be messy.
Nessy as in the legendary reptile of Loch Ness.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, don't go killing everybody.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh,don't go telling everybody.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, this could get nasty.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, this could be messy.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd flash forehead of a furious lady
Original Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a few years later
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a furious lady.
Original Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a few years later.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weed's like horrid tool at furry old lady
Original Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a few years later
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sexually my employee.
Original Lyrics:
You're essentially my employee.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a fine thing when you've got a pop willy.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a fine thing when you've done it properly.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a loyal employee.
Original Lyrics:
You're essentially my employee.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a mere employee
I like you having dividends on me.
Original Lyrics:
You're essentially an employee
And I like you having to depend on me.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing when you've got a pop willy.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing when you've done it properly.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you've got a pert w****.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you're done up properly.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you've got a plump w****.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you're done up properly.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm not, you stupid lying man
Original Lyrics:
And I'm not used to liking that
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before Eddie won me over
In spite of me.
Original Lyrics:
You've already won be over
In spite of me.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Best friend with NFS
Original Lyrics:
Best friend with benefits
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Best friend with an effect
Original Lyrics:
Best friend with benefits
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could inhale beer
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't help it
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could inhale beer
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't help it
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not used to lying in bed.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not your stu lying in neigh-yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
That snot-lipped cervix
Original Lyrics:
That's not lip service.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's not his cervix.
Original Lyrics:
That's not lip service.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stated your case, diamond again.
Original Lyrics:
You stated your case, time and again.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stayed in your case, time and again
Original Lyrics:
You stated your case, time and again
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to liking that.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to lying in bed.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to lying in bed.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to lying there.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to lieing in bed.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to lying there.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to lying in bed.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not your stoop lying there.
or
I'm not your stooge lying there.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my best friend,
best friend without a face
Original Lyrics:
You're my best friend,
best friend with benefits
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've already humped me over
And got inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
You've already won me over
In spite of me.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've already run me over
Inspite of me
Don't be surprised if I fly
Head over feet
Original Lyrics:
You've already won me over
Inspite of me
Don't be surprised if I fall
Head over feet
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've already run me over.
Original Lyrics:
You've already won me over.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've already run me over
Original Lyrics:
You've already won me over
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is thick and it followed me home
Original Lyrics:
Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is thick, and it followed me home.
You're so much braver, that I'd get imbedded for
Original Lyrics:
Your love is thick, and it swallowed me whole.
You're so much braver, than I gave you credit for
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love it think and it followed me home
Original Lyrics:
Your love is thick and it swollowed me whole
"Heart of the House"
Misheard Lyrics:
How sane were you, actually?
How weird were you, honestly at the time?
Original Lyrics:
How seen were you, actually?
How revered were you, honestly at the time?
"I Just Shot John Lennon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just shot the lemon
Original Lyrics:
I just shot John Lennon
"I Was Hoping"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we were talking outside it was cold,
we were shivering yet wormed by the subject mattress,
my knife is in the next room
we've been having troubles you know
Original Lyrics:
As we were talking outside it was cold
we were shivering yet warmed by the subject matter
my wife is in the next room
we've been having troubles you know
"I Was Hoping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I too once thought I was worth something
Original Lyrics:
I too once thought I was owed something
It only sounds like this on the live-version (mtv Unplugged)
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
...a death-throw, hard-on, a little too late
Original Lyrics:
...a death row pardon, two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Gnome man turned and he ate.
You're the lottery,
That he'd buy the next day
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight.
Won the lottery,
and then died the next day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A death from boredom, 2 minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
A dreath row pardon, 2 minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A death row h***-on
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
A death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A death-throe hard-on,
two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
A death-row pardon,
two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A deathrow hard-on, two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
A death row pardon, two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A free ride, when you're already there.
Original Lyrics:
A free ride, when you've already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A free ride, where you're going anyway
or
A free ride, when you're going on eBay
or
A free ride, when you're going on eBay
Original Lyrics:
A free ride, when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little too ironic
And you're really too thick
Original Lyrics:
A little too ironic
And yeah I really do think
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A traffic jam when you're already late
(No/Dont) smoke inside on your cigarette break
Original Lyrics:
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man turned and he ached
Original Lyrics:
And old man turned ninety-eight
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man turned and he ate
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man turned as he ate
He won the lottery, and I the next day.
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery, and died the next day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man,
turned and he ate,
your lottery,
and died the next day
Original Lyrics:
An old man,
turned ninety-eight,
he won the lottery,
and died the next day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man, turned and he ate
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And 2 out of 4 is bigger.
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought it figures?
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Hoover the floor, it figures.
Original Lyrics:
And who would have thought it figures?
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And pooh on the floor, it figures.
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought, it figures.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little tunic.. and yeah I really do think...
Original Lyrics:
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would have thought it's the girls.
Original Lyrics:
And who would have thought it figures.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would have thought, it's bigger
Original Lyrics:
And who would have thought, it figures
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would've thought
It's because
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought
It figures
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would've thought it's a girl.
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought it figures.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it erotic, don't you think?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a black pie in your chow mein.
Original Lyrics:
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard on two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard-on two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard-on
2 minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
2 minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row part of me
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row party two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death throw hard-on, two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death-throe hard-on
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death-throws h***-on
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free life when you're already dead.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free life, when you're already dead.
Original Lyrics:
A free ride, when you've already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride on a dusty plane
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you're already late
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you're already there
It's the good advice that you just can't wait
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you're bored anyway.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green flies that you just canned in jake.
or
It's the good advice that you just can't take.
Original Lyrics:
It's the good advice that you just didn't take.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light when your already there
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light, when you're already late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride, when you've already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light, when you're running a red.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a free ride, when your already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's black rain on your wedding day
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 loons when all you need is nine.
Original Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its like 10,000 grooms when all ya need is a wife
or
It's like 10,000 phones when all you need is a line
or
It's like 10,000 phones when all you need is a line
Original Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spools, when all you need is a dime.
Original Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like Gatorade on your wedding day
Free flies when you already paid.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain, on your wedding day
A free ride, when you already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like Raeann on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a green light, when it's already red
Original Lyrics:
It's like a free ride, when your already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a rave on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like change on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like paying on your wedding date.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like radiant
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like radiation on your wedding day
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain on a rainy day
A cutie pie that you just can't take.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
The good advice that you just didn't take.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain on your willie, Dave
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on you're wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain on your willie, Dave
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on you're wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain when you're running late.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, are you ready, today?
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, are you runnin' in place?
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, when you're wet anyway
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain, on your wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rape on on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand loons
When all you need is a dime.
Original Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand schools
When all you need is a life.
Original Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like, 'Yeah, yeah!'
Yeah, Yeti yeah!
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain
On your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's some free time when you're bored anyway
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its a death row hard-on two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
Its a death row pardon two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its like a wedding cake,
on your wedding day,
its like suicide,
when you already layed,
Original Lyrics:
Its like rain
on your wedding day,
its a free ride
when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a funny way
I'm sneaking up on ya when ya think everything's okay
And everything's gong rye.
Original Lyrics:
Life has a funny way
Of sneaking upon ya when ya think everything's okay
And everything's going right.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Death Row hard-on
One minute too late
Original Lyrics:
Like a Death Row pardon
One minute too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid of flies
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The milkman turned 98
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned 98
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The old man turned and he ate
Original Lyrics:
The old man turned 98
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's ten thousand trains
running over a beautiful wife
Original Lyrics:
Its like meeting the man of my dreams
then meeting his beautiful wife
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two out of four get bigger
Original Lyrics:
Who would have thought, it figures
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well life has a funny way
When you're scaping your bunions
When you think everything's gonna be okay...
Original Lyrics:
Well life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay...
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're on your knees in the night
Original Lyrics:
When all you need is a knife
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who would've thought filthy girls?
Original Lyrics:
Who would've thought it figures?
"Isn't It Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard-on two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
"Isn't It Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like wearing red on your wedding day
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
"Jagged Little Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a shag-ged little meatball.
Original Lyrics:
Like a jagged little pill.
"Joining You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Tom, your mom
Original Lyrics:
Dear dar', your mom
"Joining You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tortured vegan
Original Lyrics:
My tortured beacon
"Joining You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tortured vegan
Original Lyrics:
My tortured beacon
"Joining You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were First Demon, mostly you were beautiful.
Original Lyrics:
You were thirsty, but mostly you were beautiful.
"Joining You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were uncomfortable heroedskin
Original Lyrics:
You were uncomfortable in your own skin
"Knees Of My Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jambalaya, bucko!
Original Lyrics:
Tremble and buckle
"Knees Of My Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees squeak.
Original Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees weak.
"Knees Of My Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees squeak
Jumbalaya butthole!!
Original Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees weak
Tremble and buckle!!
"Knees Of My Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees weak
Jambalaya, bucko!
Original Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees weak
Tremble and buckle.
"Mary Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear you're killing sheep again, Mary Jane.
Original Lyrics:
I hear you're counting sheep again, Mary Jane.
"Not The Doctor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be responsible for your broken heart and its wounded feet.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be responsible for your broken heart and its wounded beat.
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