Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Alanis Morissette
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"21 Things I Want In A Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you worshipping Allah
The all-encompassing King?
The all-encompassing King?
Original Lyrics:
Are you funny?
A la self-deprecating?
A la self-deprecating?
"21 Things That I Want In A Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you not a d***?
Original Lyrics:
Are you not addicted?
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is a little sexual intercourse
Original Lyrics:
All I need now is intellectual intercourse
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need now is the totally chill of intercourse.
Original Lyrics:
All I need now is intellectual intercourse.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am frightened by this curr of dead-beats in the land
Original Lyrics:
And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I am frightened to drive the car until I saw this lamb.
Original Lyrics:
And I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Elvis Costello
Original Lyrics:
I'm like Estella.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am frightened by the color of dead lice on this man
Original Lyrics:
I am frightened by the corrupted ways of this land
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't do secretarial today.
Original Lyrics:
I don't disect everything today
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm frustrated by your applique.
Original Lyrics:
I'm frustrated by your apathy.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap me with the splintered hooters.
Original Lyrics:
Slap me with a splintered ruler.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
The corn flakes, the craziness, and the sound of pretenses falling all around.
Original Lyrics:
The conflicts, the craziness and the sound of pretenses falling all around.
"All I Really Want"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why are you so petrified of science?
Original Lyrics:
Why are you so petrified of silence?
"Are You Still Mad?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you all the tomatoes?
Original Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you ultimatums?
"Are You Still Mad?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you old tomatoes?
Original Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you ultimatums?
"Are You Still Mad?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you still mad I kicked you? I wah bad...
Original Lyrics:
Are you still mad I kicked you out of the bed?
"Are You Still Mad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you old tomatoes?
Original Lyrics:
Are you still mad I gave you ultimatums?
"Are You Still Mad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you still mad I had a tendency to murder you?
Original Lyrics:
Are you still mad I had a tendency to mother you?
"Baba"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me strength on a win wan
Original Lyrics:
Give me strength all knowing one
"Baba"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen them boasting rules and far-out sounds that would be.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen them boasting robes and foreign sandalwood beads.
"Baba"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen them kneel with baited breath for their own jewels.
Original Lyrics:
Ive seen them kneel with baited breath for their rituals.
"Baba"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen them kneel with faded breath for the ritual.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen their nearly faded breasts at the ritual.
"Eight Easy Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
How to control someone
To be a current copy of you.
To be a current copy of you.
Original Lyrics:
How to control someone
To be a carbon copy of you.
To be a carbon copy of you.
"Eight Easy Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you how leadersshit looks when brought by the best
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best.
When taught by the best.
this was going through my head while having the diarea's :)
"Eight Easy Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you how neat our s*** looks
When taught by the best.
When taught by the best.
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you how leadership looks
When taught by the best.
When taught by the best.
"Eight Easy Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you how real s*** looks when I buy from the best.
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best.
"Eight Easy Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you how real this s*** looks when taught by the best.
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you love my dog.
or
And you love my duck.
or
And you love my duck.
Original Lyrics:
And you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
And you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you love my duck.
Original Lyrics:
And you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You dig everything of my shine machine.
Original Lyrics:
You dig everything of which I'm ashamed.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see all my life and you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You see all my light and you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see all my light
And you love my dog.
And you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You see all my light
And you love my dark.
And you love my dark.
"Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
You see everything
You see every park
You see all my light
And you love my dog.
You see every park
You see all my light
And you love my dog.
Original Lyrics:
You see everything
You see every part
You see all my light
And you love my dark.
You see every part
You see all my light
And you love my dark.
"Flinch"
Misheard Lyrics:
What are you, my dad?
You f*** me like you were my dad.
You f*** me like you were my dad.
Original Lyrics:
What are you, my dad?
You affect me like you were my dad.
You affect me like you were my dad.
"Flinch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You f*** me like you are my dad.
or
You fact me like you are my dad.
or
You fact me like you are my dad.
Original Lyrics:
You affect me like you are my dad.
"Flinch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You f*** me like you are my dad
Original Lyrics:
You affect me like you are my dad
"Forgive Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you forgive me if I played your Johnny?
Original Lyrics:
Would you forgive me, love, if I laid in your bed?
"Forgive Me Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you forgive me if if I put ants in your shower
Original Lyrics:
Would you forgive me love if I dance in your shower
"Forgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I jump off this mountain,
will I be fuckin' up?
will I be fuckin' up?
Original Lyrics:
If I jump in this fountain,
will I be forgiven?
will I be forgiven?
"Forgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the name of the father, the septic tank, the cyanide
Had one more stupid question.
Had one more stupid question.
Original Lyrics:
In the name of the Father, the skeptic and the Son
I had one more stupid question.
I had one more stupid question.
"Forgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know how unscathly girls can be.
Original Lyrics:
You know how us Catholic girls can be.
"Forgiven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know how us gas-leak girls can be.
Original Lyrics:
You know how us Catholic girls can be.
"Gorgeous"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the guy just...
Original Lyrics:
You look gorgeous.
"Hand In My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is driving a taxi cab.
And the other one is driving a taxi cab.
Original Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
"Hand In My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is carrying a taxi cab
or
I've got one hand in my pocket.
And the other one is tearing a taxi cab.
And the other one is carrying a taxi cab
or
I've got one hand in my pocket.
And the other one is tearing a taxi cab.
Original Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab.
"Hand In My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's handing out maxi-pads.
And the other one's handing out maxi-pads.
Original Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's hailing a taxi cab.
And the other one's hailing a taxi cab.
"Hand In My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's stealing a hi-fi.
And the other one's stealing a hi-fi.
Original Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's giving a high five.
And the other one's giving a high five.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you wanna borrow money.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to rely on.
Original Lyrics:
I know you depend on me like a young thing would to a guardian.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I might want to marry you one day. If you watch that weight, it'll keep you from rotting.
Original Lyrics:
I might want to marry you one day, if you watch that weight and keep your firm body.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I could tell the world
'Cos you're such a pretty thing and I've got a pot belly.
'Cos you're such a pretty thing and I've got a pot belly.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I could tell the world
'Cos you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
'Cos you're such a pretty thing when you're done up properly.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, this could be Nessy.
Original Lyrics:
Ohh, this could be messy.
Nessy as in the legendary reptile of Loch Ness.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, don't go killing everybody.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh,don't go telling everybody.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, this could get nasty.
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, this could be messy.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'd flash forehead of a furious lady
Original Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a few years later
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a furious lady.
Original Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a few years later.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weed's like horrid tool at furry old lady
Original Lyrics:
We'll fast forward to a few years later
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sexually my employee.
Original Lyrics:
You're essentially my employee.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a fine thing when you've got a pop willy.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a fine thing when you're done up properly.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a loyal employee.
Original Lyrics:
You're essentially my employee.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a mere employee
I like you having dividends on me.
I like you having dividends on me.
Original Lyrics:
You're essentially an employee
And I like you having to depend on me.
And I like you having to depend on me.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing when you've got a pop willy.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing when you've done it properly.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you've got a pert w****.
When you've got a pert w****.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you're done up properly.
When you're done up properly.
"Hands Clean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you've got a plump w****.
When you've got a plump w****.
Original Lyrics:
You're such a pretty thing
When you're done up properly.
When you're done up properly.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm not, you stupid lying man
Original Lyrics:
And I'm not used to liking that
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before Eddie won me over
In spite of me.
In spite of me.
Original Lyrics:
You've already won me over
In spite of me.
In spite of me.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Best friend with NFS
Original Lyrics:
Best friend with benefits
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Best friend with an effect
Original Lyrics:
Best friend with benefits
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could inhale beer
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't help it
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could inhale beer
Original Lyrics:
I couldn't help it
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not used to lying in bed.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not your stu lying in neigh-yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
That snot-lipped cervix
Original Lyrics:
That's not lip service.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's not his cervix.
Original Lyrics:
That's not lip service.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stated your case, diamond again.
Original Lyrics:
You stated your case, time and again.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stayed in your case, time and again
Original Lyrics:
You stated your case, time and again
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to lying in bed.
I'm not used to lying in bed.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess.
I'm not used to liking that.
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to lying in bed.
I'm not used to lying in bed.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that.
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to lying there.
I'm not used to lying there.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that.
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to lying in bed.
I'm not used to lying in bed.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that.
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to lying there.
I'm not used to lying there.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that.
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not your stoop lying there.
or
I'm not your stooge lying there.
I'm not your stoop lying there.
or
I'm not your stooge lying there.
Original Lyrics:
You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that.
I'm not used to liking that.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my best friend,
best friend without a face
best friend without a face
Original Lyrics:
You're my best friend,
best friend with benefits
best friend with benefits
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've already humped me over
And got inside of me.
And got inside of me.
Original Lyrics:
You've already won me over
In spite of me.
In spite of me.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've already run me over
Inspite of me
Don't be surprised if I fly
Head over feet
Inspite of me
Don't be surprised if I fly
Head over feet
Original Lyrics:
You've already won me over
Inspite of me
Don't be surprised if I fall
Head over feet
Inspite of me
Don't be surprised if I fall
Head over feet
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've already run me over.
Original Lyrics:
You've already won me over.
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've already run me over
Original Lyrics:
You've already won me over
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is thick and it followed me home
Original Lyrics:
Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love is thick, and it followed me home.
You're so much braver, that I'd get imbedded for
You're so much braver, that I'd get imbedded for
Original Lyrics:
Your love is thick, and it swallowed me whole.
You're so much braver, than I gave you credit for
You're so much braver, than I gave you credit for
"Head Over Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love it think and it followed me home
Original Lyrics:
Your love is thick and it swollowed me whole
"Heart of the House"
Misheard Lyrics:
How sane were you, actually?
How weird were you, honestly at the time?
How weird were you, honestly at the time?
Original Lyrics:
How seen were you, actually?
How revered were you, honestly at the time?
How revered were you, honestly at the time?
"I Just Shot John Lennon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just shot the lemon
Original Lyrics:
I just shot John Lennon
"I Was Hoping"
Misheard Lyrics:
As we were talking outside it was cold,
we were shivering yet wormed by the subject mattress,
my knife is in the next room
we've been having troubles you know
we were shivering yet wormed by the subject mattress,
my knife is in the next room
we've been having troubles you know
Original Lyrics:
As we were talking outside it was cold
we were shivering yet warmed by the subject matter
my wife is in the next room
we've been having troubles you know
we were shivering yet warmed by the subject matter
my wife is in the next room
we've been having troubles you know
"I Was Hoping"
Misheard Lyrics:
I too once thought I was worth something
Original Lyrics:
I too once thought I was owed something
It only sounds like this on the live-version (mtv Unplugged)
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
...a death-throw, hard-on, a little too late
Original Lyrics:
...a death row pardon, two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Gnome man turned and he ate.
You're the lottery,
That he'd buy the next day
You're the lottery,
That he'd buy the next day
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight.
Won the lottery,
and then died the next day
Won the lottery,
and then died the next day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A death from boredom, 2 minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
A dreath row pardon, 2 minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A death row h***-on
Two minutes too late.
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
A death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
Two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A death-throe hard-on,
two minutes too late
two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
A death-row pardon,
two minutes too late
two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A deathrow hard-on, two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
A death row pardon, two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A free ride, when you're already there.
Original Lyrics:
A free ride, when you've already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A free ride, where you're going anyway
or
A free ride, when you're going on eBay
or
A free ride, when you're going on eBay
Original Lyrics:
A free ride, when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little too ironic
And you're really too thick
And you're really too thick
Original Lyrics:
A little too ironic
And yeah I really do think
And yeah I really do think
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
A traffic jam when you're already late
(No/Dont) smoke inside on your cigarette break
(No/Dont) smoke inside on your cigarette break
Original Lyrics:
A traffic jam when you're already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man turned and he ached
Original Lyrics:
And old man turned ninety-eight
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man turned and he ate
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man turned as he ate
He won the lottery, and I the next day.
He won the lottery, and I the next day.
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery, and died the next day.
He won the lottery, and died the next day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man,
turned and he ate,
your lottery,
and died the next day
turned and he ate,
your lottery,
and died the next day
Original Lyrics:
An old man,
turned ninety-eight,
he won the lottery,
and died the next day
turned ninety-eight,
he won the lottery,
and died the next day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
An old man, turned and he ate
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned ninety-eight
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And 2 out of 4 is bigger.
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought it figures?
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Hoover the floor, it figures.
Original Lyrics:
And who would have thought it figures?
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And pooh on the floor, it figures.
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought, it figures.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little tunic.. and yeah I really do think...
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little tunic.. and yeah I really do think...
Original Lyrics:
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic.. and yeah I really do think...
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would have thought it's Bigears?
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought it figures?
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would have thought it's the girls.
Original Lyrics:
And who would have thought it figures.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would have thought, it's bigger
Original Lyrics:
And who would have thought, it figures
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would've thought
It's because
It's because
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought
It figures
It figures
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would've thought it's a girl.
Original Lyrics:
And who would've thought it figures.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isn't it erotic, don't you think?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a black pie in your chow mein.
Original Lyrics:
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard on two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard-on two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard-on two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row hard-on
2 minutes too late.
2 minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
2 minutes too late.
2 minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row part of me
Two minutes too late.
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
Two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death row party two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death throw hard-on, two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death-throe hard-on
Two minutes too late.
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
Two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a death-throws hung on
Two minutes too late.
Two minutes too late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a death row pardon
Two minutes too late.
Two minutes too late.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free life when you're already dead.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride on a dusty plane
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you're already late
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you're already there
It's the good advice that you just can't wait
It's the good advice that you just can't wait
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you're bored anyway.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green flies that you just canned in jake.
or
It's the good advice that you just can't take.
or
It's the good advice that you just can't take.
Original Lyrics:
It's the good advice that you just didn't take.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light when your already there
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light, but it's already red.
Original Lyrics:
A free ride, when you've already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light, when it's already red
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride, when your already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light, when you're already late.
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride, when you've already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a green light, when you're running a red.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a free ride, when your already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's black rain on your wedding day
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 loons when all you need is nine.
Original Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its like 10,000 grooms when all ya need is a wife
or
It's like 10,000 phones when all you need is a line
or
It's like 10,000 phones when all you need is a line
Original Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spools, when all you need is a dime.
Original Lyrics:
It's like 10,000 spoons, when all you need is a knife.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like Gatorade on your wedding day
Free flies when you already paid.
Free flies when you already paid.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain, on your wedding day
A free ride, when you already paid.
A free ride, when you already paid.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like Raeann on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a rave on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like change on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like paying on your wedding date.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like radiant
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like radiation on your wedding day
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain on a rainy day
A cutie pie that you just can't take.
A cutie pie that you just can't take.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
The good advice that you just didn't take.
The good advice that you just didn't take.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain on your willie, Dave
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on you're wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain when you're running late.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, are you ready, today?
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, are you runnin' in place?
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, are you willing to be?
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on you're wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rain, when you're wet anyway
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain, on your wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like rape on on your wedding day.
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand loons
When all you need is a dime.
When all you need is a dime.
Original Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife.
When all you need is a knife.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand schools
When all you need is a life.
When all you need is a life.
Original Lyrics:
It's like ten thousand spoons
When all you need is a knife.
When all you need is a knife.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like wearing red on your wedding day
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain on your wedding day
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like, 'Yeah, yeah!'
Yeah, Yeti yeah!
Yeah, Yeti yeah!
Original Lyrics:
It's like rain
On your wedding day.
On your wedding day.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's some free time when you're bored anyway
Original Lyrics:
It's a free ride when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its a death row hard-on two minutes too late
Original Lyrics:
Its a death row pardon two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its like a wedding cake,
on your wedding day,
its like suicide,
when you already layed,
on your wedding day,
its like suicide,
when you already layed,
Original Lyrics:
Its like rain
on your wedding day,
its a free ride
when you've already paid
on your wedding day,
its a free ride
when you've already paid
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life has a funny, funny way ...humping your ass
Humping your ass
Humping your ass
Original Lyrics:
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
Helping you out
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a funny way
I'm sneaking up on ya when ya think everything's okay
And everything's gong rye.
I'm sneaking up on ya when ya think everything's okay
And everything's gong rye.
Original Lyrics:
Life has a funny way
Of sneaking upon ya when ya think everything's okay
And everything's going right.
Of sneaking upon ya when ya think everything's okay
And everything's going right.
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Death Row hard-on
One minute too late
One minute too late
Original Lyrics:
It's a Death Row pardon
Two minutes too late
Two minutes too late
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meeting the man of trains
running over a beautiful wife
running over a beautiful wife
Original Lyrics:
It's like meeting the man of my dreams
then meeting his beautiful wife
then meeting his beautiful wife
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid of flies
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The milkman turned 98
Original Lyrics:
An old man turned 98
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
The old man turned and he ate
Original Lyrics:
The old man turned 98
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two out of four get bigger
Original Lyrics:
Who would have thought, it figures
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well life has a funny way
When you're scaping your bunions
When you think everything's gonna be okay...
When you're scaping your bunions
When you think everything's gonna be okay...
Original Lyrics:
Well life has a funny way
Of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay...
Of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay...
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're on your knees in the night
Original Lyrics:
When all you need is a knife
"Ironic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who would've thought filthy girls?
Original Lyrics:
Who would've thought it figures?
"Joining You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Tom, your mom
Original Lyrics:
Dear dar', your mom
"Joining You"
Misheard Lyrics:
My tortured vegan
Original Lyrics:
My tortured beacon
"Joining You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were First Demon, mostly you were beautiful.
Original Lyrics:
You were thirsty, but mostly you were beautiful.
"Joining You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were uncomfortable heroedskin
Original Lyrics:
You were uncomfortable in your own skin
"Knees Of My Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jambalaya, bucko!
Original Lyrics:
Tremble and buckle
"Knees Of My Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees squeak.
Original Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees weak.
"Knees Of My Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees squeak
Jumbalaya butthole!!
Jumbalaya butthole!!
Original Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees weak
Tremble and buckle!!
Tremble and buckle!!
"Knees Of My Bees"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees weak
Jambalaya, bucko!
Jambalaya, bucko!
Original Lyrics:
You make the knees of my bees weak
Tremble and buckle.
Tremble and buckle.
"Mary Jane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear you're killing sheep again, Mary Jane.
Original Lyrics:
I hear you're counting sheep again, Mary Jane.
"Narcissus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any talk of bullfighting
Original Lyrics:
Any talk of both feet in
"Not The Doctor"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna be responsible for your broken heart and its wounded feet.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna be responsible for your broken heart and its wounded beat.
"Not The Doctor"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a big tomato with the holes along the bottom.
Original Lyrics:
Mind the empty bottle with the holes along the bottom.
"Not The Doctor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Midiam ta botta
Original Lyrics:
Mind the empty bottle.
"One Hand In My Pocket"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's stealing a hi-fi.
And the other one's stealing a hi-fi.
Original Lyrics:
I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one's giving a hi-five.
And the other one's giving a hi-five.
"Out Is Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anytime we're still made a final ballet.
Original Lyrics:
Anytime we're still made of final bowing.
"Out Is Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I dream of quick fixes
I'm sewage.
I'm sewage.
Original Lyrics:
Every time I dream of quick fix
I'm assuaged.
I'm assuaged.
"Out Is Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time our horns are locked
I'm towel-throwing
I'm towel-throwing
Original Lyrics:
Every time our horns are locked
On toweling throwing.
On toweling throwing.
"Out Is Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time we board
This distance-cruncher
This distance-cruncher
Original Lyrics:
Every time we're in a rut
This distant grandeur.
This distant grandeur.
"Out Is Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time we're in a rug
This just don't conjure.
This just don't conjure.
Original Lyrics:
Every time we're in a rut
This distant grandeur.
This distant grandeur.
"Out Is Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
The only way out is through
And I lead you
or
And Molly you
or
Admiring you
or
Let me lead.
And I lead you
or
And Molly you
or
Admiring you
or
Let me lead.
Original Lyrics:
The only way out is through
Ultimately.
Ultimately.
"Out Is Through"
Misheard Lyrics:
The only way out is through
I'll tell Mommy.
I'll tell Mommy.
Original Lyrics:
The only way out is through
Ultimately.
Ultimately.
"Precious Illusions"
Misheard Lyrics:
And party within
Is like party without childhood best friend.
Is like party without childhood best friend.
Original Lyrics:
And parting with them
Is like parting with a childhood best friend.
Is like parting with a childhood best friend.
"Precious Illusions"
Misheard Lyrics:
These special solutions in my head
Did not let me down when I was a kid.
Did not let me down when I was a kid.
Original Lyrics:
These precious illusions in my head
Did not let me down when I was a kid.
Did not let me down when I was a kid.
"Princes Familiar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa s***s on his princess
So that she will find a s***less princess familiar.
So that she will find a s***less princess familiar.
Original Lyrics:
Papa, listen to your princess
So that she will find attentive princes familiar.
So that she will find attentive princes familiar.
"Princes Familiar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa sing to your princess
Original Lyrics:
Papa listen to your princess
"Princes Familiar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Will I ever see a toucan on a can?
or
Will I ever go back to Mayanacan?
or
Will I ever go back to Mayanacan?
Original Lyrics:
Will I ever go back to Canada?
"Right Through You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you forgive me if if I put ants in your shower?
Original Lyrics:
Would you forgive me love if I dance in your shower?
"Right Through You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You took a long hard look up my a**
And then say golf balls're inside.
And then say golf balls're inside.
Original Lyrics:
You took a long hard look at my a**
And then played golf for a while.
And then played golf for a while.
"Right Through You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You took a long hard look up my a**
And then say golf balls're inside.
And then say golf balls're inside.
Original Lyrics:
You took a long hard look at my a**
And then played golf for a while.
And then played golf for a while.
"Secret Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you forgive me love
If I answered your shower?
If I answered your shower?
Original Lyrics:
Would you forgive me love
If I danced in your shower?
If I danced in your shower?
"So Pure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sink three points, and you say go Agent Scully.
Original Lyrics:
I sink three points, and you wax poetically.
"So Pure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love you when you dance
When you're speed dialing France
So pure such an expression.
When you're speed dialing France
So pure such an expression.
Original Lyrics:
Love you when you dance
When you freestyle in trance
So pure such an expression.
When you freestyle in trance
So pure such an expression.
"So Pure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unapologetic golly alive
Original Lyrics:
Unapologetically alive
"Surrendering"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I upload your perseverance.
Original Lyrics:
And I applaud your perseverance.
"Sympathetic Character"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was afraid of your eyes, the 'Simon Says'
Original Lyrics:
I was afraid of your icy silences
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
How 'bout them transparent angles in carrots?
Original Lyrics:
How about them transparent dangling carrots?
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
How 'bout unabashedly boiling your eyes out?
Original Lyrics:
How 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out?
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
How about not equating death with starving
Original Lyrics:
How about not equating death with stopping
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
How about that ever elusive poodle
Original Lyrics:
How about that ever elusive kudo
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank U, Thank U Thailand
Original Lyrics:
Thank U, Thank U silence
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank You Terence,
Thank You Frehley
Thank You Frehley
Original Lyrics:
Thank You Terror,
Thank You Frailty
Thank You Frailty
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you Adia
Original Lyrics:
Thank you India
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you India, thank you China
thank you Dish-so-empty-now
thank you Dish-so-empty-now
Original Lyrics:
Thank you India, thank you terror
thank you disillusionment
thank you disillusionment
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you Sarah
Original Lyrics:
Thank you terror
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you in the jar.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, India.
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, China
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, silence
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, Enya.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, India.
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, India
Thank you, Tehran.
Thank you, Tehran.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, India
Thank you, terror.
Thank you, terror.
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, Paraguay.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, frailty.
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, thank you, toilet.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, thank you, silence.
"Thank U"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, thank you, toilets.
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, thank you, silence.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
How 'bout renting an erotic video?
Original Lyrics:
How 'bout remembering your divinity?
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank You Olivia
Thank You Terryn
Thank You Terryn
Original Lyrics:
Thank you India
Thank you terror
Thank you terror
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you India, thank you Teheran
Original Lyrics:
Thank you India, thank you terror
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you Terrence
Original Lyrics:
Thank you terror
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you ahyhow
Original Lyrics:
Thank you India
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you, thank you, Silas
Original Lyrics:
Thank you, thank you, silence
"That I Would Be Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I would be good,
even if I lost an eye
even if I lost an eye
Original Lyrics:
That I would be good,
even if I lost sanity
even if I lost sanity
"That I Would Be Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I would be loved even if I loved myself.
Original Lyrics:
That I would be loved even when I numb myself.
"The Couch"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are courageous you are a pig
Original Lyrics:
You are courageous you are big
"The Grudge"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to be big and let go of this crotch, this scrotum.
Original Lyrics:
I want to be big and let go of this grudge that's grown old.
"These R The Thoughts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he the one that I will never be?
Original Lyrics:
Is he the one that I will marry?
"This Grudge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scratch the scrotal.
Original Lyrics:
This grudge that's grown old.
"This Grudge"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been very fine,
Useless Father you deserve a piece of every relic
Useless Father you deserve a piece of every relic
Original Lyrics:
You've been villified
used as fodder you deserve a piece of every record
used as fodder you deserve a piece of every record
"Un-Sexy"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these little Egyptians
Original Lyrics:
Oh these little rejections
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
uncharted sight
or
A chocolate slide
or
A chocolate slide
Original Lyrics:
An unfortunate slight
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you're not alive
You're not invited
Un-un forchild
The sweet strangely exciting
To watch the stairway squirm
Must be somewhat hard telling
To watch and burn me shepherd
But you're not alive
You're uninvited
Un-un for child
Like any uncharted terrain surely
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love life
You had experienced love like mine before
The best is not allowed
You're uninvited
Un-un for child
I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to liberate.
You're not invited
Un-un forchild
The sweet strangely exciting
To watch the stairway squirm
Must be somewhat hard telling
To watch and burn me shepherd
But you're not alive
You're uninvited
Un-un for child
Like any uncharted terrain surely
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love life
You had experienced love like mine before
The best is not allowed
You're uninvited
Un-un for child
I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to liberate.
Original Lyrics:
But you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd meet shepherd
But you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But this is not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate.
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd meet shepherd
But you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But this is not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight
I don't think you unworthy
I need a moment to deliberate.
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited
And, and for giant slide.
You're uninvited
And, and for giant slide.
Original Lyrics:
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight.
You're uninvited
An unfortunate slight.
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a moment to deliver hate.
Original Lyrics:
I need a moment to deliberate.
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a moment
To deliver eggs.
To deliver eggs.
Original Lyrics:
I need a moment
To deliberate.
To deliberate.
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like any hard-bodied woman
I won't simply won't tell an object to creep
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slide
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stork squirm
Must be somewhat heart-turning
To watch a bunny shiver
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited, an ufortunate slide
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited, an ufortunate slide
I don't think you talk dirty
But I need a moment
To think over this date.
I won't simply won't tell an object to creep
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slide
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stork squirm
Must be somewhat heart-turning
To watch a bunny shiver
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited, an ufortunate slide
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But you, you're not alone
You're uninvited, an ufortunate slide
I don't think you talk dirty
But I need a moment
To think over this date.
Original Lyrics:
Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slight
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd meet shepherd
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slight
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slight
I don't think you unworthy
But I need a moment to deliberate.
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot-blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slight
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd meet shepherd
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slight
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
You speak of my love like
You have experienced love like mine before
But you, you're not allowed
You're uninvited, an unfortunate slight
I don't think you unworthy
But I need a moment to deliberate.
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like any one would be,
I'm a flat turd by your fascination with me
I'm a flat turd by your fascination with me
Original Lyrics:
Like any one would be,
I am flattered by your fascination with me
I am flattered by your fascination with me
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like any uncharted terror, Tori
I must seem greatly intriguing.
I must seem greatly intriguing.
Original Lyrics:
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing.
I must seem greatly intriguing.
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like any uncharted terror
Tori Amos seems greatly intriguing.
Tori Amos seems greatly intriguing.
Original Lyrics:
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing.
I must seem greatly intriguing.
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like any uncharted terry, Tori
I must seem greatly intriguing.
I must seem greatly intriguing.
Original Lyrics:
Like any uncharted territory
I must seem greatly intriguing.
I must seem greatly intriguing.
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like any unchartered terror,
Tori Amos seems strangely alluring
Tori Amos seems strangely alluring
Original Lyrics:
Like any unchartered territory
I must seem greatly intriguing
I must seem greatly intriguing
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like any unshining terror, Tory, I must seem greatly inriguing
Original Lyrics:
Like any uncharted territory, I must seem greatly intriguing
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like any uncharted terror-story
I must read greatly intriguing
I must read greatly intriguing
or
Like any young child terror Tori, I must seem greatly intriguing
or
Like any young child terror Tori, I must seem greatly intriguing
Original Lyrics:
Like any uncharted territory I must seem greatly intriguing
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like anyone worthy
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic sqrirrel
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd lead shepherd.
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic sqrirrel
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd lead shepherd.
Original Lyrics:
Like anyone would be
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat hard telling to watch them burn me, shepherd.
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirm
Must be somewhat hard telling to watch them burn me, shepherd.
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like anyone worthy
Original Lyrics:
Like anyone would be
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like anyone would be, I am flat turned by your fascination with me
Original Lyrics:
Like anyone would be, I am flattered by your fascination with me
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be so unheartening to watch a bird be shampered
Original Lyrics:
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd meet shepard
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be so unheartening to watch a puppy shepherd
Original Lyrics:
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd meet shepherd
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be somewhat heart telling, to watch shepherd beat shepherd
Original Lyrics:
Must be somewhat heartening , to watch shepherd meet shepherd
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be somewhat heart telling
To watch champagney share bird.
or
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd meet shepheard.
or
Must be somewhat hard telling
To watch them burn me shepherd.
To watch champagney share bird.
or
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd meet shepheard.
or
Must be somewhat hard telling
To watch them burn me shepherd.
Original Lyrics:
Must be somewhat heartening
To watch shepherd need shepherd.
To watch shepherd need shepherd.
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be somewhat heartening o' watch shepherd meat shepard
or
Must be somewhat heartening to watch a burning shepard
or
Must be somewhat heartening to watch a burning shepard
Original Lyrics:
Must be somewhat heartening to watch shepherd meet shepard
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirrel
To watch the stoic squirrel
Original Lyrics:
Must be strangely exciting
To watch the stoic squirm
To watch the stoic squirm
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirrel
Original Lyrics:
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirm
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stomach squirm
Original Lyrics:
Must be strangely exciting to watch the stoic squirm
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
To watch the stairway square
Original Lyrics:
To watch the stoic squirm
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
To watch the stairway squirrel
Original Lyrics:
To watch the stoic squirm
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
To watch the stoic squirrel
Original Lyrics:
To watch the stoic squirm
"Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
To watch the stoic squirrel
Original Lyrics:
To watch the stoic squirm
"Unsent"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dear Matthew I think you're a bit of a prat
Original Lyrics:
Dear Matthew I like you a lot
"Would Not Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would sell and sell and still it would not come.
Original Lyrics:
I would seduce them and still it would not come.
"Would Not Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be the Fuhrer and still it would not come
Original Lyrics:
I'd be the hero and still it would not come
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I reccomend sticking your bird in you mouth
Original Lyrics:
I reccomend sticking your foot in your mouth
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I recommend biting off mal-amputations.
Original Lyrics:
I recommend biting off more than you can chew.
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I recommend biting off more than coo-ka-choo to anyone.
Original Lyrics:
I recommend biting off more than you can chew to anyone.
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I recommend gettin' your heart jabbin' on to everyone.
Original Lyrics:
I recommend gettin' your heart trampled on to everyone.
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I recommend putting a butt in your gajoob
I recommend getting your home trampled on
The car, she bops you from the win
Follow until the dusk, hey, yeah
You breed, you learn
You Creed, you learn
To fly a truck star, come up around Big Ben.
I recommend getting your home trampled on
The car, she bops you from the win
Follow until the dusk, hey, yeah
You breed, you learn
You Creed, you learn
To fly a truck star, come up around Big Ben.
Original Lyrics:
I recommend biting off more than you can chew
I recommend getting your heart trampled on
The caution blocks you from the wind
Hold on till the dust settles
You bleed, you learn
You scream, you learn
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend.
I recommend getting your heart trampled on
The caution blocks you from the wind
Hold on till the dust settles
You bleed, you learn
You scream, you learn
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend.
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I recommend sticking up for your foot and mouth
Original Lyrics:
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I recommend sticking your bird in you mouth.
Original Lyrics:
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth.
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I recommend sticking your butt in your mouth.
Original Lyrics:
I recommend sticking your foot in your mouth.
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
I recommend walking around negative in your living room.
Original Lyrics:
I recommend walking around naked in your living room.
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cop she mocks you from the river
Original Lyrics:
The caution blocks you from the wind
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire dogs are coming about the Benz.
Original Lyrics:
The fire trucks are coming around the bend.
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire trucks are coming up around the day.
Original Lyrics:
The fire trucks are coming up around the bend.
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
You live, you nerd.
You breathe, you nerd.
You breathe, you nerd.
Original Lyrics:
You live, you learn.
You breathe, you learn.
You breathe, you learn.
"You Learn"
Misheard Lyrics:
You nerd.
Original Lyrics:
You learn.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the joke that was made
Fuzzy navel, unable.
Fuzzy navel, unable.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause the joke that you laid
On the bed, that was me.
On the bed, that was me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the joke that you laid
On the bed that was made.
On the bed that was made.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause the joke that you laid
On the bed, that was me.
On the bed, that was me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm there, in the night air.
With the rats and the rats when you went away
You're downstairs, in the night air.
With the rats and the rats and you get away.
With the rats and the rats when you went away
You're downstairs, in the night air.
With the rats and the rats and you get away.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm there, to remind you
Of the mess that you left when you went away
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
Of the mess that you left when you went away
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
And its not fair to the night air
Original Lyrics:
And its not fair to deny me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another virgin like me
Original Lyrics:
An older version of me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blessed you, blessed me.
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Duplicity
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you forget about me,
missed you too did you miss me I,
I know you hate uncooked dinner
missed you too did you miss me I,
I know you hate uncooked dinner
Original Lyrics:
Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you forget about me, Mr. Doo, Mr. dee?
Original Lyrics:
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you forget about me
Bliss da doo bliss da dee?
Bliss da doo bliss da dee?
Original Lyrics:
Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity?
Mr. Duplicity?
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she know how you told me you'd hump me until you died?
Original Lyrics:
Does she know how you told me you'd hold me until you died?
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she speak Gaelic like me
Original Lyrics:
Does she speak eloquently
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she speak ebaquany?
Original Lyrics:
does she speak eloquently
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she speak ever quanly?
Original Lyrics:
Does she speak eloquently?
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Does she stake out my money
Original Lyrics:
Does she speak eloquently
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude, dude, dude, I don't know.
Original Lyrics:
You, you, you oughta know.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could play I was the place
And are you thinking of me
When you 'ker
And are you thinking of me
When you 'ker
Original Lyrics:
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me
When you f**k her
And are you thinking of me
When you f**k her
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the birds and the bees
Original Lyrics:
An older version of me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the version of me
or
I know the virgin of me
or
Another virgin of me
or
Another version of me
or
I know the virgin of me
or
Another virgin of me
or
Another version of me
Original Lyrics:
An older version of me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to know
That I have peace for you.
That I have peace for you.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to know
That I'm happy for you.
That I'm happy for you.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to know
That I'm half-baked for you
or
I want you to know
That I have faith for you
That I'm half-baked for you
or
I want you to know
That I have faith for you
Original Lyrics:
I want you to know
That I'm happy for you
That I'm happy for you
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to be lyin' there all across our bed - what ya did to me
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of this cross I bear that you gave to me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to debby ya
Or that cross-eyed bear that went away.
Or that cross-eyed bear that went away.
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Yeah I dunno!!
Yeah I dunno!!
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You oughta know!
You oughta know!
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed glare that you gave to me
You Waldo!
You Waldo!
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You oughta know.
You oughta know.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of this cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of this cross I bear that you gave to me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me or the cross-eyed baby that you're giving me
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross eyed-bear that you gave to me.
Of the cross eyed-bear that you gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bare that you gave to me.
Of the cross I bare that you gave to me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Or the cross-eyed baby that you're giving me.
Or the cross-eyed baby that you're giving me.
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-bared bed that you gave to me.
Of the cross-bared bed that you gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that Bill Gates made
Duh, duh, duh! Oughta know!
Of the cross-eyed bear that Bill Gates made
Duh, duh, duh! Oughta know!
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know!
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know!
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed-man that you gave to me.
Of the cross-eyed-man that you gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to remind me of the cross-eyed stare that you gave to me
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me of this cross I bear that you gave to me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross-eyed-bear that you gave to me.
Of the cross-eyed-bear that you gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to remind me
Of the cross-eyed girl that you gave to me.
Of the cross-eyed girl that you gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Do, Mr. Green
Original Lyrics:
Mr. Duplicity
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of the cross-eyed bear you gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
Of the cross I bare that you gave to me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of the mess you left in your underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Of the mess you left when you went away.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of the mess you left in your underwear.
Original Lyrics:
Of the mess you left when you went away.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Original Lyrics:
The cross I bare that you gave to me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
Original Lyrics:
The cross I bear that you gave to me
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cross-eyed glare that you gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
The cross I bare that you gave to me.
"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
You otter know.
Original Lyrics:
You oughta know.
"You Oughtta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
An older virgin like me.
Original Lyrics:
An older version of me.
"You Oughtta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm here, to remind you,
of the cross-eyed baby you gave to me
of the cross-eyed baby you gave to me
Original Lyrics:
And I'm here, to remind you,
of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
of the cross I bear that you gave to me.
"You Oughtta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the virgin of me.
Original Lyrics:
An older version of me
"You Oughtta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you to know that I'm half-baked for you.
Original Lyrics:
I want you to know that I'm happy for you.
"You Outta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not fair to deprive me
Of the crossed-eyed bear that you gave to me.
Of the crossed-eyed bear that you gave to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I'd bear that you gave to me.
Of the cross I'd bear that you gave to me.
"Your House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Would you forgive me, love
If I s*** in your shower?
If I s*** in your shower?
Original Lyrics:
Would you forgive me, love
If I dance in your shower?
If I dance in your shower?
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